Chamonix Delicieux, Director of Alliance Operations for PanGalactic Universal, today announced the formation of the Cosmic Amalgamated Alliance. Ms. Chamonix stated that "The goal of the alliance is simple: we want to take over the galaxy. With a small, select group of alliance partners, we cannot and will not be stopped. PGU will be looking to forge a working relationship with a very limited number of airlines in key markets. As its contribution, PGU will provide strategic expertise** and heavy discounts on aircraft to selected partners. Lunch will now be served in our fabulously luxurious executive retreat".
** We'll tell ya what you're doing wrong.
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PGU is looking for alliance partners in any and all areas of the Middle East in PW 2208. Please send a message to CEO For Life AytchMan von Feelgood. If you're airline is struggling, well, Dr. Feelgood can fix what ails you. If you want to move up in the standings, get moving on this, 'cause we ain't taking many.
