New UN thread

nwadeltaboy · **Reply #105 on:** February 23, 2008, 04:45:23 pm

Quote from: "Seattle"

Greece proposes a plan to the US to peacdefully convert about 55-65% of its population to Greek Orthodox by a way of peaceful debates.

30% at the most, 25% would be best.

Seattle · **Reply #106 on:** February 23, 2008, 04:55:19 pm

In set of 300 debates all over the country, Greece has manages to accidently overshoot its goal an managed to convert 43% of the population. Meanwhile, doing this, Canada accepted Greek Orthodox as its main religion, after 150 debates their.

All countries with 100% GO: Greece, Bulgaria, Romania, Former European part of Turkey, Istanbul, Cyprus, Bermuda, Canada, Former Macedonia.

.2 to Micronesia
43% to the US
17% in Italy

Bobandirus · **Reply #107 on:** February 24, 2008, 12:17:01 pm

Micronesian Scientist would like to say that the Fish/Potato cross is now compleatly finised, and they are breading happily! They will accept any orders, the price is $1 million for 1million fish.
The Scientists would also like to say that they are working on an apple and buiskt cross, for ready made apple pie. They are fairly confident that this sould work, and are accepting early orders now, but with the price TBC.

Blue Sky Mine · **Reply #108 on:** February 24, 2008, 12:26:03 pm

The government of Singapore has decided to order 30 Boeing 747-800s to refund Singapore airlines for the traded A380s.

Seattle · **Reply #109 on:** February 24, 2008, 02:54:41 pm

Quote from: "Blue Sky Mine"

The government of Singapore has decided to order 30 Boeing 747-800s to refund Singapore airlines for the traded A380s.

Appluase!

Greece has signed a deal with Boeing to bring final assembly of the 747-800 + into Greece. Much of the stuff for building it will be built in neigboring Turkey

quatzalcoatl · **Reply #110 on:** February 24, 2008, 07:17:06 pm

Germany (now renamed to Germland) puts an order for 82.5mill fish'n'chips per day. That will go right with our newly aquired olive oil.

The Germlandish gouvernment also reopens the formerly disfunct aircraft manufacturer Dornier and rebuys the rights for the 328 and 728/528/928 series of aircraft. Lufthansa will place and order for theese aircraft, as do BA and Air France. Anybody else wants them, they're good planes.

Blue Sky Mine · **Reply #111 on:** February 24, 2008, 07:38:52 pm

Quote from: "quatzalcoatl"

Germany (now renamed to Germland)

The Singaporean government bans 200 000 web pages that are making fun of the new name

(Du weisst schon was das Wort 'germ' auf Englisch bedeutet, oder? :shock: )

Seattle · **Reply #112 on:** February 24, 2008, 08:04:37 pm

greece buys 1 billion fish chip

quatzalcoatl · **Reply #113 on:** February 24, 2008, 08:15:36 pm

Quote from: "Blue Sky Mine"

Quote from: "quatzalcoatl"
Germany (now renamed to Germland)

The Singaporean government bans 200 000 web pages that are making fun of the new name

(Du weisst schon was das Wort 'germ' auf Englisch bedeutet, oder? :shock: )

I know what that means, thats why i formed it.
Just to explain: i live in germany but spend to years in Ireland on xchange. In direct comparison i can say that Ireland at least is 100 times better and i guess that gues for many other countries. And then: take the first half of the english word for germany and the second one of the german word and you're left with Germland.

Back to business: Germland is calling on to Greece buy 40 mill more litres of olive oil per day, as we found out that we don't have enaugh olive oil to feed the entire population on fish'n'chips.(that was the original plan)

Seattle · **Reply #114 on:** February 24, 2008, 08:34:04 pm

Quote from: "quatzalcoatl"

Quote from: "Blue Sky Mine"
Quote from: "quatzalcoatl"
Germany (now renamed to Germland)

The Singaporean government bans 200 000 web pages that are making fun of the new name

(Du weisst schon was das Wort 'germ' auf Englisch bedeutet, oder? :shock: )

I know what that means, thats why i formed it.
Just to explain: i live in germany but spend to years in Ireland on xchange. In direct comparison i can say that Ireland at least is 100 times better and i guess that gues for many other countries. And then: take the first half of the english word for germany and the second one of the german word and you're left with Germland.

Back to business: Germland is calling on to Greece buy 40 mill more litres of olive oil per day, as we found out that we don't have enaugh olive oil to feed the entire population on fish'n'chips.(that was the original plan)

55 trillion gallons are assigned (we had a bit to much)

quatzalcoatl · **Reply #115 on:** February 24, 2008, 08:41:13 pm

Thats fine with me, as long as we don't have to pay more, we will put that extra 15 mill into resaerch. Dornier just started a new prgram, dubbing it the Do-728o which will be a 728 series aircraft running on olive oil, procing 50% less poisonous waste and a nice scent while passing.

Seattle · **Reply #116 on:** February 24, 2008, 08:57:45 pm

Quote from: "quatzalcoatl"

Thats fine with me, as long as we don't have to pay more, we will put that extra 15 mill into resaerch. Dornier just started a new prgram, dubbing it the Do-728o which will be a 728 series aircraft running on olive oil, procing 50% less poisonous waste and a nice scent while passing.

Blue Sky Mine · **Reply #117 on:** February 24, 2008, 09:11:23 pm

Quote from: "quatzalcoatl"

I know what that means, thats why i formed it.
Just to explain: i live in germany but spend to years in Ireland on xchange. In direct comparison i can say that Ireland at least is 100 times better and i guess that gues for many other countries. And then: take the first half of the english word for germany and the second one of the german word and you're left with Germland.

Just wanted to make sure

Singapore today signed a LOI for 10 yet-to-be-designed Il 96-300 for state transport which will be powered by olive oil.

Seattle · **Reply #118 on:** February 24, 2008, 09:27:49 pm

All Tupolev, Yakvlov, antonov, sukhio, and Ilysuin aircrafts are to be made in Greece.

nwadeltaboy · **Reply #119 on:** February 24, 2008, 09:33:10 pm

The United States shows its thanks to the leaders of Greece and Turkey by giving each of them a Boeing 797 aircraft!

After realizing how messed up those planes were, the US decided to take those back and give each of them a private A380 instead as a gift.