The corrupted wish game.

[haliu]

Wish Granted, you make him kill someone. He kills you.

I wish for a 76.2mm cannon that shoots nothing

[dreamdevil72]

Granted, but the gun doesn't even work.

I wish for immortality.

[Virgin Serbia]

Wish granted. Now how will you feel when you drift about in space in a few billion years? Mankind, the Earth, the Sun, everything that can sustain life is gone. Now you are all alone, drifting between thousands of black holes. You get sucked in. It turns completely black, but you are still alive in the nothingness...FOREVER!

I wish for that^^ to become true

[dreamdevil72]

Granted, but the part about the "everything that can sustain life is gone" never happened.


I wish that whatever I say becomes real, except when I say that I will die.

[Virgin Serbia]

Wish granted:

I'm a loser

I wish for something lousy.

[haliu]

Wish Granted. 21 million lousy objects fall on you, your house, and your car.

I wish for a black hole to kill no one.

[Mastafa]

Wish granted, but a second blackhole that came 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000001 seconds after that engulfs everyone

I wish for FOD

[davecummings]

Wish granted your FOD changes into a confuse cat

I wish my NEW car wasn't faulty and was fixed and working perfectly fine

[A380YURY]

Wish granted, you get new Lada Kalina. It works perfectly fine for a day or two before falling apart.

I wish for something interesting to read.

[Virgin Serbia]

Wish granted! In you PM

I wish for a KrAZ tank truck

[A380YURY]

Wish granted, but greenpeace people break it down the next night due to pollution it makes.

I wish for July to come tommorow, bypassing the rest of May and June

[Virgin Serbia]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, no no no no no no no, I will not accept that you skip the only two summerday in Denmark just like that.

I wish for Russia to send us all of their good warm weather. They can get the Danish/Greenlandic weather in return.

[A380YURY]

Wish granted, you get it from Khanty-Mansiysk and Salekhard.


I wish for some propaganda

[Virgin Serbia]

Wish granted:

 The Danish Peoples Party (Nazi's) has found that by making Denmark a nazi version of North Korea everything will become good again. Therefore they wish for that to become true

[A380YURY]

Wish granted, but then Germany becomes South Korea.

I wish for more unfair elections!