The corrupted wish game.

[dreamdevil72]

Wish granted, it's in illegal settler's land.

I wish Mastafa and Virgin Serbia both become black.

[davecummings]

Wish granted but they both go into the washing machine and come out grey

I wish for so d toluene roll

[Mastafa]

Wish denied. Unfortunately, we only can process english wishes here

I wish to know what so d toluene roll is

[davecummings]

Wish granted its predictive texts version of toilet roll

I wish for toilet roll even more urgently

[Mastafa]

Wish granted, it arrives to late and you $#$@# your pants


I wish you can read this

[davecummings]

Wish denied for not being clear

I wish to win a world in am

[Tornado GR4A]

Wish granted... but a popup appears, where a virus is downloaded into your computer instantly which causes it to overheat... then explode.

I wish I could own my own motor yacht...

[dreamdevil72]

Wish granted, but it sunk the first time you went onboard.

I wish to know who invented the wheel.

[A380YURY]

Wish granted, but you don't tell it anybody and forget the next morning

I wish for something obsolete

[Virgin Serbia]

Wish granted, a VCR

I wish for a trap.

[A380YURY]

Wish granted, you get stuck in the elevator

I wish for something more obsolete.
P.S. If anybody needs two VCRs... You know who to contact)

[dreamdevil72]

Congratulations, you get a 1930s era camera.

I wish my friend would stop flirting with my girlfriend.

[wishfulanthony]

Wish fulfilled, that person might even run away with her because he's so jealous.

Can I even make a wish that my private worlds remain successful as I have right now? :p I mean, now, it's full.

[Mastafa]

Wish granted, now you have two amputated legs

I wish for something

[Virgin Serbia]

Wish granted, wishfulanthony's two amputated legs.

I wish for a horse. I'm hungry.