My god, how many analogies can you think of in one day 
Oh, I had a few more in
store 
:
1) I would pester a broker for an elephant at half price and then, not getting an immediate answer, I would start badmouthing brokers and spamming the forum with a new complaint every 5 seconds;
2) I would post a totally impractical suggestion and then, not seeing it immediately implemented, I would follow up with something accusing developpers of not paying attention to my suggestions and, generally, badmouthing PSM staff (do you see a pattern here?);
3) I would pose as a clueless PSM player and demand that everyone guide me through the most basic of steps (where to set up shop? What pets to sell? What price to sell them?);
4) I would suggest that there should a way to keep adding new floors to shopping centres that were already more than full;
5) I would complain that I had ordered a bunch of all male rabbits and now they are not reproducing (except for that odd couple with the pink ribbons, in the corner, that seem to be trying nevertheless);
6) I would accuse some other player of cheating because his guinea pigs are reproducing much faster than my single-genre rabbit bunch;
7) I would ask for ways to make more money, faster (selling waste as fertilizer, promotion agreements with pet food brands, grooming customers' pets, ...);
8
) I would complain that gestation period is too long and that a new litter should take only 5 minutes from "nice to meet you" to "it's your turn, dear, one of the kittens is crying."
Anyway... I figured I had spammed enough for one day, so I'm keeping these in reserve for another opportunity.
