Newer UN Thread

[jetrc]

Hey! Guess what! Malaysia is the supplier of food, resources and water to Singapore (RL), so in protest against nukes, Malaysia decides to stop the supplying! Also, Malaysia apologises to the Philippines, and all insults to the Philippines will be despised upon. Now, Singapore is the new terra icognita to Malaysia.

Which is EXACTLY why we have them pointed at The Philippines at the moment!

Well, we have the best hackers in the world and we can alter the course of the nukes back to your country, or to that block of ice. 

[area51]

Indonesia officialy condemns Malaysia's response to Celine Dion's Disapearance, after apparent lack of interest in her current status. "She Must be found!" Exclaims Prime Minister Jamal S. Abjulajidijiasajds. Indonesia sends 10 Cruisers & 15 Destroyers to the straits of Mallaca to search for the disappeared celebrity, meanwhile, Indonesia sends a Su-27 Squadron to attack Manila, the capital of the philippines, striking strategic points in the city, and sends a battalion of soldiers to invade the region of mindanao, with the help of local rebel groups.


Can I Join?

[jetrc]

Indonesia officialy condemns Malaysia's response to Celine Dion's Disapearance, after apparent lack of interest in her current status. "She Must be found!" Exclaims Prime Minister Jamal S. Abjulajidijiasajds. Indonesia sends 10 Cruisers & 15 Destroyers to the straits of Mallaca to search for the disappeared celebrity, meanwhile, Indonesia sends a Su-27 Squadron to attack Manila, the capital of the philippines, striking strategic points in the city, and sends a battalion of soldiers to invade the region of mindanao, with the help of local rebel groups.


Can I Join?

Unfortunately, the Rebels betrayed you and instead they attacked your army instead (with the help of the Philippine Army and some cash) and your Su-27? It's been shot down by two Eurofighters just outside Palawan.

yeah, you can join...

[pck]

area51 - added

Malaysia found out that Celine Dion was an immoral person, so search for Dion never commenced.

Roleplaying only :p

[pck]

Malaysia would like to sign an alliance agreement with the Philippines... or not... muahahaha...

[jetrc]

area51 - added

Malaysia found out that Celine Dion was an immoral person, so search for Dion never commenced.

Roleplaying only :p

She actually spit on the face of one of the arresting policemen.  

And yes, we have signed the alliance agreement with Malaysia. 

[pck]

Malaysia announces the awesomeness of the Malaysian-Filipino Alliance (MFA).

List of renamed countries in the MFA:

Singapore  - the tiny country near Malaysia/that tiny snot next to us
Canada - that French colony outside Chicago/that block of ice
Indonesia - that bunch of islands that are not unified

[area51]

Indonesia sends the ships of the search party of Celine Dion to the coast of palawan, with indonesia's newest battleship, Habibi Class Cruisers- which specializes in Anti-Missile/Torpedo + Anti-Air Capabilities, it also has 6 120mm canons to bombard the palawanese coast, the eurofighters who are attacking the ships are decimated seconds after being locked-on by the Habibi Cruisers, Indonesia officialy declares war with the Philippines.

[pck]

Malaysia, in respect of the alliance, will join the Philippines' side of the war. Malaysia has dispersed a military aircraft (which must not be named for security reasons) loaded with atomic bombs and will be hovering over Medan, and will release the A-bomb if "that bunch of islands that are not unified" advances into Philippines, endangering many lives.

[jetrc]

The Philippines, has hacked their Habibi Cruiser's GPS system and have set them off course into rocky outcrops. As of now, their battleships have run aground and are slowly sinking while hired rebels in High-Speed powerboats shoot the cruisers with RPGs. We have also launched a surprise attack on Jakarta, using car bombs. We have also shot down a Garuda Indonesia A330 that was flying over Philippine aerospace.

[steventommyobama]

Hey! Guess what! Malaysia is the supplier of food, resources and water to Singapore (RL), so in protest against nukes, Malaysia decides to stop the supplying! Also, Malaysia apologises to the Philippines, and all insults to the Philippines will be despised upon. Now, Singapore is the new terra icognita to Malaysia.
Which is EXACTLY why we have them pointed at The Philippines at the moment!
Well, we have the best hackers in the world and we can alter the course of the nukes back to your country, or to that block of ice. 

Who said anything about launching them?  Why do you think Singapore Airlines has those HUGE A380s maybe one will be carring a nuke, maybe it'll accidentally crash into Manila!  Maybe of course

[steventommyobama]

Singapore has decided to scrap its Nukes, by scrap we mean launch them at North Korea (That Communist War Hungry Place In Asia) We are now investing our money and time to become the greenest nation of all.  All new buildings will be required to have green roofs and solar panels.  Our rapid transit system is to go green by running hybrid and electric buses and cleaner trains!  We hope to now be at peace with the Philippines, as we have sent them a Singapore Airlines A380 that we bought from the airline for private use of the president of the Philippines. 

[steventommyobama]

Singapore is officially asking Canada to be an ally of ours.  We have the same values, to be tree hugging peaceful peoples.  What do you say?

[area51]

In a desperate attempt to save the Habibi Cruisers, Indonesia sends newly bought F-22s to protect the area where the Cruisers have run ground. and bribed the rebels into working for indonesia's side, Indonesia also sets up an Temporary Air Base in Indo-Occupied Palawan and in the process of dispatching it's Tu-160 bombers to the base, meanwhile, spies infiltrated the Malacañang Palace, and the president is currently held hostage, "She is only going to be released when the Philippines Surrenders, Malaysia withraws the A-Bombs over Medan and Palawan be part of Indonesia's Official Territory" Says Prime Minister Abjulajidijiasajds.

No Hard Feelings :p

[steventommyobama]

In a desperate attempt to save the Habibi Cruisers, Indonesia sends newly bought F-22s to protect the area where the Cruisers have run ground. and bribed the rebels into working for indonesia's side, Indonesia also sets up an Temporary Air Base in Indo-Occupied Palawan and in the process of dispatching it's Tu-160 bombers to the base, meanwhile, spies infiltrated the Malacañang Palace, and the president is currently held hostage, "She is only going to be released when the Philippines Surrenders, Malaysia withraws the A-Bombs over Medan and Palawan be part of Indonesia's Official Territory" Says Prime Minister Abjulajidijiasajds.

Which happens to be why Singapore is officially at war with that group of volcanoes called Indonesia.  We have scrambled the jets to be on 24/7 patrol of our country and have tightened all border security.  No word yet on if we'll attack...