The corrupted wish game.

[Pavel]

This is a fun game that forces you to be creative and see things in a new perspective.

How it works
Corrupt the wish of the person above you, then make your own wish.

Example of Corrupting a Wish
Person A: I wish I could read minds
Person B: Wish granted, but now you can't hear what people say. I wish I knew everything.
Person C: Etc...

Got it? Good.

But this time Stay On Topic!

Now lets strat!
I wish I could be invisible.

[iranair777]

Wish granted; your now bigger than the green giant 

I wish I could fly (had a dream about it a few nights ago, it felt really really good!)

[Pavel]

Wish Granted! Now you can't land.

I wish I could be the fastest runner.

[StephenM]

Wish Granted, you now suffer from chronic arthritis and cannot move.

I wish I had more time in the day.

[Pavel]

Wish Granted, you now suffer from chronic arthritis and cannot move.

I wish I had more time in the day.

Wish Granted, now this day will never end.

I wish I finished school already.

[Shawa]

Wish Granted, But no one wants to hire you

I wish for a house

[zkvac]

Wish granted, but it has one wall and no roof.

I wish I had a pet camel named Steve.

[Pavel]

Wish granted, this pet can't walk.

I wish I had nasa's super computer.

[Bobandirus]

Wish granted, but its the one from the origonal moon landings. My phone can beat that

I wish I had enthusiasm for A levels, not just the knolage that it will let me get onto degree courses that I will (hopefully) enjoy.

[zenmen5]

wish granted,but you go into depression and die of stress

i wish i had a A340 on W12

[Obmit]

Wish Granted, but there's no-one that wants to fly with your airline  ;D

I wish The rain would stop

[Shawa]

Wish granted, it won't rain for 10 years

I wish for the missing 3 walls and roof for the house i previously wished for.

[zkvac]

Wish granted, but you have now been evicted from the section.

I wish for $1,000,000

[Obmit]

Wish Granted-In Zimbabwean Dollars 

I wish that McDonalds would pay more than what they do...

[zkvac]

Wish granted. They pay $0.01 extra.

I wish I was the fastest swimmer in the world.