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General Chat / Re: Count to 10,000

« on: March 24, 2015, 11:42:57 am »

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We must strive to set up OPIG, Organisation of Pig Importing Groups, in order to create an efficient competitor to OPEC.

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General Chat / Re: Count to 10,000

« on: March 21, 2015, 08:56:13 pm »

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No we can't. I'm pretty sure about that. Besides, they taste better as bacon. Trust me, I'm a pilot

On the plus side, muslim terrorists won't get anywhere near airplanes anymore.

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General Chat / Re: The corrupted wish game.

« on: March 20, 2015, 10:06:38 pm »

Wish granted, the FSM returns. Spaghetti, stripper factories and beer volcanoes for all!

I wish for the demise of the vatican state.

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General Chat / Re: Count to 10,000

« on: March 20, 2015, 10:05:09 pm »

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I just can't wait to experience my first pig strike. It's always a pain in the *** when I need to go tell the chief pilot that I just wrecked an engine following a hit with one of those buggers. Anyway, pop the pirelli's, I'm off to bed.

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General Chat / Re: The corrupted wish game.

« on: February 26, 2015, 11:06:23 pm »

Lol, it won't. I will still live on as a legacy on the internet!

I now wish for the cat photos to go away.

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General Chat / Re: Count to 10,000

« on: February 26, 2015, 11:05:20 pm »

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Nope. But the wings are rectangular.

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General Chat / Re: The corrupted wish game.

« on: February 26, 2015, 06:37:26 pm »

Wish granted. But it's a one-way process, and you have already been turned into a cat.

I wish for cats to go extinct.

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General Chat / Re: Count to 10,000

« on: February 26, 2015, 06:36:31 pm »

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I will start flying the Piper Seneca in 1-2 weeks time.

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General Chat / Re: The corrupted wish game.

« on: February 26, 2015, 10:56:48 am »

Wish granted. Buy a motorbike.

I wish to fly early in the morning, but wake up late.

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General Chat / Re: Count to 10,000

« on: February 26, 2015, 10:55:41 am »

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I am done with single engined planes. Now I have just 11 flights left on the twin

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General Chat / Re: Count to 10,000

« on: February 25, 2015, 07:29:03 pm »

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General Chat / Re: Count to 10,000

« on: February 24, 2015, 08:51:38 am »

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General Chat / Re: The corrupted wish game.

« on: February 24, 2015, 08:50:22 am »

Wish granted! But as a stuntman who plays double for the actor that gets credited for the feat. Nobody knows you were involved at all!

I wish for a bottle of soda and a mars bar.

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General Chat / Re: Count to 10,000

« on: February 23, 2015, 03:12:52 pm »

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General Chat / Re: Count to 10,000

« on: February 20, 2015, 10:12:45 am »

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