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Blue Sky Mine · **Reply #75 on:** February 22, 2008, 08:59:53 am

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Greece is looking for cheap labor from Mexico. We trade olives, olive oil, olive wine, and olive bread!

Cheaper labor sold to Greece.

Ok. An assortment of Olive products, fish products, coffee, and meat products are shipped to Mexico.

Next step: Make all of Greece 100% Greek Orthodox

Singapore expresses worries about the planned suppression of religious freedom in Greece.

Trade offers
The Singaporean government today offered to trade SQ's A380s+ A380 delivery positions for Germany's remaining Eurofighters.

quatzalcoatl · **Reply #76 on:** February 22, 2008, 11:29:51 am

Germany signs the deal with Singapore about the Eurofighters (finally rid o those awful things) and joins Singapores concern about the religious situation in Greece.
To the freeing of Macedonia and Istanbul: The people might approve of the actions but the Macedonian and Turkish Gvts. won't, thats why Germany is helping out the people of those areas.
Our gouvernment wants to purchase one micronesian island to build an embasy on but aa#t the same time expresses concern about the need for such a large airport in that area.
Germany also likes to make a deal with both, Greece and micronesia, to purchase olives for consumption.

EXTspotter · **Reply #77 on:** February 22, 2008, 11:38:33 am

Turkey has put up a trade-block between itself and Germany, for not buying enough olives. The trade barrier will only be raised when the Germans actually give something that turkey wants. Not Speedo'd Germans with their towels on all the sunbeds.

pck · **Reply #78 on:** February 22, 2008, 11:41:45 am

Just to remind Singapore: Your food supplies and water supplies are pure malaysian. Made in Malaysia!

quatzalcoatl · **Reply #79 on:** February 22, 2008, 11:42:28 am

Germany makes a deal with turkey for olives in exchange for more sunbeds , towels and alarm-clocks to give the turkisch people a fair chance against german tourists at the pool.

Blue Sky Mine · **Reply #80 on:** February 22, 2008, 12:50:44 pm

Quote from: "pck"

Just to remind Singapore: Your food supplies and water supplies are pure malaysian. Made in Malaysia!

The Singaporean government is aware of that situation. However it plans to strengthen its ties with Indonesia in case some crazy ruler tries to cut the water :wink:

pck · **Reply #81 on:** February 22, 2008, 01:21:54 pm

no, water supplies will not be cut and Malaysia will always support Singapore!

Seattle · **Reply #82 on:** February 22, 2008, 03:24:37 pm

Greece has recieved 90% satisfaction rate in the areas captured. Oviously Turkey doesnt mind since we hold an olive embargo on the world

Greece has successfully converted everyone in Greece to Greek Orthdox. They did this by debates will all pre-existing religions in Greece. No one is forced. Bosnia is an exception, becuase of the great bio-diversity of Muslims, Orthodox, athist, and Catholics.

All materials and jets sent to Micronesia have had their eco-foot-print to the world reduced by 45%. All oil exported their is olive oil, works like oil, smells like olives.

To Micronesia: Can we send missionareis to Micronesia, so we can peacefully convert your people to Greek Orthodox.

EXTspotter · **Reply #83 on:** February 22, 2008, 04:45:54 pm

Turkey is not satisied by the laughable German response and is now sending in more immagants to Germany than ever before. This will have 1 of 2 effects. One: increase points awarded to Turkey in Eurovision (because it is all political) or 2, force the current german govt. out of power because the German public are anti-turkish and try to set fire to their apartments in a xenophobic manner.

Seattle · **Reply #84 on:** February 22, 2008, 04:51:15 pm

Greece Agrees with Turkey. All olive supplies are cut-off from Germany

Greece recomends the EU to hold an embargo on Germany, until they stop burning down Turkish homes.

Greece automatically wins the Eurocup, becuase they won last time.

quatzalcoatl · **Reply #85 on:** February 22, 2008, 06:10:01 pm

Hey now, Turkey is always getting maximum points from Germany in the eurovision.
The german gouvernment is aware of the problem and has come up with following rezolution:
-national-sozailistic parties like NPD and DVU are forbidden permanently.
-All nazies are banned to the north-pole (at least until the summer, after that we expect them to be drowned)
-after banning all nazies, the overall violence in the country has halfed.

Germany has pulled the previous offer and submitted a new one:
-Turkey gets max points in the Eurovision, Greece gets second most.
-Germany will speak for Turkey on the issue of EU application, i the current turkish gouvernment is willing to change according to european laws.
-Germany enforces the need for making Turkey as a touristic region more attractive for german tourists as that would also provide income for the locals.
-Germany still wants its olives.

Seattle · **Reply #86 on:** February 22, 2008, 06:16:49 pm

Quote from: "quatzalcoatl"

Hey now, Turkey is always getting maximum points from Germany in the eurovision.
The german gouvernment is aware of the problem and has come up with following rezolution:
-national-sozailistic parties like NPD and DVU are forbidden permanently.
-All nazies are banned to the north-pole (at least until the summer, after that we expect them to be drowned)
-after banning all nazies, the overall violence in the country has halfed.

Germany has pulled the previous offer and submitted a new one:
-Turkey gets max points in the Eurovision, Greece gets second most.
-Germany will speak for Turkey on the issue of EU application, i the current turkish gouvernment is willing to change according to european laws.
-Germany enforces the need for making Turkey as a touristic region more attractive for german tourists as that would also provide income for the locals.
-Germany still wants its olives.

okay

Greece accepts. Oil embargo is dropped. EU threats dropped. Two countries are willing to accept Turkey into the Eu. Greece wins the World Cup!!!!!!!!!!!!11

EXTspotter · **Reply #87 on:** February 22, 2008, 07:03:41 pm

Turkey is accepted into the EU and pours concrete into the Strait of Bosporus to demonstrate that it is properly connected to Europe. Turkey wins Eurovision and puts a quota on the number of German men whereing revealing bathing suits at all resorts, like Izmir and Antalya.

Seattle · **Reply #88 on:** February 22, 2008, 07:15:03 pm

Greece gives only the city of Istanbul back to Turkey (remeber their all 100% Greek Orthodox) as a gift for joing the EU!

quatzalcoatl · **Reply #89 on:** February 22, 2008, 07:38:58 pm

Turkey is also supposed to issue euro coins (yeah, new ones) Hopefully you choose interesting designs don't make our mistake.

Germany wants to sell all of it's 206A class subs and two 212A class subs (they're the most modern ones in the world), who wants them?