The corrupted wish game.

[pck]

Wish granted, but Cophangen's profit drops by 99.999999% ;D

I wish that Wizzie would stop eating Jesters Pies  ;D

[Wizzie]

Wish not granted. I don't eat Pies

I wish that I could stay awake for now

[pck]

Wish not granted, because you're not 15 yet ;D

I wish I was abit younger

[yourefired]

Wish granted, now you're 3 months old.

I wish for a billion (NOT ZIMBABWEAN) dollars.

[Pavel]

Wish Granted, you have a billion zimbabwean cents. 

I wish that there was a really long bridge that connected europe and the usa, and this bridge is undestructable, has enough oxygen on it to make the journey.

[pck]

Wish Granted, but there is no water around the bridge (because its so high up) that u die of dehyration

I wish that i was rich and the money or things i buy wont land ontop of me

[Dominator]

Granted you're now the richest man in Malawi

I wish for nothing

[pck]

wish granted, and sadly ur wish makes u homeless, shirtless and moneyless and u were put in jail for public disorder.

I wish that i was richer than Bill Gates

[Dominator]

granted you will be richer then Bill Gates in 9999

I wish that everything was free right now

[Blue Sky Mine]

Wish granted. Now it's Communism times, you can't buy any food but everything's free


I wish I was a lumberjack, jumping from tree to tree as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia!

[EUROPAir]

Wish granted, but... What Trees?? You live in the sahara desert.

I wish nobody corrupted my wish 

[pck]

Wish denied, this is the corrupted wish game  ;D

I wish that I was richer than bill gates now

[Wizzie]

Wish granted. You are now richer than Bill gates in terms of Zimbabwean dollars (Not equivilent value equivlent number)

I wish that my anger managment issues would just diappear

[pck]

Wish granted, but u eat so much that your diet need serious management  ;D

I wish I was richer than Bill Gates now, in value and quantity and nothing lands ontop of me

[yourefired]

Wish granted, but you stupidly invested 99.9% of it in the California real estate market and lost 98% of your wealth when the subprime bubble burst.