The corrupted wish game.

[Mastafa]

Wish Granted, but there is no wish to corrupt 

[Virgin Serbia]

I wish for Zimbabwean conditions in the EU...

[norge]

Wish granted, Zimbabwe is now a European country.

I wish that I got a million U$ Dollars.

[Virgin Serbia]

Wish granted, but because of hyperinflation in the US, 1 million US dollars will only get you half a loaf of bread.

I wish McDonnell Douglas was still around...

[norge]

Wish granted, but they only sell one aircraft per year and goes bankrupt.

I wish that Northwest Airlines was not merged with Delta.

[Virgin Serbia]

Wish granted, but Northwest retires all DC-9s, A320s, A330s and 747s, replacing them with 737NG, 767-400ER and 777-200LR.

I wish we could get new maintenance formulas in Airline Mogul.

[Indian Ocean Airlines]

Wish granted, maintenance are now twice as much as they used to be!

I wish long-haul routes in Airline Mogul were more profitable.

[Mastafa]

Wish Granted, now short & medium haul routes aren't profitable. This means a new airline cant start up! 


I wish for a wish which will give me a wish

[norge]

Wish granted, but you have just used them!

I wish Singapore Airlines flew to Oslo.

[Virgin Serbia]

Wish granted, but only for summer charters once a week from June 1st to June 30th in 2011. 

I wish Denmark won the Football World Cup

[1993matias]

They do, after murdering all the other teams

I wish the day had more hours.

[Indian Ocean Airlines]

Wish granted, days are now 36 hours long with 12 extra hours of daytime so school and work days are longer! 

I wish laptops had longer battery life

[norge]

Wish granted, by 1 second!

I wish my laptop had a longer battery life than 1 second.

[Virgin Serbia]

Wish granted, now it has 2 seconds

I wish Norway was still part of Denmark...

[Mastafa]

Wish granted, now norway is part of USA

I wish... for someone to wish for me