Continued Story Game #3

[norge]

You know how you do it. I'll post one sentence, and you have to continue it.

Previous threads:
http://stephenm.org/smfforum/index.php?topic=11697.0
http://stephenm.org/smfforum/index.php?topic=11979.0

Post only one sentence per post.

I'll start.

Once upon a time, there was a caveman...

[AirbusL1011]

He picked his nose and ate his boogers.

[Mastafa]

and got it stuck to his fingers

[Virgin Serbia]

. His fingers were chopped off when he put them on the railway, in front of a fast train.

[Mastafa]

a Japanese bullet train

[AirbusL1011]

.But the boogers got stuck to the train and it crashed off a bridge, so he got pulled into the ocean.

[Mastafa]

Then he drowned and died.

The end

[Virgin Serbia]

(Strange boogers, draggin a man all the way to a bridge before falling off the train)

Suddenly a vogon destructor fleet arrived. Earth was scheduled for demolishion, to make way for an intergalactic highway. So earth was destroyed.

[AirbusL1011]

but the gun back fired and created 'lasermen' who were beamed down to earth and started 'the laser collection 3'.

[Mastafa]

And hit the cavemen. He died.

The end

[Virgin Serbia]

Meanwhile on planet Gargylium 24, a gargoyle named aLL was wondering on his way to work.

[AirbusL1011]

but then ba4 appeared and he got sent to cannibal island from the first 'Continued Story Game'.

[Mastafa]

Then he finds the 747 wreckage and tries to fly it

[AirbusL1011]

but then cannibals eat him.

[Mastafa]

Then everyone's all happy at the forum

The end....