gundeRfmiP transMOGRIFY operates in two worlds right now:
Public World #3312 (St. Louis base);
PW#3178. A new hope (Cleveland base).
Below are gundRfmiP transMOGRIFY's posts from the world forums:
the gunderFmiP era (STL)
based out of the famous 'city 780 miles from pueblo'
a new airline arises
it's
gunderFmiP transMOGRIFY
get out of st louis
bringing to you. beloved customers, planes fully equipped with real amenities for safe and comfortable travel:
seats
windows
landing gear
air, freshly pressurized for your comfort
sometimes there's even water onboard
come fly the better choice
the bigger blip
get hoisted by
gunderFmiP
the gunderFmiP era (STL)
gunderFmiP transmOGRIFY is now introducing a new pricing tier for your budgeting comfort.
the pricing tier of don'tPlunderTheGunder(tm) brings to you, the best costumers in the world, ways to keep pinching those pennies you can be spending on our new fees instead:
New gundeRSTAND(tm) will have you standing in our luxorious aircraft as you soar to your destination on a budget. only available on flights three hours or shorter.
gunderREST(tm) will have you lying prone on a metal wire rack placed in the back half of the aircraft. racks will be stacked 4 high. there will be no aisle, to save space and money for you, our beloved and valued costumers.
a new pricing tier
fmiP oUt
gunderFIRST(tm) boarding priority will determine when you're getting off in the case of an emergency
gunderfmip (CLE)
the FMIP spreads out
going to the famous 'city starting with the letter M' making it the a new FmiPbaseâ„¢ connecting the midwest with the mississipi river area somewhat north of the delta but south of St. Louis in other news gundeRfmiP transMOGRIFY is introducing a new budget pricing tier for people who really just need to get there:
fmiPBudgetâ„¢
comes with a seat on a plane. Boarding fee, takeoff fee, and landing fee not included.
specially designated fmiPBudgetâ„¢ seats come with innovative one-of-a-kind coin operated lighting, ventilation and reclining. $.56 per use per service. Nickels and pennies only.
Quality is never a wonder once you're flying on gundeR
catch you all on the fmiP side
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