The corrupted wish game.

[haliu]

Wish Granted, You have a shark with a laser on its head. But, the laser doesn't work and does not possess destructive powers.

I wish the F-word was illegal to use unless if in Iraq.

[Agent Orange]

Wish granted but no one listens and the fine is you get 2 cookies for using the f word if caught ;0


I wish for a dead pony

[davecummings]

Wish granted, however its really a zombie pony and you and you alone are responsible for the Zombie uprising

I wish for a ********** big gun to kill the zombies!

[Virgin Serbia]

Wish granted. You forgot to ask for ammo, too bad.

I wish for a nazi zombie invasion.

[davecummings]

Wish granted, they turn you into a zombie.

I wish for a nice cool cold pint of beer

[Virgin Serbia]

Wish granted, but it's American beer.

I wish for jewish zombies to attack the nazi zombies.

[haliu]

Wish Granted, The Jewish Zombies Attack the Nazi Zombies and All the Jewish Zombies Get Destroyed.
(I'm not sure whether this is good or not)

I wish that the color red would disappear from life.

[davecummings]

Wish granted your red blood cells turn green and you become a zombie

I wish I was a zombie

[dreamdevil72]

Wish granted, but you get shot in the head and die.

I wish that the soviet zombies rise and attack the nazi zombies.

[wishfulanthony]

You'll get it... However, it seemed like Stalin ran out of resources and focused instead on glorifying himself rather than supporting its people.

I wish that London City Airport could be relocated somewhere else.

[davecummings]

Wish granted they demolish your village to rebuild it.

I was to be the first pilot to land my b747 8i at said airport

[dreamdevil72]

Granted, but you lose control and crash.

I wish that Stalin would stop glorifying himself and supports the people instead.

[A380YURY]

Wish granted, he does it in 1953(2053?) and die

I wish for Khruschov to replace dead Stalin as army commander.

[Virgin Serbia]

Yay!

I wish for a red flag.

[haliu]

Wish granted, the flag is for the United Society for Losers. And the flag is only 1% red, 97% pink and 2% white

I wish for facebook to disappear