Continued Story Game

[Mastafa]

But they have 635 bankruptcy protection!!!

[Virgin Serbia]

But they have 635 bankruptcy protection!!!

What on earth is that?

Because i'm awesome, i decide that "635 bankruptcy protection" is false, and not to be used in this game. Therefore Rolls Royce is nationalised, the only correct thing to do.

[Mastafa]

But they have 635 bankruptcy protection!!!

What on earth is that?

Because i'm awesome, i decide that "635 bankruptcy protection" is false, and not to be used in this game. Therefore Rolls Royce is nationalised, the only correct thing to do.

I meant

it had bankruptcy protection in 635 companies

[Virgin Serbia]

But they have 635 bankruptcy protection!!!

What on earth is that?

Because i'm awesome, i decide that "635 bankruptcy protection" is false, and not to be used in this game. Therefore Rolls Royce is nationalised, the only correct thing to do.

I meant

it had bankruptcy protection in 635 companies

So what if it has protection in 635 companies? It needs protection against the glorious state, who has just taken over RR

[Mastafa]

But they have 635 bankruptcy protection!!!

What on earth is that?

Because i'm awesome, i decide that "635 bankruptcy protection" is false, and not to be used in this game. Therefore Rolls Royce is nationalised, the only correct thing to do.

I meant

it had bankruptcy protection in 635 companies

So what if it has protection in 635 companies? It needs protection against the glorious state, who has just taken over RR

continuing...

[Mastafa]

Rolls Royce engines are all scrapped in the garbage can

[Virgin Serbia]

But only because RR engines up to now have been capitalist garbage. Now it is time for some pure awesomeness socialist engines!

[Mastafa]

So the US pays RR 324235234546461 Billion Dollars to be refounded

[boeing]

Which causes an international recession

[Virgin Serbia]

But only in the Capitalist West. In Socialist countries (including the UK, where RR is based), the plan-economy saves them from american pig-dog depressions So Mastafa can now feel safe in the world, and he goes on holiday (by bicycle) to China. As he stands next to the great wall... 

[boeing]

but it falls down on top of him

[Mastafa]

So the ancient guys repair it

[boeing]

And a 747 crashes into them

[Mastafa]

Which is a 741 cause...

[Virgin Serbia]

...beacuse it just is. Meanwhile Mastafa, now sitting in the martian mega-city of New Vancouver has found a bag of Twiglets.