Newer UN Thread

[pck]

In addition, today families in Indonesia reunite after Malaysia's national carrier, Malaysia Airlines, transported all Indonesians back to their hometown from Aceh and Pontianak. Currently, Malaysia is very unhappy with that Block of Ice. Malaysia is planning to disallow all Canadian passport holders to enter Malaysia and the Multinational Colony of Indonesia.

[jetrc]

In suit with Malaysia, Canadians that are residing in the Philippines will have to give up their Canadian citizenship, and revert to Filipino citizenship. If any Canadian will not give up their citizenship, they will be imprisoned, and deported/exiled to the Sahara Desert, where their icon (Celine Dion) was supposed to be exiled there. Also, Air Canada flights to MNL will have to pay a larger landing fee (use of airbridges not included in the fee) compared to other airlines. They will also have to provide their own ground service. The Canadian Embassy has also been evicted from their present building, and they will have to set up office in a small shantie beside the Pasig River.

[blumage]

Mark you didn't inform me of such UN thingy!! 
I see also Area51, it's been a long time!!

Anyway I was thinking to play ASEAN but if i need to choose a country i'll go for Italy!!!

Amid the current situation in the ASEAN region Rome has issued a statement to its citizen and the citizen of the EU to be extremely cautious when travelling to that region. Italy is not lifting the ban on Indonesian carriers to fly to Italy and so does the EU.
Malaysia airlines flight have been put under strict security protocols that now passenger are advised to check in 2 days before their flight! Security mesures are a standard in all EU airports where MAS flies to. As for PAL since they abbandoned Europe several years ago, their operating certificate will not be renewed. Singapore Airlines has been granted extended 5th freedom rights. Now they can sell tickets for flights between Milan and Barcelona.
The defense minister has also sent a note to the EU parliament in Strasbourg to ban the selling of Eurofighters to the Philippines, and questions the institution on how such a poor country was able to buy such expensieve fighter planes.
ASEAN and EU free trade area talks have been suspended.
Andrea Boccelli condems Malaysia and Philippines on how they treated her friend Celine. Charice Pempengco's tour in Europe has been boycoted as a sign of protest. and finally we invite the French Colony outside chicago to melt their blocks of Ice so sea level will rise and therefore submerge the Island nations.

[jetrc]

The Philippines is angered at what Italy is doing. We have now captured all Italians living in the Philippines and we have now drowned them in the Pacific Ocean. And because we have been banned to buy Eurofighters, we have ordered more modern Lockheed Martin F-22 Superfighters which are better than Eurofighters. And the ASEAN has banned Asian utility companies to sell important products to Italy. We have also burned Italian cars and have banned selling or importing Italian products to the country. If caught, the products will be seized and burned with Italy's national flag. Italy does not know that the Philippines is a rich, industrial country, and we are now calling them, "the country that can't do anything right."

[blumage]

Italy is not worried about Philippines seizing Italian products coz 1. they are probably cheap copy cats from China and 2. if they are indeed true then they don't know what they are missing!!!
Go burn an expensieve Gucci bag and see how filipinas will react! The italian Govt has reports that Philippine's most influential people have ferraris in their garage!!  And welcomes the philippines for shooting a boomerang!! We always have thought that our Pm was the shortest but we've recently discovered that her acciedency madam gloria aroyo is indeed shorter!! REports from our foreing ministry tells that there were only 212 italians in the philippines while there is a large sum of filipinos in italy. We would like to invite the Phils to stop their retaliation against italians or it won't be a merry christmas for it's citizen in the country. And if the country won't stop then we're obliged to bring the case to the EU council and EU members will definately take actions. We can only imagine the damage to Philippine's economy if OFWs stopped remiting money.....
We are also pretty sure that Canada will follow our steps.

[steventommyobama]

Singapore condemns the Philippines' destruction of a nationality.  We find this to be extremely Hitler-esque and should be punished for it!  Burning a country's flag is extremely disrespectful, and you should be hated for it. 

[jetrc]

Actually, there are only a few Filipinos in Italy. Most of Filipino OFWs are in the friendlier Gulf Region. And By The way, We didn't start the fight so why withdraw from it? And Italy's PM is immoral, dumping his own wife for younger Italian starlets and making them nude for him. Also, we are now offering influential people in the Philippines to dump their Ferraris and Lamborghinis, and replacing them with Veyrons, Aston Martins, Audis and all other exotic car brands that AREN'T italian.

Hey Tommy, i thought you were on my side! I was just kidding about the burning of a national flag!

[steventommyobama]

Maybe, I'm just Italian in real life....

[blumage]

We also condem the killing of italian citizen in the pacific....we're thinking of stripping diplomatic immunity to the philippine's govt. staff in italy.
Also the pope is really concerned about the situation in the predominatly chatolic country in Asia.

[jetrc]

Well, you started this, so it's not my fault for making chaos. 

[blumage]

We din't start anything. We just joined the mess.....and we only banned eurofighters,charice's concert and PAL!!!!!!!
But if you want to ban alitalia into flying to Manila then we don't have problems we even doubt that they will have money to fly to the far east!!

[jetrc]

Fine, fine, The Philippines wants to propose a peace treaty with Italy.

[blumage]

treaty signed and italians as a sign of peace are sending on a chartered Air France A380 to Manila tons of Pizza!!!We know that they miss the food after they banned our products!

[jetrc]

Also, Philippine Airlines now flies daily non-stop to Milan. We are using a brand-new Boeing 777-300ER for this route.