The corrupted wish game.

[Virgin Serbia]

Wish granted, but then you get capitalism

I wish for an AK-47

[AMZPH]

Wish granted, but it's a toy

I wish to be really good at maths

[Virgin Serbia]

Wish granted, but you are resigned into a wheelchair and talking through a computer just like Stephen Hawking

I wish for everyone to buy more flavoured potato chips.

[davecummings]

Wish granted however all potatoes are in fact hibernating aliens and they hunt you down

I wish not to be vomiting so much

[Virgin Serbia]

Wish granted. Chest-burstin aliens from alien burst from your chest instead.

I wish for nothing.

[davecummings]

Wish granted the world disappears and we are all now floating in space

I wish for gravity

[Virgin Serbia]

Wish granted. Now you fall through endless amounts of nothing in the vast vacuum of space.

[davecummings]

Your wish is not granted I can't read minds

I wish to read minds

[Virgin Serbia]

Wish denied. For only the didact may read minds.

I wish for everything to be correct.

[davecummings]

Wish granted, everything you do is correct which then makes you rich

I wish to be the didact

[Virgin Serbia]

Wish denied. First you must wait for Halo 5 and 6 to come out

I wish to be like Mitt Romney.

[Mastafa]

Wish granted, you tease your college room mate into suicide (I heard that happened to him from somewhere )

I wish for a turtoise

[haliu]

Wish can't be granted. There is no such thing as a turtoise. There are tortoises if you want one but whatever.

I wish for more tissue paper.

[Virgin Serbia]

Wish granted. You are turned into toilet paper by Harry Potter.

I wish for an evil smiley.

[Virgin Serbia]

I wish for Scandinavian Airlines (SAS) to be put out of it's misery, so no more of my tax €€€€ is wasted.