Animated Sig Request - Reward: 1 BAe half price

[Jps]

I get bored of sigs many times.. And it's time for a new one.  

Surprisingly I don't even know how to make one  

Im giving a BAe for half price for the person who makes the sig that is the best of them all.

Here's what I want:

A sig that..

1. Has the USG logo on the bottom left hand corner
2. ID 5000 on the bottom right hand corner

Text in Slides

First Slide: Green Industries
Second Slide: Providing Aircraft with Care
Third Slide: *a 737 flying in*
Fourth Slide: A United Sky Group member

Thanks

Jps

[Bobandirus]

If you can remind me of the siggy size rule, and send the the Logo, then I will happily have a go

[iranair777]

I beg you dont make one which is animated just to show yourself. the reason being some of us have either crap computers or crap PC's at school which hang for a while whenever we are scrolling down a post which you have replied to. I have a perfectly good work laptop which is about a year old, so dont be saying that my laptops cr@p.

[StephenM]

I think I'll ban animated signatures. They slow down my viewing of the forums when I have time off at work and attract too much attention...

[Chavaquiah]

I think I'll ban animated signatures. They slow down my viewing of the forums when I have time off at work and attract too much attention...

Not a bad idea, at all. But... did you notice that your own sig is, technically speaking, an animated GIF?

[Jps]

I think I'll ban animated signatures. They slow down my viewing of the forums when I have time off at work and attract too much attention...

Woo! Love to see Daniel D's sig banned   (Affects Stephen)

Four slides aren't a big deal Stephen   . Its less than the one i'm using

[Scandalian Airlines]

There should be a max size for animated gifs, say 150k. Jp, yours is 3 times that, and that does hog older computers.
Mine and Stephens are around 100k which should not be too bad.

[Jps]

the max should be 400k  

[Hampo]

Half a megabyte is a huge amount just for an animated sig

[StephenM]

Ok, I will make animated signatures more stringent.

[Jps]

Seriously no more than 200k?    Can't you do 250?  

[StephenM]

No, because we want to make the forums usable. Even looking at some threads I think the signatures are too big.

[Jps]

250 please??   It's still usable. Im using 400k right now and you're using the forum right now.

[Jps]

Still looking for one.. sig must be under 250k

[StephenM]

Still looking for one.. sig must be under 250k

I think you'll find it has to be under 200k.