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Reply #3690 on: January 19, 2015, 04:41:11 pm
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No, Mars is made from bars. Pluto is made from dogs - yellow dogs, to be exact. Earth? Well, earth :P


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Reply #3691 on: January 19, 2015, 10:59:07 pm
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Duh! Earth is made by god. From earth. Inside and out. But pluto is made from mars bars. And inhabited by yellow dogs. Offended yellow dogs.

By the way, Mars is made from bounty bars. Moon is made from american imitation cheese, and uranus is made from liquified farts.
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Reply #3692 on: January 19, 2015, 11:46:15 pm
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Do you have pseudo-scientific proof of your postulations?


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Reply #3693 on: January 20, 2015, 03:44:49 pm
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Yes, see the before-mentioned example of the teapot that is currently orbiting the sun somewhere between mars and jupiter.
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Reply #3694 on: January 20, 2015, 04:29:52 pm
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Thing is... I can't see it ;)


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Reply #3695 on: January 20, 2015, 06:39:43 pm
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Is the asteroid belt just those tea-things in tea bags? :P


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Reply #3696 on: January 20, 2015, 10:10:15 pm
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Thing is... I can't see it ;)

Well thats your problem then. I say it's there, you go prove it isn't ;) Of course, it is really rather small, so you will have to build a starship to get closer to it, but thats really not to ask for.


Anyway, yes Norge, you are right. The rings of Jupiter are the same colour as discarded tea bags, and that is indeed what they are. Old, soggy teabags drifting about in the great roundabout known as the Jupiter Intersection. It is believed that an alien trashship was picking up old teabags from earth to take them to the recycling plant in the next star system, when it suffered an accident in that particular roundabout, spilling them all over the place. The driver of course, just took off.
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Reply #3697 on: January 20, 2015, 11:25:40 pm
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Well, let me tell you. There is a second sun behind the sun in the Earth orbit, but we can't see it because the sun is blocking it. But you can't see it. At all.


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Reply #3698 on: January 21, 2015, 10:39:47 am
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Thats a really interesting observation Matias, and I just confirmed it by looking out of my window myself! There is indeed a second sun orbiting the first one, on that same track as the planet known as earth, just on the completely opposite side! Great find!
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Reply #3699 on: January 21, 2015, 02:36:49 pm
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But if we can't see it, then how could you confirm its existence?


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Reply #3700 on: January 21, 2015, 06:39:00 pm
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I ask myself the exact same question


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Reply #3701 on: January 21, 2015, 08:33:12 pm
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Because I know. I just do. A big voice from outer space told me. You must now prove me wrong by going there and showing me that there is no teapot.  ;)
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Reply #3702 on: January 21, 2015, 10:48:40 pm
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Oh, but a big voice from the centre of the Earth told me there is no such thing as space teapots!


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Reply #3703 on: January 22, 2015, 09:14:11 am
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The voice from outer space told me that the voice from the ground is an imposter. You must not believe him, or you will go to hell when you die. Actually, hell is in the ground, so he is actually the devil. Anyway, my voice in the sky declares war on the voice in the ground for offending the voice in the sky.
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Reply #3704 on: January 22, 2015, 12:03:24 pm
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What makes you think the voice from the sky tells the truth? The voice in my head says he doesn't


 

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