The corrupted wish game.

[Virgin Serbia]

Wish granted.

I wish for a rule that forces everybody to wish

[Mastafa]

Wish Granted, but everyone violates the rules


I wish for my plane to fly

[ced_ampo]

Granted, but will crash .01s after it flies

I wish no one wishes dumb hings

[norge]

Wish granted. But it is corrupted under.

I wish for a dumb hing.

[1993matias]

Wish granted, but you get a dumb thing instead 

I wish to be able to wake up when I have to.

[Virgin Serbia]

Wish granted, but you will never sleep again.

I wish for a sausage that can speak french.

[caoimhin]

Wish granted, but a dog eats it

I wish I could go out now

[norge]

Wish granted, but it snows outside.

I wish that I could speak spanish.

[ced_ampo]

Wish granted, you can only say hola.

I wish I win in the upcoming Philippine Mathematical Olympiad

[caoimhin]

Wish granted, but you are later disqualified for the use of a calculator

I wish it wasn't snowing outside

[Virgin Serbia]

Wish granted, now it's raining cats and dogs.

I wish it was snowing.

[caoimhin]

Wish granted, it is snowing so much that even the Empire State Building is covered

I wish...... that we were out of recession

[Virgin Serbia]

Wish granted, but we all start loaning so much money that we are back in the recession next week.

I wish people and banks weren't so dumb.

[1993matias]

Wish granted, now people don't loan, and banks don't loan out.

I wish for playtime at school  

[Mastafa]

Wish granted, only for 1 millisecond!

I wish for a new computer