The corrupted wish game.

[Vamerica]

Granted, Australia loses badly.

I wish Virgin America would make routes to Reno

[Wizzie]

Wish granted. But they are routes to Africa

I wish that I could run a RL airline 

[Vamerica]

Granted, but its Aitalia, and it completely failed the first day you were on the job

I wish Virgin America operated SFO- to africa then too

[Dominator]

Granted, but its Aitalia, and it completely failed the first day you were on the job

I wish Virgin America operated SFO- to africa then too

Granted now it flies to Antarctica

I wish there was no Homework

[yourefired]

Granted, but now school runs 12 hours a day, 6 hours a week.

I wish I had a Genie living in a lamp on my desk that grants any wish I want for the next 20 years, and it lets me wish for extra wishes.

[Obmit]

Wish granted, but all the wishes he grants are corrupted like they are here 

I wish that pizzas would be bigger, you can stuff the whole thing in your mouth at once if you wanted to

[Vamerica]

Granted, but you die from it being to large

I wish the Virgin America just flew RNO-SFO directly

[Dominator]

granted but tickets cost a million dollars 

I wish for a working robot that does my homework for me, and gets everything correct. 

[Obmit]

Wish granted, the robot has the processing power of a sheeps brain :p

I wish Doug would stop ignoring me on MSN

[MaitlandAir]

Wish granted but Doug deletes you as a contact.

I wish the sheep talk.

[Obmit]

Wish granted, but the sheep only talk to a certain group of people

I wish I had a sheep

[MaitlandAir]

Wish granted. But that sheep chases you around the paddock and is called Doug.

I wish Cameron was here.

[Obmit]

Wish Granted, Cameron is here, but is ignoring you as usual and calling you a stupid Aussie  ;D

I wish that Cameron would stop ignoring me on IRC

[MaitlandAir]

Wish granted. He un-ignores you but tells you that New Zealand rocks and has a great tourist attraction.

I wish I had lamb chops for dinner.

[Obmit]

Wish granted, but you have to go to and get the sheep from New Zealand

I wish that Maccas had a lamb burger...