The corrupted wish game.

[norge]

Wish granted and denied, for the money you got, you got a car (an expensive one), leaving you with the weeks food budget. The monkey was too expensive.

I wish for the monkey.

[1993matias]

You get the monkey, but it turns out it was just an orphan boy.

I wish not to have sports class in school.

[Virgin Serbia]

Wish granted, now you get sailing class instead! Off to Ballen harbour you go

I wish for the Japanese to fix those 5 nuclear reactors.

[norge]

Wish granted, but now all the others explodes.

I wish to fix the exploded ones.

[Virgin Serbia]

Wish granted, do it yourself, noone else wants to get anywhere near them


I wish for fewer earthquakes.

[norge]

Wish granted, only for them to be stronger than normal.

I wish for a fish.

[Mastafa]

Wish Granted, it runs away


I wish for

[Virgin Serbia]

 

I wish to know how a fish can run.

[Mastafa]

Wish granted, the fins....


I wish to... have a big airline, with a trillion $ in their account

[Virgin Serbia]

Wish granted, but in Russia. Putin decides to nationalise the airline, leaving you with nothing.

I wish for something i don't know.

[1993matias]

You now know you will die in five days.

I wish for time to jump five hours to the future.

[Virgin Serbia]

Wish granted, but at a cost of 10 years of your life.

I wish somebody will bomb Gaddafi.

[Mastafa]

Wish granted, I wish that too!


I wish to bomb Gaddafi

[1993matias]

Wish granted, but you hit the rebellions instead.

I wish for a number.

[caoimhin]

Wish granted, 13 and it brings you bad luck

I wish for a fly swatter