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[Virgin Serbia]

Malawi armoured battalions have entered Mocambique. Heavy resistance has been reported, with some serious all-out tank battles taking place. Nonetheless the Malawian forces using T-72s, T-80s, T-62s and T-55s have been able to push the Mocambiquean army back about 100 km. Mocambique has been equipped with South African and Australian supplied M1s, Leopard 1 and Olifants. While being technically superior, Malawi has far more tanks, and even 4 Mi-24 Hinds.  

[Virgin Serbia]

Malawian armoured battalions have dug down, 50 km from the coast. Need help ASAP. Our advance has almost been stopped, enemy resistance has been too great.

[danielkang1234]

The United States Of America deploys 150,000 soldiers and control is given to Malawi. The US's 87th Fighter Wing, based in Malawi, is ready for attack. The 49th Naval Attack and Defense squad is also ready. Our DEFCON level is DEFCON 3. We also send 10 bomber aircraft, 30 short range ballistic missiles, and 150 tanks. 50 bombers, 500 tanks, 50 F/A 16s, 100 F/A 18s and 100,000 troops are on standby and can be deployed at a 12 hours notice.

[Virgin Serbia]

Witht the help of US forces, the JMAUS coalition is beginning to force it's way towards the coast.

[danielkang1234]

Due to a sudden crisis in Afghanistan, the US withdraws 50% of troops in Malawi's control and redirects them to the crisis point. We estimate that these troops will be sent back in 10 days.

[Virgin Serbia]

95% of Micambique is now under Malawi control. Mocambique's provisional government has officially declared a ceasefire, and has ceded all control to Malawi.

[nwadeltaboy]

Deutschland meint, dass diese Nationen nicht sehr vereinten sind

(Germany thinks these nations aren't very united)

Germany renounces their Protestant history and, under new Catholic leader Wolf, petition an alliance with the Vatican.

[Virgin Serbia]

In collaberation with the Republic of South Africa, Transvaalia, Swaziland, Boputhatswana, Cuba and Namibia, Namibia declares war on Germany, due to it's decision to side with the imperialist catholic church.

[1993matias]

The Vatican State and the pope asks Germany for permission to live in exile there, as the new forced government in VS doesn't want the Pope.

[Virgin Serbia]

The Peoples Republic of the Vatican has denounced German intentions for help. We do not need help. We now have a peoples democracy. With the help of the Malawi and South African people, the Vatican has now set up a nuclear reactor in the southern wing of St. Peters basilica. Castel Sant'Angelo has been equipped with missile silos for ICBMs, possibly nuclear armed. Do not attempt to help us, it may just result in the destruction of Berlin.

[nwadeltaboy]

Germany breaks with the Catholic church after hearing that they turned their international shrine into a power plant. We revert back to Protestantism.

(Thirty-years war, anyone? )

[Virgin Serbia]

Great news comrades! With the help of Malawi funding, the western and northern wings of the Peoples Palace (aka. St. Peters Cathedral) will now be converted into a housing project. 40 floors will be added, with flats for the workers of the proletariat. The east wing has been converted into army barracks for the Peoples Army of the Vatican and seat of the government.  

We are collecting funding for a similar conversion of other Catholic owned cathedrals around the world, and we are negotiating a deal to buy St. Pauls cathedral from the UK gov.

[nwadeltaboy]

Germany sets up troops around the Frauenkirche, Köln Cathedral, and all other famous cathedrals in Germany to protect their architectural significance from the functionalist appetite of the Vatican.  Germany also sends offers to France, the United States, and all other countries to protect their cathedrals as well.

[Virgin Serbia]

The Vatican Air Force has just been stood up. Operating a fleet of 20 MiG-29, 39 MiG-23 and 6 Mi-24.

[nwadeltaboy]

All of Germany's CAP (Cathedral Architecture Protection) squads are now equipped with recently developed LFK NG surface-to-air missiles to protect against the Vatican Air Force.

Germany makes offers to sell more LFK NG's to any other countries under two circumstances:
1. they agree to protect their cathedrals
2. they agree to not attack Germany and to aid us in dire situations