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« on: July 03, 2008, 03:30:17 am »:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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With the flick of a pen, Wall Street M&A gurus have now merged the City of Toulouse, France and the country of Switzerland into the WAMNNY alliance. Now we control both major airplane makers (Airbus and Boeing), both major operating system makers (Microsoft and Apple), and control a vast majority of the world's banks.
Anger us and we'll freeze all your assets
Quote from: "yourefired"We have more crazy liberals in Manhattan than you do in all of Washington State....
What do I care? I don't run jetBlue. And Microsoft doesn't sell computers, they sell software. I'd much rather pay the premium for a computer that doesn't need to be coddled so it won't crash 23 times a day.
Not to mention the banks here can bring on a global depression by raising interest rates to 35%. I control the infusions of cash that Starbucks, Boeing and Microsoft need so badly for their expansions. I hold in my hands the power to shut off that money valve.
To be honest, we may charge $2500 a month for you to rent an apartment the size of a closet with a beautiful view of the dumpster behind your building, but we're very welcoming of visitors. I'm prepared to agree to an alliance with anyone who wishes to ally with me.
I'm in!
The WAMNNY alliance. (WA MN NY) Cool.
@Zenmen: I think Macs are way better than PC's too, but unfortunately we don't have any at our house. :cry: