I BLAME STEVE BECAUSE......
hokay so iwuzaholding my guinea pig roit? then i start petting its head and then she put her head back as if she was lying down or sumtin, but it looked like she got shot cuz she rolled her head sideways and it looked really funny. then after 5 seconds she jumped up and did this crazy flip and she falls from my lap on to the floor! luckily i had been bending down enoguh so that her fall was tiny enough so she could land on her feet. so then my guinea piggy starts squeaking and just as im aboot to put her back in her cage she runs to the telefone line and chews like half-way through the wire! im like "holy kapoopilah" and i try picking her up, then she bites my finger and she roars at me even tho she is not a lion but a guinea piggy. then she manages to creak the door to the bathroom jus a tiny lil bit enuf for it to open then she goes to the bathroom. then she starts nibbling on the cord to the hair dryer and then i pick her up and put her into her cage. then she nips the rubber band that holds her water bottle to the cage and the watter bottle falls and all the water comes out. she opens a crevace in the cage wall, and all the water escapes and goes all over the floor!then she starts like hopping like a bunny and then she made the craziest purring sound! it sounded like a cat but it was weird. so then the spilled water from the bottle sets off the vaccuum cleaner, and the vacuum sucks up like half of my hair on my head! then i unplug the vacuum and and and and...
