The corrupted wish game.

[Zach21GF]

Wish granted, but the sale is now reduced to 10%

I wish there were no censoring here, I hate cabbage.

Used to play a lot of EU4, but it really is a MP game IMO

[norge]

Wish granted, cabbage is delicious.

I wish for a a 85% discount, it is not bugged, my internet doesn't break down, the power doesn't shut down, there isn't a storm or a hurricane, the sale goes through perfectly, I don't get a virus, my computer doesn't break down and I'm able to play WoN with EU4 without any problems.

(I've got 225 hours on EU4 yet I haven't tried the multiplayer )

[Virgin Serbia]

Wish granted. You own internet works just fine, but all servers in the world break down following a massive virus.

I wish to have an accident free flying record again.

[norge]

Wish granted, however you'll recive no wages for the rest of your life.

I wish for a a 85% discount, it is not bugged, my internet doesn't break down, the power doesn't shut down, there isn't a storm or a hurricane, the sale goes through perfectly, I don't get a virus, my computer doesn't break down and I'm able to play WoN with EU4 without any problems, servers work without any problem and I don't die.

[Zach21GF]

Wish granted, however due to sudden inflation you cannot afford the game

I wish you were going to try EU4 MP

If Serbia is back, perhaps we should restart the UN game? kinda hit a stalemate.

[norge]

Wish granted, but however there's no one to play with.

I wish for happiness and joy

(Let's let it run for a while and see how it goes, and we can restart if it get boring)

[Zach21GF]

Wish granted, but everyone around you is depressed

I wish people around you were happy


(That is a lie, there is always me )

[norge]

Wish granted, however they all are happy on the outside and are struggling with depression on the inside.

I wish for peace and prosperity

[Zach21GF]

Wish granted, you are always peaceful as you are paralyzed, your best friend is experiencing a period of prosperity as he is selling all your stuff.

I wish for a better world

[norge]

Wish granted, you get sent to Mars and have to build a so-called "better world" for yourself.

I wish for the 85% discount that never happened

[Zach21GF]

Wish granted, but you were too late.

I wish there will never be another discount for the Wealth of Nations DLC for Europa Universalis IV from Paradox.

[norge]

Wish granted, it goes for free, forever!

I wish for a lottery. Not winning a lottery, but owning one.

[Zach21GF]

Wish granted, you now have a dog named Lottery.

I wish for a Kiwi bird.

[norge]

Wish granted, however the bird is made from kiwis.

I wish to know what breed Lottery is

[Zach21GF]

Wish granted, but you've already forgot it.

I wish I liked the taste of a kiwi fruit.