The corrupted wish game.

[1993matias]

Wish granted, but I do not want to kiss it.

I wish for a tape recorder.

[Virgin Serbia]

Wish granted, but you don't have any tapes.

I wish to kiss a jellyfish

[norge]

Wish granted, but the jellyfish is venomous.

I wish for a ride from North Korea back to Europe.

[Virgin Serbia]

Wish granted. You get a ride to Belarus, but you don't have visa, so you get locked up in jail.

I wish to visit North Korea legally.

[norge]

Wish granted, but you can't travel there before 2050.

I wish to get out of jail in Belarus! And get a visa.

[Virgin Serbia]

Wish granted, but you don't have permission to leave Belarus.

I wish to visit North Korea legally before Kim Jong Il dies.

[norge]

Wish granted, but you enter the country illegally and is jailed at North Korea's worst prison.

I wish for permission to leave Belarus.

[Virgin Serbia]

Wish granted, you get sent to North Korea and join me in my prison cell!

I wish both me and Norge could visit the forbidden city.

[norge]

Wish granted, but when escaping from the prison cell, we got both 60 years in prison.

I wish I got only 10 days.

[Mastafa]

wish granted, as you are in jail, 10 days means 10 millenniums!

I wish for a wish that will wish for a fish which will wish for a dish and give me a wish which will wish for a gish which will kill the fish and wish for a wish and for a shark which wishes for a turtle which the shark wishes to eat and the turtle gets it pish killed which will give me a wish

[1993matias]

Mindf**k...

Wish granted, but without any w's.

I wish for free candy.

[Virgin Serbia]

Wish granted, but the candy store only has 1 bag of candy left.

I wish for free beer.

[boeing]

wish granted but with no bottle

I wish for all the money in the world

[Virgin Serbia]

Wish granted, but now the money has no value.

I wish for a DC-9.

[norge]

Wish granted, it is a DC-9-11 and is over 40 years old, so maintentance is very expensive.

I wish to travel to Miami.