The corrupted wish game.

[AirbusL1011]

wish granted, he finds yours and snipes you in the eye.

i wish for a pencil

[Agent Orange]

wish granted, but instead of lead it is filled with paper

i wish for a 100,000,000 in us dollars

[Virgin Serbia]

Wish granted. But you accidently put them in the washing machine. The police finds you, and you get charged for money laundering.

I wish for 10 pink donkeys.

[Agent Orange]

Wish granted, You tried to feed the pretty pink donkeys plastic they got pissed off and each kicked you multiple times.

I wish for a better computer for flight sim

[AirbusL1011]

Wish granted, but it comes with windows vista... FAIL
I wish for a lucky penny

[Virgin Serbia]

Wish granted, but then Air America comes along an sprays it with Agent Orange. If you touch it, you will get cancer.

I wish for 3.74 elefants

[A380YURY]

Wish granted, but the decimal was forgotten by an accident, and you get 374 elefants

I wish for a better weather

[Virgin Serbia]

Wish granted. Now you get somali weather.

I wish for more time.

[AirbusL1011]

wish granted, the age of the dinosaurs is 'yours'
i wish for minecraft

[Agent Orange]

wish granted but your computer freezes when loading for its first time, it then explodes in your face

i wish for a 777

[Virgin Serbia]

Wish granted, but it's an old ex-Varig 777-200A

I wish for a new government tomorrow.

[Agent Orange]

Wish granted all hail your new government china took over it.





I wish for my htc evo to stop loading so slow and being a pos. 

[Mastafa]

Wish granted, It overheats and explodes.

I wish for something you dont need to know

[Virgin Serbia]

Alright, you are actually gay. Not that I need to know, it's your very own private secret!

I wish for plastic and stale beer.

[davecummings]

Wish granted, it make you vomit heavily

I wish for a new house