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Non-Airline Mogul => General Chat => Topic started by: danielkang1234 on October 11, 2010, 10:35:42 pm
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This game is rather simple; basically, I start with a sentence, you continue it. YOU CAN ONLY ADD 1 SENTENCE! i.e.
Person 1: I was driving a car
Person 2: When i went into a ditch
Person 3: So I climbed out
Person 4: But I was stuck
I'll start.
I was flying a 747-400 when...
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it went out of control and ditched into the ocean and exploded (BYD)
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but i bailed out over a cannibal island
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with cannibals that will eat me
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Meanwhile in Canada, Mastafa wakes up to the news that his friend has crashed on a cannibal Island.
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Mastafa runs to the rescue!
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Mastafa runs to the rescue!
only to find he left his wallet in his house
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So he flies of in a RCAF S-61, only to be stranded in Shannon when he can't pay for fuel.
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so he takes off with the fuel almost empty and demands the KC-tanker for free fuel:P
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Only to crash 20 minutes later in on StephenMs home, because the S-61 doesn't have a refueling probe.
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He tries a ship to the Cannibal Island
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But he can't afford the ticket, because Stephen takes back all of Masatafas tokens in order to rebuild his house. Meanwhile....
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... his friend is trying to survive with the cannibals
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As Daniel fights off the cannibals, Stephen and Mastafa head off to Norway to fetch Norge to help with the rescue.
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And they get virgin serbia to give them a plane
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on a Virgin Atlantic jet
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So while cleaning out the Virgin 747-400 in LHR, i give them a model 747 each.
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And then norge decides to help
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But suddenly, the evil Ao1€A (Association of 1€ airlines) makes the suprise announcement, that they have just declared war on our 3 heroes (Mastafa, Norge, Stephen).
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And Virgin Serbia gives them the Virgin 747-400
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And caoimhin joins the rescue/runaway-from Ao€1A operation
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While Mastafa uses a robot to crash the 744 to Ao$1A operations headquarters
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Alas, the Ao$1A headquarters were empty, and now the CIA, FAA, FBI, PET (thats the Danish CIA), SS, NATO and the airport security screeners are all looking for our 4 heroes, now hiding in...
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Hiding under their blankets :P
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meanwhile, i'm hiding in a tree, hoping cannibals wont see me.
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But they spot and try to offend you
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But a sudden time and space warp bring all four heroes to a barren peak in Kiwiland/Mordor (New Zealand, if you are in doubt)
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But the Cannibal Island is only 20 kilometers away...
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...says Norge, completely forgetting that the cannibal island is located off Somalia, many thousands of kilometers away - but that doesn't prevent them from swimming to Kangaroo land...
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... But instead, we build a raft...
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and norge is the rower :P
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but caoimhin finds an engine to power the raft.
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bit there is no fuel to power it
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So they start swimming, and after 2 days they reach the coast of Australia, where they meet a...
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Great White Shark! Our heroes swim as fast as they can towars the beach in Brisbane...
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and completely forget danielkang1234
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and he was swallowed into a whale, just before he was eaten by the shark.
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then, the shark vomited it out in Cannibal island
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The others have just arrived at Brisbane...
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a 747 crashes into them
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but boeing wakes up: it was a dream!
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and he is in brisbane :D
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soon enough, he finds out his favourite company BOEING's CEO is stranded in Cannibal Island :P
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he flies a 747 out there but crashes :'(
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The guys on th e raft run to the Rescue!!!
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You mean paddle
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but a shark eats them
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but they start punching the tummy and the shark throws up! :P
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And the heroes swim to Singapore where they get on a Singapore Airlines flight to Argentina, but have to get the pennies out coz Singapore Airlines has become a LCC, and you now have to pay €40 for a tiny McDonalds burger while seated in your tiny cramped standing seat while being ordered around by fat 80 year old hostesses :lol:
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But caoimhin saves them with a €1,000 cheque and horrifies the hostesses :P
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Then, caoimhin buys off the pilot job and crashes the 777 in a stranted island!
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But to everyones horror, the island is full of Grues.
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and they are too tired to run
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so they walk :P
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for a while, before they make a camp fire..
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and they all catch fire
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But they escape in a Dash8
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but the dash8 cost ran out of fuel and crashed
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in Auckland! So they order tickets for a flight to the Cannibal Island....
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but they would not sell tickets to them because it is a cannibal island
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So they start an airline with routes to Cannibal Island Airport
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But the airline quickly goes bankrupt because 99 other Aukland based airlines start €1 routes to Cannibal Island.
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They recreate their airline, fly on their own airline and after their flight, they bankrupt the airline! :P
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And they have so much paperwork that they are crushed under it
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Then the FAA officials rescues them!
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But they completely forget that the greatest lie in aviation, is that the FAA is here to help you.
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and a 747 crashes into them :lol:
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but it was still a dream! At the Cannibal Island, our poor friend has been found by the cannibals...
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..but that is a different story altogether. Meanwhile in a parralel universe...
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THey jump in a low flying 773ER heading to Cannibal Island...
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...to rescue the lost friend who is NOT on the cannibal island theme park.
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so they run to the theme park
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and fall into a bottomless pit of candyfloss.
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and then they all wake up :o
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And go to thorpe park
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but it is closed
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but the gate was previously broken down so they go in anyway :o
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scared to find... horrot stuff cause tommorow's halloween
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But, why? Why this Thorpe park? What is Thorpe park? Nay, thou shall instead go to the Capitol Wasteland!
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naaa they all go to funland :lol:
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but they dont know the directions
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So they go south
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So they all walk south from Thorpe park, until they reach a little place called Africa. And in that little place called Africa, they find a little anarchy called Somalia. And in Somalia they are taken as hostages by a bunch of pirates.
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Mastafa figures that they wer time traveling!!! :o
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he also figures out that he was time travelling for the past 50 years
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so he goes 100 yrs forward
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But in 100 years Somalia is still a hellhole.
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and a 747-8 crashes into it
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But thats hardly newsworthy. Mysterious African airlines have been operating those antiquated rustbucket 747-8s and A380s for ages. It's a wonder they haven't been scrapped yet. All western airlines operate Boeing 7147s, Airbus A480s and Embraer E-800s nowadays.
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So they go back to their time and end up on Cannibal Island
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and they wake up and they are right back where they were before this story started
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All 3 in one bed in a small flat in Moscow :-*
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So they travel on plane...
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which takes them to the cannibal island
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put there are no airports capable of handling this A380 superjumbo jet....
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so they crash
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...making the first 380 crash///
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The crash was caused due to a faulty engine part and Rolls Royce shares fell 10% after it. :P
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This causes all airlines with orders for A380s (apart from Air France and Emirates) to cancel their orders for RR engines, and go for Engine Alliance engines instead. GE shares rise 30%, and Mastafa (who owns large shares in GE) sells his shares on the top, making him a rich rich man. He heads off to buy a...
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A380 superjumbo. He accidentally buys them with Rolls Royce engines, and he agreed that there would be no cancellations.
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But he changed the engines after it was made :D :lol: :roll:
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But he forgot that it is impossible to change engies, as the aircraft is now out of balance. So it crashes, and GE shares plummet.
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And airbus, Rolls Royce and GE go out of business and Boeing`s shares rise by 50%
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But the COMAC quickly becomes the no. 1 aircraft manufacturer, because they take over the A320 line in Tianjin, and because of demand the COMAC C919 quickly proves vastly superior to the Boeing 737-1000 family.
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BUT comac is just a subsidiary of Boeing !!! :D :lol:
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:D :D and Boeing`s shares skyrocket.
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And airbus`s goes skydown and go bankrupt, along with all other aircraft manufacturers, except Boeing....
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But Mastafa forgets that Comac stands for Commercial Aircraft Corporation of China Ltd., a state owned factory belonging not to Boeing, but to the Chinese state, which also owns Boeing by now.
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...but COMAC changes its name to Boeing
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And absorbs the US Boeing, meaning the Chinese now produce the F-22, AH-64D, F-15SE, F/A-18E/F/G, B-2, 787, KC-767, 777, 747-8I, Air Force 1, CH-47, V-22, AH-66, X-32, C-17, YAL-1, E-3, P-8, 737AEW and many more.
As an answer Lockheed Martin and McDonnell Douglas (sold off by Boeing in 2013 to a private venture in Ireland) merge to form McDonnell Martin, who begin manufacturing planes in Belfast and Dublin. The new D-818 (well Airbus was A, Boeing was B, Comac was C, so the next must be D?) quickly becomes the fastest selling plane ever.
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So then Virgin Serbia reminds us of Cannibal Island
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And then (D)elorean start making profitable planes in Galway 8)
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No they don't. But back on Cannibal island, our victim (forgot who he was) has just found a speedboat, which he used to get to Bushehr, Iran.
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But it ran out of fuel halfway there, and he gets taken over by pirates
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Who take him to a nearby Maersk container ship.
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where a U.S gunship opens fire on them. :o
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Which misses by a millimeter
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and with the rough seas the containers fall overboard.
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And drift towards Somalia.
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Where they explode...
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And they get blasted back to the cannibal island.....
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Where they land in the wrekage of the 1 month old 747
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and rolls royces`s shares fall even further
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But the 747 was powered by GE engines, which catapults P&W, Snecma and Kuznetzov to the first place.
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so GE sales fall down by 100%
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And they go bankrupt
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But they had bankruptcy protection :lol:
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but the organisation itself goes bankrupt
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Which means GE goes bankrupt!
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and rolls royces shares rise
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Which falls cause of Quantas A380 incident REDO!
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At least it wasn't Qantas then. Luckily Quantas doesn't exist.
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which means another airlines A380 crashes
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Which means Rolls Royce shares F
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But they have 635 bankruptcy protection!!!
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But they have 635 bankruptcy protection!!!
What on earth is that?
Because i'm awesome, i decide that "635 bankruptcy protection" is false, and not to be used in this game. Therefore Rolls Royce is nationalised, the only correct thing to do. ;)
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But they have 635 bankruptcy protection!!!
What on earth is that?
Because i'm awesome, i decide that "635 bankruptcy protection" is false, and not to be used in this game. Therefore Rolls Royce is nationalised, the only correct thing to do. ;)
I meant
it had bankruptcy protection in 635 companies
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But they have 635 bankruptcy protection!!!
What on earth is that?
Because i'm awesome, i decide that "635 bankruptcy protection" is false, and not to be used in this game. Therefore Rolls Royce is nationalised, the only correct thing to do. ;)
I meant
it had bankruptcy protection in 635 companies
So what if it has protection in 635 companies? It needs protection against the glorious state, who has just taken over RR ;) :-* :-* :-*
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But they have 635 bankruptcy protection!!!
What on earth is that?
Because i'm awesome, i decide that "635 bankruptcy protection" is false, and not to be used in this game. Therefore Rolls Royce is nationalised, the only correct thing to do. ;)
I meant
it had bankruptcy protection in 635 companies
So what if it has protection in 635 companies? It needs protection against the glorious state, who has just taken over RR ;) :-* :-* :-*
continuing...
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Rolls Royce engines are all scrapped in the garbage can :P
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But only because RR engines up to now have been capitalist garbage. Now it is time for some pure awesomeness socialist engines! :-* :-*
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So the US pays RR 324235234546461 Billion Dollars to be refounded
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Which causes an international recession
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But only in the Capitalist West. In Socialist countries (including the UK, where RR is based), the plan-economy saves them from american pig-dog depressions ;) So Mastafa can now feel safe in the world, and he goes on holiday (by bicycle) to China. As he stands next to the great wall...
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but it falls down on top of him
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So the ancient guys repair it :roll:
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And a 747 crashes into them
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Which is a 741 cause...
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...beacuse it just is. Meanwhile Mastafa, now sitting in the martian mega-city of New Vancouver has found a bag of Twiglets.
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And goes on a 748
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A BAe 748!
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but it runs out of fuel and crashes
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There goes another plane...VS counts all the planes that have crashed: 1, 2 ,3 ,5 6! 6 planes! and VS was elected to pay the bills///
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There goes another plane...VS counts all the planes that have crashed: 1, 2 ,3 ,5 6! 6 planes! and VS was elected to pay the bills///
But Mastafa has to learn how to count to 6 again ;)
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and goes on a plane
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The nimbers go on a plane which VS spells :P
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The nimbers go on a plane which VS spells :P
And Mastafa proves my previous point, and spells wrong yet again. So i start an Avaaz petition for the government in Mastafa's country to repay him his scholarship fees.
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Which the government spends 325452453423957439279563459 trillion dollars for...
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Which the government spends 325.452453423957439279563459 dollars for...
...repaying Mastafas parents. That is, afterall, all he is worth :lol:
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and they sell him
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...for €2.2 mio. to Airbus Tianjin. The parents then sell their story to Der Spiegel for €50.000 and an Audi A4. So while Mastafa runs around in Tianjin...
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he gets revenge by...
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buying an Audi R8 :P
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The Boeing signatures plane: Airline Mogul Airways
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Maybe you should go back to school, Mas. An Airline does not equal a signature plane ;)
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Who is already in school
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Who is already in school
Good, good! My Apprentice is learning. Meanwhile in Canada, Boeing has snug up across the border...
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so his company is... BOOOM!
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and a 747 crashes into them
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A BOEING 747
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I say, planes crash quite often in this story. I wouldn't like to flying when you guys are around. Jolly good then!
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Bye then!
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see ya
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And they all lived happily ever after!
Lets start a new continued story game.
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in which VS spelled game wrong :P