The corrupted wish game.

[dreamdevil72]

Wish granted, it's a rotting horse infected with rabies.

I wish for a DVD copy of Iron Sky.

[Virgin Serbia]

Wish granted, but only once I'm done with it

I wish for communists on mars.

[wishfulanthony]

You'll get them, plus Newt Gingrich will fight his way to colonize the moon too (aside from Mars).

I wish I can have HD Radio in my car.

[Mastafa]

Wish granted, there is no signal

I wish for a jetcraft

[dreamdevil72]

wish granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish Twilight never existed.

[Virgin Serbia]

Wish granted:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lw9ZeXB2uKs

I also wish Twilight didn't excist.

[wishfulanthony]

You get that... But, you'll get another teen flick series, called The Hunger Games. (and it opens on my birthday too!)

I wish for a sturdy skateboard for spring break.

[Agent Orange]

congrats on your new deck better go get the rest



I wish for a 757 to be parked in my backyard.

[Virgin Serbia]

...with all the associated costs, and the home owners organisation decides it is a violation of the rules so they chop it up.

I wish for a DC-9 to crash somewhere in Africa.

[dreamdevil72]

granted, you happen to be at Africa, and it crashes on your head.


I wish I had common sense.

[AMZPH]

wish granted, now you don't have any sense of humour (joking  )

I wish for hundreds of shooting stars at one night

[dreamdevil72]

granted, but its so cloudy you cant see them.


I wish I never tried karaoke.

[wishfulanthony]

You'll get it... (inserts coins and presses numbers to have the song "My Way" played on the karaoke with drunkards singing along) :p

I really wish Mozart is resurrected and compose even more music for Justin Bieber and other teen singer wannabes.

[Agent Orange]

granted but Justin Bieber hugs you for an hour str8


I wish for a dead llama

[AMZPH]

wish granted, a dead llama just appeared on your frontyard and with a bad, rotting odour.

I wish for lots of butterflies in my room