Model UN

blumage · **Reply #15 on:** December 31, 2007, 04:10:38 pm

Quote from: "gizgiz"

Quote from: "blumage"
So what do we do? Pass resolutions? Talk about global warming? Child Labor?
International Cooperation?

Everything. You'll see.

But when will the game commence?

Seattle · **Reply #16 on:** December 31, 2007, 05:21:22 pm

hehehehe....I'll be Greece!

CornField · **Reply #17 on:** December 31, 2007, 05:23:41 pm

Quote from: "dktc"

Let's skip to the walk out part...

BOOM!! WW3!! The world has vanished!

I forget.... It wasn't current events to you, its history....

Reagan, the 80's, you had to be there.......

DAK · **Reply #18 on:** December 31, 2007, 05:25:55 pm

I'll pick New Zealand, it is 2008 already there....

nwadeltaboy · **Reply #19 on:** January 01, 2008, 07:41:14 am

I call Australia!

Vamerica · **Reply #20 on:** January 01, 2008, 07:45:15 am

I must be in NZ too, Its in by blood.

gizgiz · **Reply #21 on:** January 01, 2008, 07:55:23 am

kk, I'll kick the ball

To keep everything in order, try to split up each of your replies into 3 sections - civil, military and international.
Civil - Everything to do with your country. This includes the internal cabinet, legislative and judiciary wings.
Military - Self explanatory.
International - Things to do with peaceful or non-peaceful discussions with other countries.

Here's the first one:

---United Kingdom---

Civil
PM Gordon Brown today announced a 3% increase in British land tax rates. In an urgent press conference amid hundreds of protesters standing outside the PM office on Downing Street, Mr Brown said that it would lead to a stable surplus in the new year's funds. In return, the PM promised to increase funding for social welfare and family planning, targeting those living in less privileged circumstances. In other news, the UK celebrated the new year with plenty of screaming and pushing and drinking.

Military
The UK has stepped up defense in and around the Persian Gulf, sending two more frigates from an undisclosed base in Egypt to the area. The UK has sent a military envoy to Washington to discuss further issues regarding the temporary government in Iraq and the surrounding area. It eagerly awaits the US to receive the envoy.

International
The UK has proposed a new resolution, to be debated and voted upon in the United Nations. All nations are requested to read and reply to the resolution, so that it can be passed or rejected quickly.

Quote

Resolution #1
Question of: Global warming
Issued to: General Assembly (all states allowed to vote EXCEPT the Vatican)

ALARMED at the recent reports regarding aggravated states of global warming,
CONCERNED about the future of all peoples around the world in the coming future,
EXPRESSING INTEREST in a possible way to resolve the issue,

PROPOSES all nations to reduce emissions of CO2, CO, NOx and suspended particulates to 80% or lower or its current values by the year 2015,
SUGGESTS a Climate Change Fund to be created to assist countries who have financial difficulties applying the previous clause,
and STRONGLY URGES all nations to educate its citizens about the serious problem and what can be done to lower each person's emissions.

That's basically how it works in a nutshell. If you have questions, PM me

nwadeltaboy · **Reply #22 on:** January 01, 2008, 08:03:58 am

civil: after Gordon Brown raised the UK's taxes, Australia nearly doubled in population with immigrants from the UK. PM Nate raised taxes in Australia, and they all moved back to UK. Gordon Brown raised taxes again, and everyone moved back to Australia. Nate raised taxes once more, so everyone moved back to the UK. Meanwhile, any airlines serving the Kangaroo Route are raking in huge profits.

military: see international section

international: WAR ON NZ!!! :twisted:

Vamerica · **Reply #23 on:** January 01, 2008, 08:07:20 am

In this call of war. NZ gets there army and Help from every side of the world. After NZ won the war, the Australian people over throw the government. Nwaboy was sent to jail for violating coad 6948205840285 in section 58346-8563645 page 498636376

nwadeltaboy · **Reply #24 on:** January 01, 2008, 08:15:52 am

Vamerica wakes up and realizes this was all just a dream

and that NZ has absolutely no chance of ever beating Australia :twisted:

Therefore nwaboy feels pity on Vamerica and decides to ally with NZ once more

...and team up against UK! :twisted:

Jps · **Reply #25 on:** January 01, 2008, 08:17:32 am

I'd like to be North Korea and fire all the nukes at UK

Vamerica · **Reply #26 on:** January 01, 2008, 08:19:04 am

The country that made you. Look at your flag.

Then look at theres...

Do you see :?:

nwadeltaboy · **Reply #27 on:** January 01, 2008, 08:19:19 am

Quote from: "Jps"

I'd like to be North Korea and fire all the nukes at UK

yay! now Jps is on our side, too!

oh wait, that's not good, Jps isn't good at aiming nukes

nwadeltaboy · **Reply #28 on:** January 01, 2008, 08:22:49 am

Quote from: "Vamerica"

The country that made you. Look at your flag.
Then look at theres...
Do you see :?:

The country that made you. Look at your flag.

Then look at theres...

Do you see :?:

Vamerica · **Reply #29 on:** January 01, 2008, 08:25:18 am

I do see, but im not the one that wants to destroy them. They made you for inmates and mine for Sheep and cow