The corrupted wish game.

[Tiger In Training]

All that crap happens then you die.

I wish Ben (sitting next to me) would stop reading every thing i write out loud.

PS, i (ben) am a gay man.


Haa   he said it!

[zenmen5]

wish granted but now he says watever you think,TELAPATY!
i wish for wallstreet to be better
laik ^dow +15

[yourefired]

Wish granted, but you've been banned from wall street.

I wish I was swimming in piles and piles of €500 notes.

[Pavel]

Wish granted, €500 is now worth 1 cent.

I wish Microsoft ran out of money.

[Blue Sky Mine]

Wish granted, now you have to pay huge amounts of cash for a mac or you have to compile your own OS

I wish they'd replace my broken computer parts

[yourefired]

Wish granted, but they replaced your broken computer parts with more broken parts.

I wish I was supersmart and knew everything.

[Blue Sky Mine]

Wish granted,you know everything including the content of Encyclopedia Dramatica's article on Pain

I wish I could play guitar (like Angus Young)

[Pavel]

Will granted, you'll play the guitar, when you sit down and study how to play it.

I wish I was good at art.

[Tiger In Training]

Wish granted, wish revoked.


I wish.

[Pavel]

I wish to get paid going to school.

[Tiger In Training]

You get paid for school. You get a peppermint exclusion.

I wish that i could understand all that computer jargon.

[zenmen5]

Wish granted,younow cant understand regular speaking
i wish for money to rain from the sky as dollar bills and not in massive loads bundled together
that would kill me

[Tiger In Training]

Wish granted, paper cuts all round.

I wish for an uncorrupted wish.

[blue25]

Wish granted. Now you're banned from the forums.

I wish for Stephen to shake my hand in public and walk away with an old lady's purse. [that last part has happened too many times]

[zenmen5]

wish granted,you are sent to jail for conversing with a robber
i wish for fish on a dish with some kish