New UN thread

quatzalcoatl · **Reply #60 on:** February 21, 2008, 04:57:22 pm

Germany is willing to sell a portion of its army to both Singapore and Micronesia.
Singapore is welcome to make an offer and we will buy the fishing rights of Micronesia for 2 Eurofighters, 3 Tanks and 10 utility vehicles.

The Minister for Environment proposed a new Environmental Resolution:
-All oil/gas/coal power stations will be closed and replaced by renewable energy like solar power etc.
-Cars will be powered by overhead wires (much like bumper-cars) by 2010 to reduce the need for oil
-Packaging on food etc. will be limited by law to reduce rubbish (You know these chocklates where each one is wrapped in an extra paper, they're a nuicance)
-A new initiative will be opened to preserve rainforrests.

The Minister also calls upon other states to be more environmentally friendly.

Seattle · **Reply #61 on:** February 21, 2008, 05:19:56 pm

Quote from: "quatzalcoatl"

Germany is willing to sell a portion of its army to both Singapore and Micronesia.
Singapore is welcome to make an offer and we will buy the fishing rights of Micronesia for 2 Eurofighters, 3 Tanks and 10 utility vehicles.

The Minister for Environment proposed a new Environmental Resolution:
-All oil/gas/coal power stations will be closed and replaced by renewable energy like solar power etc.
-Cars will be powered by overhead wires (much like bumper-cars) by 2010 to reduce the need for oil
-Packaging on food etc. will be limited by law to reduce rubbish (You know these chocklates where each one is wrapped in an extra paper, they're a nuicance)
-A new initiative will be opened to preserve rainforrests.

The Minister also calls upon other states to be more environmentally friendly.

However, it isnt sending 500 death squads, with 50 people in each. That makes for 25000 leathel killers.

(They all like olives)

quatzalcoatl · **Reply #62 on:** February 21, 2008, 08:22:53 pm

No, Germany isn't going to send any death squads anywhere, expecially not 25000, thats more than 1/10th of our whole army.
However Germany is sending some Transport-planes to pick up all the olives and distribute them to the people of Macedonia, Bosnia and Istanbul. The The Minister for Defence also asks Mexico for some Tacos in exchange to some good old german beer. These tacos will also be given to the war-ridden people of Macedonia, Bosnia and Istanbul.

Seattle · **Reply #63 on:** February 21, 2008, 09:17:28 pm

Quote from: "quatzalcoatl"

No, Germany isn't going to send any death squads anywhere, expecially not 25000, thats more than 1/10th of our whole army.
However Germany is sending some Transport-planes to pick up all the olives and distribute them to the people of Macedonia, Bosnia and Istanbul. The The Minister for Defence also asks Mexico for some Tacos in exchange to some good old german beer. These tacos will also be given to the war-ridden people of Macedonia, Bosnia and Istanbul.

Hey! There not war ridden! These people are Greek (minus Bosnia) They accepted us and actually have lifted Greece to become one of the best world powers. The Death Squads are programed so that they will kill anyone at anycost and were founded thousands of years ago...

Bobandirus · **Reply #64 on:** February 21, 2008, 09:47:04 pm

Micronesia would like to thank Grease for sending over its armed forces, and would like to say that it needs a bit of a navy as well, considering we are an almost totally water based country, so if anyone will assisst with the navy, total fishing rites will go to them, Grease, and Micronesia, with them being allowed to keep 100% of their catch, as long as it inst endangerd, and a total of what is being caught is sent to the Micronesian Goverment for record.

Seattle · **Reply #65 on:** February 21, 2008, 10:06:31 pm

Quote from: "Bobandirus"

Micronesia would like to thank Grease for sending over its armed forces, and would like to say that it needs a bit of a navy as well, considering we are an almost totally water based country, so if anyone will assisst with the navy, total fishing rites will go to them, Grease, and Micronesia, with them being allowed to keep 100% of their catch, as long as it inst endangerd, and a total of what is being caught is sent to the Micronesian Goverment for record.

Definantly! Greece has the largest commericial fleet of ships in the world! How about 50 fishing vesseles, 2 aircraft carriers, 8 destroyers, 25 coast guard vessels, 15 coast gaurd helicopters, 5 police boats, 10 battleships, and 5 green - friendly subs.

(and free olives!)

Bobandirus · **Reply #66 on:** February 21, 2008, 10:32:22 pm

Micronesia signs deal with Grease, closing the deal.

The Only countrys with fishing rites for Micronesian waters are Micronesia and now Grease, as long as they stick by the rules affor mentiond in the topic.
This will be enforced with our new millatry coast guard

DO BE AWARE! When we find the right place to build or off-shore airport, we WILL be on the look out for a small Airforce, so if anyof you would like to assist with any part of this plan, feel free to say. All deels will be farely considerd

SATA · **Reply #67 on:** February 21, 2008, 10:35:50 pm

The UK would like to help and in further cooperation the UK will build a airbase in Btitain for Micronesia to expand there little airforce if you are intrested?

Bobandirus · **Reply #68 on:** February 21, 2008, 10:46:21 pm

I shall think about what I would like to do over a good nights sleep

Seattle · **Reply #69 on:** February 21, 2008, 10:49:15 pm

Quote from: "Bobandirus"

Micronesia signs deal with Grease, closing the deal.

The Only countrys with fishing rites for Micronesian waters are Micronesia and now Grease, as long as they stick by the rules affor mentiond in the topic.
This will be enforced with our new millatry coast guard

DO BE AWARE! When we find the right place to build or off-shore airport, we WILL be on the look out for a small Airforce, so if anyof you would like to assist with any part of this plan, feel free to say. All deels will be farely considerd

Greece will provide 10 million gallons of fuel, 15 767 tankers, 5 fire repellent planes, 10 787-900 cargo planes, 20 ERJ-175AR's*, 5 ERJ-195AR's*, 15 F-22's, 15 Boeing-Lockheed Martin Bombers on order, 10 war heads, 500 kilos of missles, 3 boeing 737-800's*, 2 737-900ER's*, 5 737-700's*, 15 boeing 787-800's*, and 3 Boeing 737-700 BJJ's.

*for a Micronesian Airline

Supplies will be provided for a dual runway airport in the capital of Micronesia. one rwy will be 11,980 ft the other one will be 9,750 ft. Three terminals will open. One for domestic, regional, and low cost carrier flights. One for international flights, no more gate capacity than a b767-200ER, one for long hual international flights. ILS and Radar.

(for a cost to greece of 2.9 billion. We treat that as any other olive)

Bobandirus · **Reply #70 on:** February 21, 2008, 10:57:36 pm

Quote from: "Seattle"

Quote from: "Bobandirus"
Micronesia signs deal with Grease, closing the deal.

The Only countrys with fishing rites for Micronesian waters are Micronesia and now Grease, as long as they stick by the rules affor mentiond in the topic.
This will be enforced with our new millatry coast guard

DO BE AWARE! When we find the right place to build or off-shore airport, we WILL be on the look out for a small Airforce, so if anyof you would like to assist with any part of this plan, feel free to say. All deels will be farely considerd

Greece will provide 10 million gallons of fuel, 15 767 tankers, 5 fire repellent planes, 10 787-900 cargo planes, 20 ERJ-175AR's*, 5 ERJ-195AR's*, 15 F-22's, 15 Boeing-Lockheed Martin Bombers on order, 10 war heads, 500 kilos of missles, 3 boeing 737-800's*, 2 737-900ER's*, 5 737-700's*, 15 boeing 787-800's*, and 3 Boeing 737-700 BJJ's.

*for a Micronesian Airline

Supplies will be provided for a dual runway airport in the capital of Micronesia. one rwy will be 11,980 ft the other one will be 9,750 ft. Three terminals will open. One for domestic, regional, and low cost carrier flights. One for international flights, no more gate capacity than a b767-200ER, one for long hual international flights. ILS and Radar. (for a cost to greece of 2.9 billion. We treat that as any other olive)

:shock: :shock:

What do you want in return??

also, please bare in mind, that this, is our land map. The airport may not be built in the capital, more like very neer it, on the water, with a very large ferry sevave between it.

This is tempting though, I will leave it untill 0800 zulu tomorow, to see if anyone else would like to help, and then I shall sine the deel

EXTspotter · **Reply #71 on:** February 21, 2008, 11:59:42 pm

Turkey now has a leader who is hard of hearing.

Turkey agrees to the German Anti-Climate Change Policy and is now fitting all donkeys with Anodes and Cathodes and putting batteries under all paved and unpaved surfaces to recharge them as they move. Turkey has also heard the pleas of Micronesia and is sending over a supertanker of Turkey Gravy. The Turkish Govt. has also set up a Quango to make sure that Greece is awarded 12 points in this years eurovision song contest. Turkey has also drawn up a treaty to act with Greece as an Olive Co-operative, to increase the two countries olivey stranglehold on the world. Italy, France and Spain have also been invited into the deal.

Seattle · **Reply #72 on:** February 22, 2008, 01:30:14 am

Quote from: "EXTspotter"

Turkey now has a leader who is hard of hearing.

Turkey agrees to the German Anti-Climate Change Policy and is now fitting all donkeys with Anodes and Cathodes and putting batteries under all paved and unpaved surfaces to recharge them as they move. Turkey has also heard the pleas of Micronesia and is sending over a supertanker of Turkey Gravy. The Turkish Govt. has also set up a Quango to make sure that Greece is awarded 12 points in this years eurovision song contest. Turkey has also drawn up a treaty to act with Greece as an Olive Co-operative, to increase the two countries olivey stranglehold on the world. Italy, France and Spain have also been invited into the deal.

Greece accepts the olive deal. Olive production has increased to 100 billion barrels of olive oil a second.

Thats 98.5% of the industry. 1.5% is Turkey. :wink:

seafly4fun · **Reply #73 on:** February 22, 2008, 04:06:47 am

Quote from: "Seattle"

Greece is looking for cheap labor from Mexico. We trade olives, olive oil, olive wine, and olive bread!

Cheaper labor sold to Greece.

Seattle · **Reply #74 on:** February 22, 2008, 04:45:44 am

Quote from: "seafly4fun"

Quote from: "Seattle"
Greece is looking for cheap labor from Mexico. We trade olives, olive oil, olive wine, and olive bread!

Cheaper labor sold to Greece.

Ok. An assortment of Olive products, fish products, coffee, and meat products are shipped to Mexico.

Next step: Make all of Greece 100% Greek Orthodox