The riddle thread - post your riddles here!

[herrgoda]

I heard that one, its the sun! It makes polar bears white, polar bears have semi-transparent fur.

Yeah, and if you squeeze the sun, it will pop... Damn right

[Vamerica]

Braking News~

Today NASA sends a little boy with a dream to space. This boy is on a mission to POP the sun. Scientist have bought over this from caveman time to now. Last time this was tried NASA sent a monkey with  a cool hat. Do i need to say what happen.

In other news the Pacific ocean has dried up.

 That's Your National News, From All Of Us From "The News", Bye Bye....

and cut, nice news cast people, now get your cash and go.

[killian320]

I will...

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?


97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out, but 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out in 6 minutes or less.

No.

(if this is wrong, damn! if this is right, hehehe had to ruin it for you LOL)

edit: answer might also be pressure, but I doubt kindergarten students came up with that
edit again: might also be time

Correct!

[herrgoda]

I'll try to challenge you with another one...

In a dark tunnel lives a beast of steel.
It can only attack when pulled back.

[Bobandirus]

Gun, or bullet, or something like that

[herrgoda]

Right, a bullet. I see, these are way to easy for your bright minds
Maybe this one's a tad harder:

Walk on the living, they don't even mumble.
Walk on the dead, they mutter and grumble.

[Bobandirus]

im thinking ghosts?

[herrgoda]

im thinking ghosts?

Walking on ghosts? Ummmmmm - no

[nwadeltaboy]

I will...

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?


97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out, but 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out in 6 minutes or less.

No.

(if this is wrong, damn! if this is right, hehehe had to ruin it for you LOL)

edit: answer might also be pressure, but I doubt kindergarten students came up with that
edit again: might also be time

your first answer was right

[nwadeltaboy]

Right, a bullet. I see, these are way to easy for your bright minds
Maybe this one's a tad harder:

Walk on the living, they don't even mumble.
Walk on the dead, they mutter and grumble.

a vulture?
soldiers?

[herrgoda]

a vulture?
soldiers?

Neither

[nwadeltaboy]

I broke down and Googled it, so I feel it is not my place to answer it :oops:

[Seattle]

Right, a bullet. I see, these are way to easy for your bright minds
Maybe this one's a tad harder:

Walk on the living, they don't even mumble.
Walk on the dead, they mutter and grumble.

a vulture?
soldiers?

a human....? they walk on people, but they dont grumble and when people walk on the dead they scream.

[herrgoda]

Ehm, no

[Pavel]

Just give us the answer, Einstein!