+if you attack, we'll just raise the price of coffee, computers, planes, and wood supplies in your area 
I prefer kona coffee, I own a mac, I like Airbuses better, and I don't really buy wood, so I'm set there.
To hedge for the rise in the price of Apple computers, Donald Trump will now buy the city of Cupertino. Our mergers and acquisitions gurus have merged the city of Greenwich with the city of New York.
We have the second highest number of lawyers per capita, the highest number of investment bankers, hedge fund managers, and banks per capita. Oh, and we have angry Columbia and NYU students too.
If you attack, we'll double our legal billing rates, triple our investment banking fees, and quadruple your mortgage rate
