Breaking news! Ekstra Bladet can today reveal the truth behind the supposed defeat of Blackwater International in South Sudan. The operation turned out to be a massive failure, with 2000 hostages being killed when a small thermonuclear weapon was detonated at the hostage site, wiping out the Danish relief force in the process. The discrete BI force had retreated before the attack, taking with them 1000 hostages. Exactly how BI knew of this attack is unknown, but it is believed that disillusioned elements within the military leaked the information. The information was covered up by the prime ministers office in an attempt to disprove the rising dissatisfaction within Denmark towards the involvement in South Sudan.
On a second note, a Blackwater International operated submarine recently sank 5 danish frigates and assault ships in danish waters, before the submarine was scuttled by its crew in skaggerak. The crew was picked up by a US destroyer, and whisked away to safety.
