New UN thread

Seattle · **Reply #90 on:** February 22, 2008, 07:45:02 pm

Quote from: "quatzalcoatl"

Turkey is also supposed to issue euro coins (yeah, new ones) Hopefully you choose interesting designs don't make our mistake.

Germany wants to sell all of it's 206A class subs and two 212A class subs (they're the most modern ones in the world), who wants them?

greece takes all of them; gives germany 5 million barrels of extra extra extra virgin olive oil.

quatzalcoatl · **Reply #91 on:** February 22, 2008, 08:02:11 pm

Allright, so they stay in Europe after all.
The Gouvernment issues the extra olive oil at the "Berliner Tafel" (a charity feast for the poor) and people are absolutely thrilled. As a result of which, many germans are reorganising their summer-holidays to go to Greece and buy more olive oil.

Bobandirus · **Reply #92 on:** February 22, 2008, 09:45:20 pm

Quote from: "Seattle"

All materials and jets sent to Micronesia have had their eco-foot-print to the world reduced by 45%. All oil exported their is olive oil, works like oil, smells like olives.

To Micronesia: Can we send missionareis to Micronesia, so we can peacefully convert your people to Greek Orthodox.

Many thanks go to Greece, for their large help in forming army, navy, and airforce

Alas, upon a vote with the Micronesian people, the desision was made to remain a Humanist country. The missionarys are allowed in, but only for 1 month, as that is the limit on our visa (you have to apply for special circumstances other wise), and they did preash, but the people, unfortunatly for Greese, did not listen, and 99.8% of the Micronesian people remained either non-religious, or humanist. Sorry Greece

You can still come here for a holiday though!

Micronesian Scientists are happy to announce that they are well on the way to breeding potates and fish, in order to make ready made fish and chips! They should be ready for the end of the year, and if any country would like to start makeing orders, please say so now!

zkvac · **Reply #93 on:** February 22, 2008, 09:55:14 pm

Italy just does nothing and gets (stays?) drunk all day.

Seattle · **Reply #94 on:** February 22, 2008, 11:17:55 pm

Greece has succesfully converted All of the Former Yugoslave countries, Romania, Bulgaria, and Bermuda into Greek Orthodox. Special vacation packages have been proposed to Germany, Turkey, and Micronesia.

We only but trade two B-52 Bombers for 2 tonnes of ready made fish&chips from Micronesia.

Greece also has located the reason why the US has so many obese people. Simple. They dont drink Extra Virgin Olive Oil.

nwadeltaboy · **Reply #95 on:** February 22, 2008, 11:30:49 pm

USA is looking for peaceful countries (ie ones without nukes) to ally with

never we bully little countries, unless they are threats.

Seattle · **Reply #96 on:** February 22, 2008, 11:31:47 pm

Quote from: "nwaboy"

USA is looking for peaceful countries (ie ones without nukes) to ally with

never we bully little countries, unless they are threats.

extra virgin olive oil for transport and food?

nwadeltaboy · **Reply #97 on:** February 22, 2008, 11:54:03 pm

sure... :? ...

EXTspotter · **Reply #98 on:** February 22, 2008, 11:56:08 pm

Can I put in an order for 6.6bn Fish and Chips in a swap for all the oil needed to cook them (you can use it again). This will end world hunger (for a day) therefore making a nice contribution to the world. Turkey has also sent an offer to the USA to help them start their own supply of Olives to make Olive Oil, which can be used as biofuel, to bring the US inline with many other countries and make it possible for them to sign onto the Bali Agreement. A similar offer has been sent to Australia, the only other high power useage country which has not signed the agreement. Olive Groves will be planted in areas with similar climates to the meditteranian, like Northern California and South-East Australia.

In other news, a trial is being made by THY Turkish Airlines to use Olive-derived biofuel instead of Kerosene. Onur was originally offered a similar grant to which the reply "Steam power is the way to go for Onur on our A300s, A320s and MD88s." Was given.

nwadeltaboy · **Reply #99 on:** February 22, 2008, 11:57:34 pm

Sure!

whats the Bali agreement?

Seattle · **Reply #100 on:** February 22, 2008, 11:57:58 pm

but of course they will only be blimps on our radar screen, and we (Turkey and Greece) will control the Olive industry, right?

EXTspotter · **Reply #101 on:** February 22, 2008, 11:59:24 pm

That is Correct, their contribution to the world Olive market will be small for a long time as the groves will not mature for decades.

Bali Agreement is a followup to Kyoto Agreement.

nwadeltaboy · **Reply #102 on:** February 23, 2008, 12:02:59 am

whats Kyoto agreement? your not helping much

Seattle · **Reply #103 on:** February 23, 2008, 12:06:09 am

Quote from: "EXTspotter"

That is Correct, their contribution to the world Olive market will be small for a long time as the groves will not mature for decades.

Bali Agreement is a followup to Kyoto Agreement.

okay, Greece sends 15,000 planters to the US, armed with OLIVES!!!!!

Greece proposes a plan to the US to peacdefully convert about 55-65% of its population to Greek Orthodox by a way of peaceful debates.

Current conversion: GO = Greek Orthodox

Istanbul and former Turkish part of Europe: 100% GO
Former Bosnia: 7.89% GO
Greece: 100%
Cyprus: 100%
Bermuda: 100%
former Macedonia: 100%
Bulgaria: 98.45%
Romania: 87.04%
Micronesia: .2%

EXTspotter · **Reply #104 on:** February 23, 2008, 12:14:34 am

In return for helping the growth of Olives in the US and Australia, Ankara requests some sort of future payment. From the US, Turkey requests US companies to set up factories or regional headquaters within turkey. Talks with boeing have already procured a lease on land around Sabiha Gökçen International Airport near Istanbul as a site for a new construction plant for Boeing Narrowbody aircraft, like the 737 and Y3. From Australia, Ankara requests the ownership of Norfolk Island, however, Australia can continue to use it as previously as a tourist destination, but some of the money generated goes towards the Treasury of Turkey.