China Airlines:
Does the airline crash a lot? Yes
How often is it late? at least 75%
How's the ground service? poor
Do they loose many bags? can't count, even electronically
How is the realtionship between the workers and the company (strikes coming to my mind)? not that bad actually...
Onboard: How is the service? non-existent
Is the crew friendly? what crew?
Do they treat you like crap when you fly cattle class? more like bull crap
Do they have free meals/free drinks/free booze? unfortunately yes. that unfortunately there because the free meals were free for them too

What's their baggage allowance? normal
How are the seats? what seats?
Do they have AVOD? hah! in your dreams!
How often do people strand because the flights are overbooked? many people are stranded, but not because the flight is overbooked, more like EQUIPMENT LOSS.
That's Asia's Worst Airline in a nutshell XD