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Reply #15 on: November 14, 2009, 04:44:14 am
Canada is condemning the childish actions philippines, Malaysia and Singapore and warns that if the current situations, they will be snt to their rooms to think about it.

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Reply #16 on: November 14, 2009, 05:03:59 am
Malaysia ignores Canada. With pride. :D

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Reply #17 on: November 14, 2009, 08:58:46 am
Because we are a green country, we are not interested in making nukes, instead we have invested in Solar Power and other energy alternatives. We have also condemned the acts of Singapore, as we thought they were a nice Country. From now on we will call Singapore, "That Tiny Country Near Malaysia." We have also suddenly seized a Singapore Airlines 777 and have arrested its so-called Award-Winning Singapore Girls. We have now made them slaves for People living in the Philippines.  :D

And as for Canada, we condemn their childish statement and we will now call them, "That French Colony just outside Chicago."  :D

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Reply #18 on: November 14, 2009, 09:37:31 am
In suit with the Philippines, singapore shall be called "that tiny snot next to us" and canada will be called "that block of ice". :D

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Reply #19 on: November 14, 2009, 09:44:47 am
Quote from: pck on November 14, 2009, 09:37:31 am
In suit with the Philippines, singapore shall be called "that tiny snot next to us" and canada will be called "that block of ice". :D
LOL! "Block of Ice..." Why didn't i think of that?  :D
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Reply #20 on: November 14, 2009, 09:54:56 am
Quote from: jetrc on November 14, 2009, 09:44:47 am
Quote from: pck on November 14, 2009, 09:37:31 am
In suit with the Philippines, singapore shall be called "that tiny snot next to us" and canada will be called "that block of ice". :D
LOL! "Block of Ice..." Why didn't i think of that?  :D

Beats me!

C'mon people, join....

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Reply #21 on: November 14, 2009, 10:00:04 am
Philippine Airlines, the country's flag carrier, would like to acquire a 49% stake in Malaysia Airlines, Malaysia's flag carrier. This is to strengthen our diplomatic relations with Malaysia. The Philippines is also building a newer, larger airport to cater its expanding growth. 
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Reply #22 on: November 14, 2009, 10:15:41 am
The Malaysian Government has rejected the deal, and sent an apology.
However, demand for routes between Malaysia and the Philippines have obviously rose a lot, and Malaysia Airlines will be increasing flights to Manila and Cebu City by 7 flights weekly and 5 flights weekly, respectively.

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Reply #23 on: November 14, 2009, 11:55:02 am
Canada sends Celine Dion on a tour to Malaysia, Singapore and Philippines.
Canada will refer to Singapore as "Where?", Malaysias as "Banana Republic" and Philippines as "Bunch of islands in the middle of nowhere"

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Reply #24 on: November 14, 2009, 12:29:03 pm
When Celine Dion arrived on a chartered Air Canada flight to MNL, the Philippine government immediately arrested her and her security protocol. Her concert will be cancelled and she might be deported, not back to that French colony outside Chicago, but to the Sahara Desert, where she will be exiled in a small shack in the middle of the desert. As a result of this, her tour to Malaysia and That tiny country near Malaysia is permanently cancelled.   :D
« Last Edit: November 14, 2009, 03:27:12 pm by jetrc »
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Reply #25 on: November 14, 2009, 12:44:19 pm
Quote from: jetrc on November 14, 2009, 12:29:03 pm
When Celine Dion arrived on a chartered Air Canada flight to MNL, the Philippine government immediately arrested her and her security protocol. Her concert will be cancelled and she might be deported, not back to that French colony outside Chicago, but to the Sahara Desert, where she will be exiled in a small shack in the middle of the desert. As a result of this, her tour to Malaysia and That tiny country near Singapore is permanently cancelled.   :D

You mean "that tiny country near Malaysia"? :p

Malaysia praises the Philippines for such actions. Malaysia has sent troops to Sahara Desert in case "that block of ice" sends rescue to Dion.

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Reply #26 on: November 14, 2009, 12:49:59 pm
Oops! Typo! It's supposed to be "that Tiny Country near Malaysia." As for Celine Dion's status, she has now been flown to Johannesburg on a Antonov An-225 cargo plane carrying a huge block of ice. When she arrives at Johannesburg, she will be taken on a truck loaded with cattle to the middle of the Sahara Desert, where a roving patrol of hired goons are guarding her 24/7. The Malaysian and Philippine government are making sure that she will not be rescued and that we will kill anyone who rescues her.  :D
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Reply #27 on: November 14, 2009, 12:53:25 pm
Serves "that block of ice" right!
Blame "that block of ice", Blame "that block of ice"! :D

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Reply #28 on: November 14, 2009, 01:07:26 pm
UPDATE:

Unfortunately, while the plane was cruising at 35,000 feet, the cargo door suddenly failed and separated from the aircraft. And because Dion was not wearing her seatbelt, she was blown off the aircraft somewhere near the Mallaca Straits in Malaysia. Fortunately, the block of ice was still intact and was successfully delivered in Johannesburg. The Malaysian government didn't bother to search for her as they immediately pronounced her dead. The French Colony is now mourning the loss of an icon, and Dion's family has actually sued their government, saying that it was THEIR fault. The Philippines did not make a statement about this because they think "it's a utterly useless issue and that people should just forget about this."

just to clarify, celine dion's not dead, this is just a role play  :D
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Reply #29 on: November 14, 2009, 01:40:54 pm
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Hey! Guess what! Malaysia is the supplier of food, resources and water to Singapore (RL), so in protest against nukes, Malaysia decides to stop the supplying! Also, Malaysia apologises to the Philippines, and all insults to the Philippines will be despised upon. Now, Singapore is the new terra icognita to Malaysia.
Which is EXACTLY why we have them pointed at The Philippines at the moment!

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