On my way home form work I got a call from a friend, a supposed "Computer Expert" :
Him - Dave, I was just cleaning up my pc and found a thing called Darik something or other which cleans your disks
Me - yeeeesss....
Him - so I ran it and asked it to clean or something my disk and now my PC wont start up.....
Me - you didnt what now?
Him - I ran it and now computer doesnt work!
Me - (holding back the laughter) right what we are going to need to do is for me to dial into your machine, I need you to put your land line phone next to your computer can you do that for me?
Him - Yeah sure gimme 30 mins
============30 mins later another call==================
him - done that, had to drill a hole in the wall but I got it there
Me - ok pick up the reciever and put it next to your tower unit, I will call you when Im done
Him - Ok thanks mate
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That was three hours ago...... I still cant call him...........
