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Reply #3810 on: March 19, 2015, 11:42:28 pm
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And don't forget, you can sell the bacon :D

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Reply #3811 on: March 20, 2015, 06:13:33 am
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Sell it? I'll probably eat all the bacon myself :P

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Reply #3812 on: March 20, 2015, 10:05:09 pm
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I just can't wait to experience my first pig strike. It's always a pain in the *** when I need to go tell the chief pilot that I just wrecked an engine following a hit with one of those buggers. Anyway, pop the pirelli's, I'm off to bed.
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Reply #3813 on: March 21, 2015, 10:59:40 am
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Just wait to tell the passengers why the cabin smells of bacon :P

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Reply #3814 on: March 21, 2015, 03:58:09 pm
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Don't worry about that, if we can achieve flying pigs through crowdsourcing we can make airplanes run on pigs :P

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Reply #3815 on: March 21, 2015, 08:56:13 pm
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No we can't. I'm pretty sure about that. Besides, they taste better as bacon. Trust me, I'm a pilot 8)

On the plus side, muslim terrorists won't get anywhere near airplanes anymore.
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Reply #3816 on: March 22, 2015, 07:59:38 am
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Why not? I mean, make pig fuel out of the pig-fat people don't eat anyway!

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Reply #3817 on: March 22, 2015, 07:07:51 pm
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But what happens when there is a shortage of pigs?

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Reply #3818 on: March 22, 2015, 08:13:37 pm
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Clones, clones everywhere

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Reply #3819 on: March 24, 2015, 11:42:57 am
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We must strive to set up OPIG, Organisation of Pig Importing Groups, in order to create an efficient competitor to OPEC.
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Reply #3820 on: March 27, 2015, 06:15:57 pm
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Yes! And instead of bathing in oil, we Norwegians can bathe in bacon instead! :D

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Reply #3821 on: April 18, 2015, 05:22:54 pm
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Why not liquid pig fat?

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Reply #3822 on: April 20, 2015, 03:57:11 pm
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Nah, we can give that to the Icelanders or something :P

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Reply #3823 on: April 20, 2015, 06:20:09 pm
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They have sea pig fat ;)

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Reply #3824 on: April 21, 2015, 02:37:02 pm
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Sea pig? What's that? :P

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