Model UN

jameswyhk · **Reply #60 on:** January 03, 2008, 10:53:12 am

ROC would like to return to UN.

suntoucher · **Reply #61 on:** January 03, 2008, 11:06:37 am

Well there's valious initiation lituals involring paddles and brindfolds. Are you sure?

Edit: And sucking on a hose while brindfolded.

blumage · **Reply #62 on:** January 03, 2008, 11:11:39 am

For the Philippines ROC entrance to the UN is fine, but fears repression by the Chinese Govt, in fact we just received a warning by the Chinese PM.

Scandalian Airlines · **Reply #63 on:** January 03, 2008, 11:44:21 am

Chinas russian neighbours puts in it's veto against adding ROC to the UN General Assembly.
The future of ROC has not yet been decided, and we consider it to be an issue that first should be solved with talks between the 2 parties. If any hostilities arise in the region Russia will not sit quietly. Russia also declare that we see no problems in having ROC as a free state within Chinas borders, with it's own leadership but governed by China.

Scandalian Airlines · **Reply #64 on:** January 03, 2008, 11:52:53 am

Russia has today sent an envoy to North Korea to show it's disgust with recent development. If Kim Il Jips continues to show such blatant disregard to other countries we see no other solution than removing all nucleus material we have provided to North Korea, and to stop all planned deliveries of uranium and oil/gas/coal and steel. The material was supposed to ease the pains of the North Korean people through providing work, healthier living conditions and the introduction of new technology. Even if the nukes were non armed and non loaded it was in excusable and we demand that Kim Il Jips apologizes to the people of Great Britain.

blumage · **Reply #65 on:** January 03, 2008, 12:01:11 pm

The Philippines still haven't lifted its ban on north korea. We also call for the Intl. community to follow Russia's example. Meanwhile Philippine President is expected to travel to Europe to meet EU's top official and discuss about Problems affecting the SEA region.

suntoucher · **Reply #66 on:** January 03, 2008, 01:17:51 pm

Civil/Interrational: The Chirese Government blandishes it's paddle, unzips it's fry and aglees to the ROC joining the UN plovided any views explessed in said Committee do not contravene with methods of lemedy for issues alising in mainrand China. And we want a cake. A big one. With icing letters in gleat font acloss the side stating WE RUVE YOU CHIRESE PLIME MINISTER.

Edit: Who blought the brindfold?

quatzalcoatl · **Reply #67 on:** January 03, 2008, 06:38:43 pm

can i join, i wanna be germany

blumage · **Reply #68 on:** January 03, 2008, 07:28:05 pm

Quote from: "quatzalcoatl"

can i join, i wanna be germany

Everybody is welcome to join, just follow the story!!

quatzalcoatl · **Reply #69 on:** January 03, 2008, 08:04:48 pm

ok so, im germany:

civil: in order to participate in the uk's programme to cut back on global warming, the cancellor, angela merkel, closed down all the airoports in the country yesterday. this lead to overcrouded trains and highways and some serious accidents. people where also rioting in the streets, cos its just the start of the holiday season and many had to cancel this. today the minister for transport said it was a bad move and the airports will be reopened from tomorow.
as a result of the whole dilemma, the german parliament decided to shoot merkel onto mars and hold another election, the riots turned then into parties celebrating this move.

military: the government announced a major cutback in armed forces due to the lack of reason for their existence. the defence-ministry has not yet made any statement on this. the money saved will be donated to developing countries.

international: the german government calls upon new zealanand, australia and korea to stop the war on uk, cos its too close to germany and in anyway is a big waste of resources, we should better justget on and use the money saved on much more useful things, like ending poverty. if nz government would agree, the cancellor announced, germany would help work out a plan to convert all the remaining nukes into powerstations for africa.

Blue Sky Mine · **Reply #70 on:** January 03, 2008, 08:13:41 pm

international
The Singaporean government questions why the rest of the German government wasn't shot to the Mars as well. It is also worried that the German government wants to export nuclear power into unstable countries.

quatzalcoatl · **Reply #71 on:** January 03, 2008, 08:32:37 pm

international: the rest of the government didnt fit in the rocket, there are only 3 seats, which are reserved for merkel, mehdorn (the chairman of dbag (railway)) and schell (chairman of gdl, a trade union currently in dispute with the rail, the reason for many services to be cancelled). but the parliament is trying to organize a bigger rocket, maybe to fly to jupiter or so.
the government means to defunct the warheads and use them for civilian purposes, cloely guarded by a consortium of international diplomats and experts. all facilities are to be guarded by armed forces to prevent technology from being stolen. germany is calling upon the international community on this, since its own armed forces arent great enaugh any more since the cutback. if singapore brings up a better, more useful idea for reusing the warheads, germany does oblige to consider this.

millitary: germanys armed forces are now finally reduced to some frigates for fishery control, some fighters and tanks for possible (unlikely) defence and use in the un-forces. the airforce also offers to trade its eurofighter for c-17s with anybody who wants. these will be used for bringing food to developing countries.

Blue Sky Mine · **Reply #72 on:** January 03, 2008, 08:51:30 pm

Singapore has already submitted the proposal that the warheads should remain in a country without launchable rockets = Singapore. It also shows a strong interest in Germany's Eurofighters to protect itself against crazy warlords from Down Under and the DRPK.

blumage · **Reply #73 on:** January 03, 2008, 09:25:14 pm

International: The Philippines is releasing a top secret report. Eurofighters dont exist anymore because some Arabian countries have them. The Philippine secretary of foreign affairs submits a protest against the German Govt. disrupting An official visit of the Philippine President to Europe. The Plane was supposed to land at Frankfurt,the flight was then redirected to Rome, where the President had met the Pope Joseph Ratzinger, Followed by an official meeting with the Head of the State Giorgio Napolitano and Prime minister Romano Prodi. The President will then fly to Paris and meet the French President at the Elisee, Nicholas Sarkozy seems happy to receive President Gloria Macapagal Aroyo. After France the President Aroyo will visit The UK and Spain.

quatzalcoatl · **Reply #74 on:** January 03, 2008, 09:28:14 pm

civil: after sending merkel to the mars, germany has a new cancellor: Harald Schmidt. this is a unique experiment to explore if comedians would be better suited to ruling a country than politicians.
schmidt put forth his goals for the rest of the term later this evening:

- finding a way to meet the 80% cutback of co2 emissions without risking riots again
- completing the cutback of the armed forces and rename them:german distress tranport group (g.d.t.g.)
- ending that stupid war australia vs. uk
- ending poverty in africa
- finding a larger rocket for the rest of the german government and sell them a one-way ticket to jupiter
- lowering the salaries for highranking managers and politicians and then lower taxes.

international:germany would support singapore with the proposal, if singapore agrees to do something useful with them (not war) and to end poverty somewhere. if singapore has something to offer , the ministry of defense would trade 160 of its eurofighters, its 65 phantoms and its 187 tornados. germany would be interested in all kinds of transport aircraft.
the german government lets the phillipines know its very sory for the disruption and will propose to refund the flight ticket with up to 500€ and also sends a present containing a ticket from paris to frankfurt, a promotional pencil and a promotional sharpener for the pencil.