The corrupted wish game.

[Pavel]

Wish granted, you'll fly on the A380... in a flight simulator.

I wish everything in the world was free...

[Blue Sky Mine]

Wish granted, you'll fly on the A380... in a flight simulator.

I wish everything in the world was free...

Wish granted, now you can't buy ANYTHING, you don't have any electricity and you'll have to go out hunting for your daily meal...

I wish my math teacher wouldn't give us this ridicoulus homework I should be doing right now...

[Obmit]

Wish Granted, no homework for you, but when you go to get a job, that homework seemed really important-shame you didnt do it 

I wish that my wage would rise by more than 50 cents...

[Tiger In Training]

Wage goes up 51 cents. All products go up 52 cents.

I wish the sea was yellow

[zenmen5]

toxins kill the ocean-yes the yellow snow toxin  -

[Blue Sky Mine]

toxins kill the ocean-yes the yellow snow toxin  -

Dude you forgot something - - -

[Tiger In Training]

I wish Zenmen5 would remember to make his wish.

[Blue Sky Mine]

I wish Zenmen5 would remember to make his wish.

Wish granted, but still he can't post it since he is hijacked by aliens.

I wish I wasn't writing a test tomorrow

[Obmit]

Wish granted, but you fail your major exam 

I wish the holidays would hurry up and get here (only 3 more days  )

[Blue Sky Mine]

They do but they only last a day. Good, eh?

I wish I had a Concorde as a private jet!

[Pavel]

Wish granted, you have a concorde, but you can't afford the fuel.

I wish I knew everything.

[Blue Sky Mine]

Wish granted, your brain starts boiling from all the nonsense produced by humankind

I wish I was a lumberjack (I watched too much Monty Python )

[zenmen5]

granted but,you still cant chop down a tree with a herring
i wish i would stop frogeting to make a wish 

[Obmit]

Wish Granted, but now you forget to grant wishes instead 

I wish teachers wouldnt give out holiday homework 

[yourefired]

Wish granted, but you fail high school and end up working at McDonald's for the rest of your life.

I wish I had a 4.0 and a 179 on the LSAT, got into Harvard Law, got a perfect score on the bar, was working for one of those Wall Street law firms, earned $3 million a year, and had a $15 million condo in SoHo, and I want that today by the way. I also wish I was fluent in French.