The corrupted wish game.

[ced_ampo]

Wish granted, but though it's newly made, it's based on a 1970 spec blueprint, with no available or compatible parts

I wish that PlayHouse Disney will stop brodcasting so that I can use the TV from my brother.
(Please, not the only for **second(s) only)

[Virgin Serbia]

Wish granted, but the TV breaks down.

I wish for an orange olifant with pink feet and a green trunk. 

[norge]

Wish granted, but it is located in the planet Gliese 581 G.

I wish for a ride to the moon.

[Virgin Serbia]

Wish granted, but you won't get a ride back again.

I wish the Moon was closer to Earth.

[norge]

Wish granted, now the moon is only 100 km from the earth.

I wish for a ride back to the Earth.

[Virgin Serbia]

Wish granted, you get a ride back to North Korea.

[1993matias]

Should we just take the wish from the person before you if he/she doesn't wish, just to make the game go faster?

If so:

I wish for a pineapple.

[Virgin Serbia]

Arrrgh, i forgot to wish

Wish granted, but that pineapple is rotten.

I wish for a rotten tomato.

[caoimhin]

Wish granted, in the face

I wish for a week of no work

[Virgin Serbia]

Wish granted, but without permission from your employer, so you get fired.

I wish for a job.

[Mastafa]

but you have no money to buy the required clothes!!!

I wish for a dish which wishes for a fish who will eat the gish and give me a wish

[boeing]

wish granted what ever that wish was

i wish i never had to go to school again

[blue25]

Wish granted - you are now homeless

I wish for a wish

[Mastafa]

wish granted what ever that wish was

i wish i never had to go to school again

Dan dan daaaaaaaaaaaaa
Wish granted - you are now homeless

I wish for a wish

[Virgin Serbia]

Wish granted.

I wish for the next person to state if it is possible to kiss a jellyfish.