Control the World![GAME]

zenmen5 · **on:** June 30, 2008, 03:53:09 am

well control the world with your army,universal vender machiners here!
well I own so I take Sydney and fortify it with my awesome guards

Sydney is on an island so we cant be taken!

nwadeltaboy · **Reply #1 on:** June 30, 2008, 03:56:01 am

Minnesota uses its 10,000 lakes as a barrier against everybody. We have so many different kinds of weather that we learn to control it, and we send tornadoes down on everybody who does not bow to us. :twisted:

yourefired · **Reply #2 on:** June 30, 2008, 04:11:06 am

The Island of Manhattan uses its chainsmokers, skyrocketing rent, ridiculously expensive tolls and the Hudson River to keep intruders out!!!! Anger us and we'll export a couple million chainsmokers to your area. And double the toll on the George Washington Bridge.

Seattle · **Reply #3 on:** June 30, 2008, 04:25:58 am

The state of Washington, along with Western Oregon, and the coast of B.C. covers themselves with a thick fog, combined with light rain, 23 varieties of drizzle/mist/spray, and heavy mountain snow. We keep intruders out with our tall mountains, isolated cities, and vast Pacific Ocean. Our defenses include hundreds of wild animals, lots of rich people [Bill Gates], Tall virgin forests, and our liberal populations

+if you attack, we'll just raise the price of coffee, computers, planes, and wood supplies in your area

yourefired · **Reply #4 on:** June 30, 2008, 04:48:09 am

Quote from: "Seattle"

+if you attack, we'll just raise the price of coffee, computers, planes, and wood supplies in your area

I prefer kona coffee, I own a mac, I like Airbuses better, and I don't really buy wood, so I'm set there.

To hedge for the rise in the price of Apple computers, Donald Trump will now buy the city of Cupertino. Our mergers and acquisitions gurus have merged the city of Greenwich with the city of New York.

We have the second highest number of lawyers per capita, the highest number of investment bankers, hedge fund managers, and banks per capita. Oh, and we have angry Columbia and NYU students too.

If you attack, we'll double our legal billing rates, triple our investment banking fees, and quadruple your mortgage rate

Seattle · **Reply #5 on:** June 30, 2008, 05:01:57 am

Quote from: "yourefired"

Quote from: "Seattle"

+if you attack, we'll just raise the price of coffee, computers, planes, and wood supplies in your area

I prefer kona coffee, I own a mac, I like Airbuses better, and I don't really buy wood, so I'm set there.

To hedge for the rise in the price of Apple computers, Donald Trump will now buy the city of Cupertino. Our mergers and acquisitions gurus have merged the city of Greenwich with the city of New York.

We have the second highest number of lawyers per capita, the highest number of investment bankers, hedge fund managers, and banks per capita. Oh, and we have angry Columbia and NYU students too.

If you attack, we'll double our legal billing rates, triple our investment banking fees, and quadruple your mortgage rate

ehmm..... out of the few hundred coffee and tea companies in my land areas, we most definantly have Kona Coffee (well, at least Starbucks :wink: ), Macs are already incredibly expensive, There is a high chance that the airlines you fly will operate boeing aircrafts. Becuase of our higher plane prices, they will have to raise ticket faires. (& just like in the airline industry, Airbus will raise their prices, they dont want to get left out), when I said wood products, that includes paper, wood, housing materials, cardboard, etc, all made by Wayerhouser.

theres more to here than you think, plus our crazy liberals will come after you, high on all sorts of coffee and teas... well not exactly... but something liek that

yourefired · **Reply #6 on:** June 30, 2008, 05:06:38 am

We have more crazy liberals in Manhattan than you do in all of Washington State....

What do I care? I don't run jetBlue. And Microsoft doesn't sell computers, they sell software. I'd much rather pay the premium for a computer that doesn't need to be coddled so it won't crash 23 times a day.

Not to mention the banks here can bring on a global depression by raising interest rates to 35%. I control the infusions of cash that Starbucks, Boeing and Microsoft need so badly for their expansions. I hold in my hands the power to shut off that money valve.

To be honest, we may charge $2500 a month for you to rent an apartment the size of a closet with a beautiful view of the dumpster behind your building, but we're very welcoming of visitors. I'm prepared to agree to an alliance with anyone who wishes to ally with me.

Seattle · **Reply #7 on:** June 30, 2008, 05:20:25 am

Quote from: "yourefired"

We have more crazy liberals in Manhattan than you do in all of Washington State....

What do I care? I don't run jetBlue. And Microsoft doesn't sell computers, they sell software. I'd much rather pay the premium for a computer that doesn't need to be coddled so it won't crash 23 times a day.

Not to mention the banks here can bring on a global depression by raising interest rates to 35%. I control the infusions of cash that Starbucks, Boeing and Microsoft need so badly for their expansions. I hold in my hands the power to shut off that money valve.

To be honest, we may charge $2500 a month for you to rent an apartment the size of a closet with a beautiful view of the dumpster behind your building, but we're very welcoming of visitors. I'm prepared to agree to an alliance with anyone who wishes to ally with me.

I think you might want to take the liberal comment back. Things tend to get ugly when liberls dont get their way, WTO riots were one, but more notable of recent years was a protest in Olympis, capital of Washington. People protested, then started swarming the police, blew up several police cars, and then said they did a peaceful protest against Iraq

Okay, alliance, cool!

yourefired · **Reply #8 on:** June 30, 2008, 05:26:04 am

Well, we did have naked people in front of the Madison Square Garden for the RNC in 2004.

Seattle · **Reply #9 on:** June 30, 2008, 06:05:05 am

Quote from: "yourefired"

Well, we did have naked people in front of the Madison Square Garden for the RNC in 2004.

I dont think that qualifies as crazy :wink:

Wizzie · **Reply #10 on:** June 30, 2008, 08:34:29 am

How about trying to fly infront of your Geography teacher and giving yourself a black eye.
I did that a few hours ago.

Anyway I take over Melbourne, Perth and Brisbane and launches a war with Sydney.
Mess with me and I'll raise the price of all the minerals in the world

nwadeltaboy · **Reply #11 on:** June 30, 2008, 03:03:27 pm

Liberals, unite!

Someday, we will take over the world. (well, not really, but at least we will take over US congress

)

If anybody attacks Minnesota, we will cut off our supply of corn, iron, lumber, medical equipment, and Post-it Notes to the rest of the world

zenmen5 · **Reply #12 on:** June 30, 2008, 06:51:02 pm

Quote from: "yourefired"

Quote from: "Seattle"

+if you attack, we'll just raise the price of coffee, computers, planes, and wood supplies in your area

I prefer kona coffee, I own a mac, I like Airbuses better, and I don't really buy wood, so I'm set there.

To hedge for the rise in the price of Apple computers, Donald Trump will now buy the city of Cupertino. Our mergers and acquisitions gurus have merged the city of Greenwich with the city of New York.

We have the second highest number of lawyers per capita, the highest number of investment bankers, hedge fund managers, and banks per capita. Oh, and we have angry Columbia and NYU students too.

If you attack, we'll double our legal billing rates, triple our investment banking fees, and quadruple your mortgage rate

finnally a mac user!
im not alone!

zenmen5 · **Reply #13 on:** June 30, 2008, 06:52:36 pm

Quote from: "Wizzie"

How about trying to fly infront of your Geography teacher and giving yourself a black eye.
I did that a few hours ago.

Anyway I take over Melbourne, Perth and Brisbane and launches a war with Sydney.
Mess with me and I'll raise the price of all the minerals in the world

I'll raise the surfboard price of the world if you attack!

nwadeltaboy · **Reply #14 on:** June 30, 2008, 07:09:23 pm

Quote from: "yourefired"

We have more crazy liberals in Manhattan than you do in all of Washington State....

What do I care? I don't run jetBlue. And Microsoft doesn't sell computers, they sell software. I'd much rather pay the premium for a computer that doesn't need to be coddled so it won't crash 23 times a day.

Not to mention the banks here can bring on a global depression by raising interest rates to 35%. I control the infusions of cash that Starbucks, Boeing and Microsoft need so badly for their expansions. I hold in my hands the power to shut off that money valve.

To be honest, we may charge $2500 a month for you to rent an apartment the size of a closet with a beautiful view of the dumpster behind your building, but we're very welcoming of visitors. I'm prepared to agree to an alliance with anyone who wishes to ally with me.

I'm in!

The WAMNNY alliance. (WA MN NY) Cool.

@Zenmen: I think Macs are way better than PC's too, but unfortunately we don't have any at our house. :cry: