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Non-Airline Mogul => General Chat => Topic started by: Pavel on June 13, 2008, 05:03:08 pm

Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Pavel on June 13, 2008, 05:03:08 pm
Ok, here's how it works. One person puts something in the machine and the next one says what comes out, then puts something else in.



Example:

Person 1: I put in the whole internet


Person 2: The biggest book of trivia ever created comes out.

I put in $2million cheque in.


Person 3: And 2 cents come out

I put in a computer.




And the game goes on...

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Ok I start.

I throw in a couch.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: nwadeltaboy on June 13, 2008, 05:20:45 pm
A blanket comes out.

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I throw my lunch in.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Pavel on June 13, 2008, 05:45:50 pm
A burger the size of a washing machine comes out.

I put in a nickle.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: blue25 on June 13, 2008, 05:55:53 pm
A $100 Dollar bill comes out

I throw in an iPod.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: nwadeltaboy on June 13, 2008, 06:34:00 pm
An earphone comes out

I throw in a tree
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: blue25 on June 13, 2008, 06:37:53 pm
You get out a maple leaf.

I throw in an A380.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: yourefired on June 13, 2008, 06:40:22 pm
The machine spits out a spectacular explosion due to the enormous size of the A380.

I throw in a VW beetle.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Pavel on June 13, 2008, 06:55:40 pm
A beetle comes out.

I throw in an ice-cream.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: ApolloA1N on June 13, 2008, 07:26:33 pm
An ice cube comes out.
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I throw in Bill Gates.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Vamerica on June 13, 2008, 07:26:59 pm
The now liquid of the ice cream comes out

 i put in 2 bunny's  :twisted:
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: blue25 on June 13, 2008, 07:48:56 pm
More rabbits come out.

I throw Will [AEB] in.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: nwadeltaboy on June 13, 2008, 07:55:04 pm
A useless string of coding comes out.

I throw the coding back in.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: blue25 on June 13, 2008, 07:57:42 pm
Stephen comes out. :lol:

He goes back in. :lol:
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: EXTspotter on June 13, 2008, 08:04:00 pm
Stephen and Daniel Doorkagant's Lovechild comes out

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Clearasil goes in
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: blue25 on June 13, 2008, 08:19:11 pm
A dermatologist comes out.

Seattle goes in. :lol:
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Vamerica on June 13, 2008, 08:21:13 pm
ton's of bunny's come out


i out in 2 more bunny's
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Pavel on June 13, 2008, 08:28:10 pm
2 carrots come out.

I put in a cell phone.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: blue25 on June 13, 2008, 08:37:50 pm
A business person comes out.

John Denver goes in. :wink:
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Seattle on June 14, 2008, 12:21:50 am
bad songs come out

I put in Doug and Nate  :twisted:
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: blue25 on June 14, 2008, 02:56:36 am
Quote from: "Seattle"
bad songs come out

I put in Doug and Nate  :twisted:


2 girls come out. :lol:

Airline Mogul goes in. :wink:
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Seattle on June 14, 2008, 03:22:00 am
Quote from: "blue25"
Quote from: "Seattle"
bad songs come out

I put in Doug and Nate  :twisted:


2 girls come out. :lol:

Airline Mogul goes in. :wink:
:lol:

crazy, extremely addicted computer/aviation nerds come out, arguing over who has the highest DOP!  :D

George W. Bush goes in :)
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: blue25 on June 14, 2008, 03:26:16 am
Hilary Clinton comes out.

Barrack Obama goes in.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Seattle on June 14, 2008, 03:29:21 am
John McCain comes out :P

Cow Turds go in (couldnt think of anything else)
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: blue25 on June 14, 2008, 03:31:35 am
Quote from: "Seattle"
John McCain comes out :P

Cow Turds go in (couldnt think of anything else)


Seattle goes out.

Sami goes in. :wink:
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Seattle on June 14, 2008, 03:35:12 am
Quote from: "blue25"
Quote from: "Seattle"
John McCain comes out :P

Cow Turds go in (couldnt think of anything else)


Seattle goes out.

Sami goes in. :wink:
Hey dont be a !!!!!!!

A very good airline sim comes out..... rather late :D

Blue25 goes in :P
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: blue25 on June 14, 2008, 03:36:23 am
A smart person goes out.

$200 goes in. :wink:
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Seattle on June 14, 2008, 03:40:17 am
Quote from: "blue25"
A smart person goes out.

$200 goes in. :wink:


Cheap dentures come out
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: zkvac on June 14, 2008, 04:32:51 am
Quote from: "Seattle"
Quote from: "blue25"
A smart person goes out.

$200 goes in. :wink:


Cheap dentures come out


You forgot to say what comes out!
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Vamerica on June 14, 2008, 04:47:08 am
10 hot models come out in bikinis

a lollipop goes in


be back later, going to the pool with my new friends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Pavel on June 14, 2008, 01:25:43 pm
A bus drives out.
A train goes in.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Cheung Airlines on June 14, 2008, 01:32:43 pm
Iarnród Éireann comes out
and I put tons of rubbish into the machine :lol:
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: blue25 on June 14, 2008, 01:41:58 pm
The machine explodes.

I put a new vending machine in it's place.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Pavel on June 14, 2008, 01:46:51 pm
The machine falls down on Earth and spits out 1000 meteors.

I put in a time-machine.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: blue25 on June 14, 2008, 03:27:45 pm
We go back to the 1970's.

I put in a Carpenters (band) Album.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Seattle on June 14, 2008, 04:24:46 pm
Dougs "new" friends come out

I put a slightly moldy piece of cheese in
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Pavel on June 14, 2008, 04:54:39 pm
Maggots come out.

i put in a pen.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: blue25 on June 14, 2008, 05:08:57 pm
Seattle comes out.

I put a game manual in.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Pavel on June 14, 2008, 05:39:46 pm
A line of code from that game comes out.

I put a ping-pong table.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: myavia on June 14, 2008, 08:38:26 pm
a tennis court comes out

I put in a note: "when is this game ending?"
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: killian320 on June 14, 2008, 08:42:13 pm
Quote from: "myavia"
a tennis court comes out

I put in a note: "when is this game ending?"


a billboard comes out saying "never"

I put in a Chinese Dragon (for obvious reasons)
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: blue25 on June 14, 2008, 09:14:18 pm
You get out dktc.

I put in a note saying "what's the process with private worlds?"
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Seattle on June 14, 2008, 10:29:00 pm
Quote from: "blue25"
You get out dktc.

I put in a note saying "what's the process with private worlds?"


nothing comes out.

I put gummy bears in
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: blue25 on June 14, 2008, 10:35:59 pm
nothing comes out.

Your least favorite teacher goes in. :lol:
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Seattle on June 14, 2008, 11:11:56 pm
Quote from: "blue25"
nothing comes out.

Your least favorite teacher goes in. :lol:


a variety of dead animals comes out, including, chickens, pigs, cats, and kualas :P

A Greece 2010 FIFA World Cup Victory goes in :P
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: blue25 on June 14, 2008, 11:18:06 pm
Quote from: "Seattle"
Quote from: "blue25"
nothing comes out.

Your least favorite teacher goes in. :lol:


a variety of dead animals comes out, including, chickens, pigs, cats, and kualas :P

A Greece 2010 FIFA World Cup Victory goes in :P


Emril LaGasse comes out saying "Bam!"

The girl Seattle has a crush on goes in. :wink:
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Pavel on June 14, 2008, 11:38:45 pm
Seatle comes out speechless.

I jump in.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: blue25 on June 14, 2008, 11:41:57 pm
You jump out.

Stephen jumps in with a note saying "this topic is locked"
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Pavel on June 15, 2008, 12:11:22 am
Stephen jumps out with a sad face because the machine said "Error".

Blue25 turns blue and jumps in.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: blue25 on June 15, 2008, 12:15:48 am
Quote from: "new-at-flying"
Stephen jumps out with a sad face because the machine said "Error".

Blue25 turns blue and jumps in.


A banana pops out.

Your favorite game goes in. :wink:
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Pavel on June 15, 2008, 11:50:45 am
An A380 flies out.

An F-16 flies in.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Cheung Airlines on June 16, 2008, 03:24:46 am
A loud bang and a cloud of smoke comes out   :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

I put a fire extinguisher in  :twisted:
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: blue25 on June 16, 2008, 03:27:14 am
Quote from: "Cheung Airlines"
A loud bang and a cloud of smoke comes out   :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

I put a fire extinguisher in  :twisted:


A fireman comes out.

The crazy six flags guy goes in. :wink:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU2yt6wOoK0
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Cheung Airlines on June 16, 2008, 03:38:12 am
A mental hospital with that guy locked inside pops out.

I'll put one of my father's flat in. :D
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: blue25 on June 16, 2008, 03:42:02 am
The Vengaboys come out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUUGblNjK20&feature=related

€32mil goes in :wink:
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Bobandirus on June 16, 2008, 07:27:23 am
The Number 32 comes out!


In goes my book collection :P
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Jacko-Smitha on June 16, 2008, 10:06:28 am
Shredded Books come out


Kevin Rudd goes in
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: zkvac on June 16, 2008, 10:54:32 am
A drag Queen comes out.

Thirteen Miniature Poodles go In..
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Bobandirus on June 16, 2008, 11:38:47 am
A toy coat comes out!

I chuck in a parallel world
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Cheung Airlines on June 16, 2008, 11:53:08 am
A pile of single-line paper comes out.
I'll put my Windows NT1.0 inside.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Jacko-Smitha on June 16, 2008, 12:51:10 pm
A hopeless piece of software comes out (wait a minute it's the same thing that came in!?)

I throw in slab of a VB (Beer)
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Pavel on June 16, 2008, 02:05:48 pm
An empty can comes out.

I throw in a 1 Yotta-byte hard drive.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: blue25 on June 16, 2008, 02:13:11 pm
I pull out a computer.

I throw in a Dimension E510 computer.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Pavel on June 16, 2008, 02:17:06 pm
Ms-Dos 1 comes out.  :lol:

I put in all stores of wall-mart
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: StephenM on June 16, 2008, 02:28:48 pm
Tesco comes out

I put in a head of Cabbage
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: blue25 on June 16, 2008, 02:36:06 pm
Quote from: "StephenM"
Tesco comes out

I put in a head of Cabbage


Corned beef comes out :wink:

Carrots go in.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Pavel on June 16, 2008, 02:45:23 pm
Rabbits come out.

Mt. Everest goes in. (don't ask me how)
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: blue25 on June 16, 2008, 02:49:15 pm
Quote from: "new-at-flying"
Rabbits come out.

Mt. Everest goes in. (don't ask me how)


A Beech 1900D comes out.

An experienced pilot goes in.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Pavel on June 16, 2008, 06:35:18 pm
A plane with all instruments failure fles out.

I restaurant menu goes in.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: blue25 on June 16, 2008, 07:07:20 pm
An Irish pub pops out.

A Mexican restaurant goes in.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: yourefired on June 16, 2008, 08:42:53 pm
Out comes a flock of drunken college students stuffed full of burritos.

I put in a box full of pennies.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: blue25 on June 16, 2008, 08:45:39 pm
I pull out a dollar.

I put in a 2 dollar bill.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c5/US_$2_obverse.jpg
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Dominator on June 17, 2008, 05:03:52 am
Quote from: "blue25"
I pull out a dollar.

I put in a 2 dollar bill.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c5/US_$2_obverse.jpg


Out comes 2 1 dollar bills.

I put in nothing
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: ApolloA1N on June 17, 2008, 05:37:24 am
Quote from: "Dominator5631"
Quote from: "blue25"
I pull out a dollar.

I put in a 2 dollar bill.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c5/US_$2_obverse.jpg


Out comes 2 1 dollar bills.

I put in nothing


everything comes out

I put in everything BUT the kitchen sink
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Dominator on June 17, 2008, 05:48:23 am
The kitchen sink comes out.

I put in a 747.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Seattle on June 17, 2008, 06:03:43 am
Quote from: "Dominator5631"
The kitchen sink comes out.

I put in a 747.


a flea comes out

I put in John McCain's mother :)
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: ApolloA1N on June 17, 2008, 06:11:02 am
Quote from: "Seattle"


a flea comes out

I put in John McCain's mother :)


John McCain comes out

I put an Xbox360 in
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Pavel on June 17, 2008, 08:55:24 am
A PS3 come out.

I put in my pc.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Cheung Airlines on June 17, 2008, 10:37:54 am
A scrapped PC with parts flinging around comes out

I'll put the Iarnród Mogul Premium Feature list inside (Which is not going to happen within the next decade) :lol:
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Pavel on June 17, 2008, 11:51:30 am
The machine spits out a time machine and brings us 10 years to the future.

Steve Jobs jumps in.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Cheung Airlines on June 17, 2008, 11:55:42 am
A 999GB i-phone pops up.

I'll put my AOE (I) CD inside
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Ceylon on June 17, 2008, 12:40:36 pm
Sadam Hussein comes out

a spider with one leg goes in!
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Pavel on June 17, 2008, 02:01:38 pm
A spider with no legs comes out.

A fly flies in.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: blue25 on June 17, 2008, 03:49:39 pm
My sister goes in.

A cell phone goes out. :wink:
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Seattle on June 17, 2008, 05:07:57 pm
Quote from: "new-at-flying"
A spider with no legs comes out.

A fly flies in.


an elephant drops out

2 fat old geezers go in
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: blue25 on June 17, 2008, 05:42:29 pm
Seattle comes out.

A swimming pool full of iPods comes in.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Seattle on June 17, 2008, 06:09:34 pm
Quote from: "blue25"
Seattle comes out.

A swimming pool full of iPods comes in.
:roll:
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: blue25 on June 17, 2008, 06:11:37 pm
Quote from: "Seattle"
Quote from: "blue25"
Seattle comes out.

A swimming pool full of iPods comes in.
:roll:

I know it's a little weird, but that's what this topic has turned into. :wink:
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Pavel on June 17, 2008, 06:11:53 pm
Quote from: "blue25"
Seattle comes out.

A swimming pool full of iPods comes in.


20,000 Steve Jobs clones come out.

20,000 Bill Gates clones goes in.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: blue25 on June 17, 2008, 06:21:48 pm
Bill Gates money comes out.

A note saying "Take whatever you want" goes in.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Seattle on June 17, 2008, 06:21:57 pm
Quote from: "new-at-flying"
Quote from: "blue25"
Seattle comes out.

A swimming pool full of iPods comes in.


20,000 Steve Jobs clones come out.

20,000 Bill Gates clones goes in.


The best software system in the world comes out

A pile of blueberries goes in.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Pavel on June 17, 2008, 06:25:37 pm
A pile of grapes come out.

A bag of potatoes goes in.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Seattle on June 17, 2008, 06:44:48 pm
Irish people come out :P

vodka goes in
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Pavel on June 17, 2008, 07:17:09 pm
All the Russians come out.

MacDonalds and all fast food restaurants go on. (go on, you know who's next)
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Jacko-Smitha on June 19, 2008, 10:45:27 am
fat little kids waddle out with bags of garbage



global warming goes in
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Ceylon on June 19, 2008, 11:14:18 am
The dinosaurs comes back

Brad Pitt jumps in
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: zkvac on June 19, 2008, 11:26:48 am
Brad Pitt gets spat back out, covered in some kind of weird yellow goo.

A blank CD goes in.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Pavel on June 19, 2008, 12:04:55 pm
A blank Blu-ray disk comes out.

A USB flash drive goes in.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Cheung Airlines on June 19, 2008, 12:36:35 pm
A damaged USB flash drive jumps out.

I'll put a 40-year-old NW airlines' DC-9-30
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Pavel on June 19, 2008, 12:38:12 pm
Out comes a brand new C172.

I put in 20 euro.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Cheung Airlines on June 19, 2008, 12:46:27 pm
A drop of petrol dripps out of the pipe.

I'll pour in Dubai's Petrol, which is only $1.6/gallon (according to Ceylon)
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Pavel on June 19, 2008, 01:01:04 pm
20,000 trucks come out.

I drive in 20,000 buses.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Cheung Airlines on June 19, 2008, 02:16:05 pm
Buses become A-350 and they landed in front of me (Don't ask me how)

I'll put my Aging An-2P along with a 4-year-old Hurel Dubois HD321 inside
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Seattle on June 19, 2008, 06:01:04 pm
Quote from: "Cheung Airlines"
Buses become A-350 and they landed in front of me (Don't ask me how)

I'll put my Aging An-2P along with a 4-year-old Hurel Dubois HD321 inside


A managled piece of metal comes out

I put in my trip to Montana
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: blue25 on June 19, 2008, 06:28:21 pm
You get out a farm.

I put in my trip to Washington DC.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Pavel on June 19, 2008, 06:31:17 pm
You wake up in the drains.

I put in 500 sheets of A4 paper.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Cheung Airlines on June 20, 2008, 05:59:38 am
A $1.5USD coins pops out.
I'll put a CX A330-300 inside
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: yourefired on June 20, 2008, 06:16:48 am
Out comes a CX A350-900 and a bill from Airbus Industrie for about $100 million.

I put in George Bush (the son, not the father).
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: zkvac on June 20, 2008, 07:01:33 am
A retarded monkey comes out.

In goes an old brick cellphone
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Vamerica on June 20, 2008, 08:11:19 am
a pickle come out

i put in a puma cat
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: AustraliaConnect on June 20, 2008, 08:15:11 am
Out comes a Kitty :P  
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I put in a nerd
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: zkvac on June 20, 2008, 09:36:26 am
Out comes Stephen :P

I put in 17 Nigerian dollars
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Pavel on June 20, 2008, 10:25:44 am
34 Nigerians come out.

I put in a car engine.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: blue25 on June 20, 2008, 02:28:05 pm
You get out a car.

I put in a Ryanair route map.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Virgin Serbia on June 20, 2008, 05:07:23 pm
You end up somewhere 100 km from vienna.

I put in a Lada...
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: pck on June 21, 2008, 06:03:37 am
out comes a scrapped bike
____________________________

I put in pizza
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: blue25 on June 21, 2008, 06:06:38 am
You get an wedge of cheese.

I put in 2 nerds. :wink:
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: pck on June 21, 2008, 06:25:56 am
out comes 2 pair of glasses
________________________________
i put in my test papers
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Obmit on June 21, 2008, 07:27:55 am
out come two Fails

I put in a golf ball
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: nwadeltaboy on June 21, 2008, 07:45:49 am
The Caddyshack gopher comes out and pulls it in, never to be seen again.

I throw NickD in
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: blue25 on June 21, 2008, 03:31:44 pm
I pull out a book.

I throw in my computer.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Pavel on June 21, 2008, 06:02:13 pm
Vista and Ubuntu fuses because you had them dual-booted and turns into Visbuntu.

I but os x 10.5 in.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: nwadeltaboy on June 21, 2008, 09:10:54 pm
OS Y comes out.

I put a tram in.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Pavel on June 21, 2008, 10:39:08 pm
A monorail comes out.

I put in Microsoft.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: AustraliaConnect on June 22, 2008, 01:28:48 am
You get Windows Vista Crashing.

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I put in Music.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Jacko-Smitha on June 22, 2008, 01:37:31 am
Noise pollution comes out


The queen goes in
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: AustraliaConnect on June 22, 2008, 02:42:52 am
A transvestite comes out
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I put in Kevin Rudd
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: MaitlandAir on June 22, 2008, 03:04:13 am
A recession comes out.

I put in "Airline Mogul".
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: blue25 on June 22, 2008, 03:12:20 am
You get out a work of art.

I put in a book nerd. :wink:
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: nwadeltaboy on June 22, 2008, 04:17:29 am
Stephen comes out :P

I put Stephen back in.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: pck on June 22, 2008, 05:03:56 am
A nerd comes out

I put Nate in
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: MaitlandAir on June 22, 2008, 05:12:42 am
A redhead comes out :P

I put a rubbish bin in
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Wizzie on June 22, 2008, 05:35:35 am
A rubbish collector comes out.

I put a Boeing 787 in
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Vamerica on June 22, 2008, 06:58:39 am
Nothing comes out....

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An "Out of Order" sigh is put on.

(http://www.library.drexel.edu/blogs/thesuggestionbox/Out%20of%20Order.jpg)
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Wizzie on June 22, 2008, 07:36:57 am
I rip the sign off.

I put Vamerica in :lol:
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: MaitlandAir on June 22, 2008, 08:21:08 am
A smurf comes out.

I put in a mousepad.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Wizzie on June 22, 2008, 08:34:50 am
3 blind mice come out

The devil goes in
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: pck on June 22, 2008, 08:38:17 am
the angel come out

I put the whole AM community in
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Wizzie on June 22, 2008, 09:19:38 am
Airline Mogul comes out

Lewis Hamilton goes in
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Jacko-Smitha on June 22, 2008, 09:43:24 am
A F1 comes out

A hobbit goes in
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Wizzie on June 22, 2008, 09:46:46 am
Vamerica comes out  :lol:

KLM goes in
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Vamerica on June 22, 2008, 10:19:11 am
dang, I wanted to stay in. There are some hot chicks in there, and nerds serving us drinks.

um, a duck comes out

i put in a ticket for a free donkey/mull ride
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Wizzie on June 22, 2008, 10:28:11 am
A Jacka** exits (sory for the off language)

An Esky goes in
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Jacko-Smitha on June 22, 2008, 11:16:06 am
A "moe" comes out

A lawn mower goes in
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Wizzie on June 22, 2008, 11:17:35 am
A guy called Victor comes out

MelAir Flight 001 from Tokyo Haneda-Tokyo Narita goes in
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Pavel on June 22, 2008, 11:17:57 am
A football field comes out.

A GPS oes in.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Wizzie on June 22, 2008, 11:25:41 am
A lost group of tourists come out

A bank vault goes in
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: MaitlandAir on June 22, 2008, 11:26:22 am
A sardine can comes out.

A tissue box goes in.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Wizzie on June 22, 2008, 11:35:33 am
A B747-400 comes out

A Mac goes in
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: MaitlandAir on June 22, 2008, 11:41:57 am
Windows 95 comes out.

A dyslexic frog goes in.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Wizzie on June 22, 2008, 11:43:25 am
A scribe comes out

The Romanian Football team goes in
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Dan380 on June 22, 2008, 11:47:44 am
France goes out.

I put my lunch in...
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Pavel on June 22, 2008, 11:57:16 am
Out comes sign says "Out of date".

I put my phone in.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Wizzie on June 22, 2008, 12:02:23 pm
An Ipod comes out which I take

A leather jacket goes in
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: MaitlandAir on June 22, 2008, 12:03:13 pm
Stephen dressed as a bikie comes out.

The motorbike goes in.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: pck on June 22, 2008, 12:51:38 pm
an airbus a380 comes out

i put dktc in (no offence)
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Jtimes on June 22, 2008, 01:16:28 pm
out comes an anrgy mob

I put in a 787 wheel
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Pavel on June 22, 2008, 01:42:32 pm
out comes a monster truck.

The monster truck drives back in.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Dan380 on June 22, 2008, 07:24:25 pm
The 787 wheel comes back out.


I put Robert Mugabe in...
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: blue25 on June 22, 2008, 07:31:15 pm
Some guy comes out.

W9 goes in.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Wizzie on June 22, 2008, 11:08:32 pm
A Lockheed L1011 comes out

I put A criminal in
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: blue25 on June 22, 2008, 11:50:48 pm
Quote from: "Wizzie"
A Lockheed L1011 comes out

I put A criminal in


I take out Al Capone

I put in a flight manual.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Zero-G on June 23, 2008, 12:21:38 am
An underpaid First Officer comes out!

I put in a Barrel of OIL
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: blue25 on June 23, 2008, 12:23:29 am
Quote from: "Zero-G"
An underpaid First Officer comes out!

I put in a Barrel of OIL


I pull out barrels of money.

I put in a NWA Boeing 727.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: zenmen5 on June 23, 2008, 02:39:52 am
i pull out a letter of thanks of short flight

i put in a dead Bill Gates
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: blue25 on June 23, 2008, 02:41:47 am
Quote from: "zenmen5"
i pull out a letter of thanks of short flight

i put in a dead Bill Gates


I pull out a large sum of cash.

I put in €8.5mil
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Seattle on June 23, 2008, 04:25:57 am
Quote from: "blue25"
Quote from: "zenmen5"
i pull out a letter of thanks of short flight

i put in a dead Bill Gates


I pull out a large sum of cash.

I put in €8.5mil


3 teaspoons of oil come out, or what 8.5 million pounds is worth in 2010 :P

a pine apple goes in
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: nwadeltaboy on June 23, 2008, 06:43:37 am
Seattle comes out.

Mike & Ikes go in.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Wizzie on June 23, 2008, 07:25:06 am
The Jamacian Bobsleigh team come out

A document of my thoughts goes in
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: MaitlandAir on June 23, 2008, 07:51:06 am
I pull out a childrens book. :P

I put in a librarian.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: nwadeltaboy on June 23, 2008, 07:52:11 am
NickD pops out

I throw a hobo in
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: MaitlandAir on June 23, 2008, 07:53:22 am
Nate comes out.

I put in a "Danger.... Hobo sign"
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: nwadeltaboy on June 23, 2008, 07:56:17 am
NickD pops out from behind it

I break NickD's neck and throw him back in :twisted:
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: MaitlandAir on June 23, 2008, 07:57:36 am
NickD as the rebuilt 6 million dollar man comes out.

I put in Doug and Nate at the same time. :twisted:
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: nwadeltaboy on June 23, 2008, 08:01:23 am
Doug is too fat to fit into the machine.

I put Doug's pimp hat in the machine.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: MaitlandAir on June 23, 2008, 08:02:46 am
The machine burns the pimp hat and nothing comes out.

I put in Nate's red curly hair.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: nwadeltaboy on June 23, 2008, 08:03:49 am
Nate has no red hair.

I put Pete in.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: MaitlandAir on June 23, 2008, 08:05:00 am
I pull out an arrogant lying self-hearted wombat.

I put it back in.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: nwadeltaboy on June 23, 2008, 08:07:38 am
NickD comes out ;)

I put air in
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: MaitlandAir on June 23, 2008, 08:08:28 am
Doug's fart comes out.

I put ABBA in.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: nwadeltaboy on June 23, 2008, 08:12:39 am
A queen that dances comes out.

I put U2 in.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: MaitlandAir on June 23, 2008, 08:14:41 am
I pull out a return to sender letter.

I put in Minneapolis.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: zkvac on June 23, 2008, 08:18:15 am
A couple of million fatties come out.

I put a household light bulb in
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: MaitlandAir on June 23, 2008, 08:20:57 am
A candle comes out.

I put in New Zealand.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: nwadeltaboy on June 23, 2008, 08:21:17 am
A burnt-out light bulb comes out.

I put St. Paul in
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Vamerica on June 23, 2008, 08:29:25 am
New Zealand comes out(  :D  :D  :D  )


I put in Pete
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: MaitlandAir on June 23, 2008, 08:32:57 am
The devil comes out.

I put in Doug.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Wizzie on June 23, 2008, 08:35:57 am
A wannabe sheep comes out :P

A fake sheep (Maitland) goes in (Payback for the childrens book)
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: MaitlandAir on June 23, 2008, 08:36:39 am
A smart 6 million dollar man comes out.

A gunzel goes in. :P
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: nwadeltaboy on June 23, 2008, 08:39:05 am
NickD comes out.

I put a boat in.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Vamerica on June 23, 2008, 08:39:26 am
air kiwi comes out


Melbourne gets shoved in, including all its transportation
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: MaitlandAir on June 23, 2008, 08:40:27 am
A person the size of a boat comes out with the name Nate.

I put in weight loss pills.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Vamerica on June 23, 2008, 08:41:58 am
some crackers come out

i put in nothing
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: nwadeltaboy on June 23, 2008, 08:42:39 am
NickD steals them because he needs them.

I put Doyg in.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: MaitlandAir on June 23, 2008, 08:43:44 am
Doug comes out.

I put a metro system in.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Vamerica on June 23, 2008, 08:44:24 am
Stuck in the machine

can't do any thing
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Vamerica on June 23, 2008, 08:44:53 am
ow, wait im back out
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Wizzie on June 23, 2008, 08:44:54 am
A F100 comes out

I put Doug's brains in
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Vamerica on June 23, 2008, 08:45:26 am
dang, now my 4.00 brain is in the machine
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: MaitlandAir on June 23, 2008, 08:45:57 am
The machine spits out what it just got. Nothing.

I put in an Encyclopedia.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Vamerica on June 23, 2008, 08:46:42 am
someone get my brain, its in the machine
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Wizzie on June 23, 2008, 08:52:23 am
Doug's brains come out

My life goes in
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: nwadeltaboy on June 23, 2008, 08:54:12 am
Something worthless comes out :twisted:

Seattle goes in
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: MaitlandAir on June 23, 2008, 08:55:21 am
Dung comes out.

Nate goes in.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Wizzie on June 23, 2008, 08:56:12 am
A liquidator comes out

My homework goes in

*Random fact: My Birthday is this Thursday
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Vamerica on June 23, 2008, 08:57:48 am
yah, I can think now
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: MaitlandAir on June 23, 2008, 09:00:42 am
Quote from: "Wizzie"
My homework goes in


Prep work with a F mark comes out.

I throw dktc in.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Wizzie on June 23, 2008, 09:04:37 am
A cork comes out

My opinion goes in
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: MaitlandAir on June 23, 2008, 09:05:31 am
Something worthless comes out :twisted:

Stephens opinion goes in.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: nwadeltaboy on June 23, 2008, 09:06:00 am
Something worthless comes out...again.

Another worthless thing -- Nick D -- goes in.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Vamerica on June 23, 2008, 09:07:09 am
Watches theses people just keep coming back to the machine by the Security camera



goodness, they keep coming back and back
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: nwadeltaboy on June 23, 2008, 09:07:52 am
NickD comes out bruised and injured.

I throw the security camera in.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: MaitlandAir on June 23, 2008, 09:09:28 am
The security camera comes out with a recording of Nate wishing he was Pete.

I throw a security guard in.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Wizzie on June 23, 2008, 09:11:08 am
*Blows up the machine*

GAME OVER  :lol:
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: nwadeltaboy on June 23, 2008, 09:11:37 am
The security guard comes out beating NickD up

I throw all the mods in before they lock this topic.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Vamerica on June 23, 2008, 09:12:29 am
dang, im in the machine again. Goes to watch the tap(figures Nate has committed a crime by wishing to be Pete)

let me out to arrest him
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Vamerica on June 23, 2008, 09:13:46 am
ow, im out

runs after fat nate to arrest him


fat guy vanishes, finds him at the local buffet
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: nwadeltaboy on June 23, 2008, 09:25:17 am
Nate hits Doyg over the head with a club.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Pavel on June 23, 2008, 10:02:20 am
You forgot to say what to put in...
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I put in a random photo.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Seattle on June 23, 2008, 03:39:44 pm
Quote from: "new-at-flying"
You forgot to say what to put in...
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I put in a random photo.


A  photo of Dog ( :twisted: ) comes out.

I put Dog's sister in
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: waerth on June 23, 2008, 04:00:26 pm
a nice massage girl comes out that is massaging me right now ....

-------

I throw in the leftover massage oil
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: zenmen5 on June 23, 2008, 04:02:37 pm
i put in my 2 cents worth
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Jtimes on June 23, 2008, 04:07:24 pm
out comes someone being banned

I throw in a useless website
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Pavel on June 23, 2008, 05:07:53 pm
20 pages of spam comes out.

I put in my credit card!
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: blue25 on June 23, 2008, 05:49:05 pm
Quote from: "new-at-flying"
20 pages of spam comes out.

I put in my credit card!


I pull out an ATM.

I put in a Boeing 377.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: nwadeltaboy on June 23, 2008, 09:03:09 pm
An aircraft I have never heard of comes out :lol:

I put in a Boeing 737. :P
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: blue25 on June 23, 2008, 09:05:03 pm
Quite sad you don't know what the Boeing 377 is.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boeing_377
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Dan380 on June 23, 2008, 09:08:30 pm
The machine is insulted and spits it back out. Airbus Rules.  :P

I insert a can of awesomeness....

EDIT: Blue25, it looked like a typo to me too.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Vamerica on June 23, 2008, 10:56:22 pm
Quote from: "Seattle"
Quote from: "new-at-flying"
You forgot to say what to put in...
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I put in a random photo.


A  photo of Dog ( :twisted: ) comes out.

I put Dog's sister in


Who is Dog???
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Pavel on June 23, 2008, 11:53:09 pm
Quote from: "Dan380"
The machine is insulted and spits it back out. Airbus Rules.  :P

I insert a can of awesomeness....


The most awsome you think you ever saw comes out.

I put in a lit firework thats about to go off.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: blue25 on June 24, 2008, 12:19:19 am
Quote from: "new-at-flying"
Quote from: "Dan380"
The machine is insulted and spits it back out. Airbus Rules.  :P

I insert a can of awesomeness....


The most awsome you think you ever saw comes out.

I put in a lit firework thats about to go off.

The firework goes off somewhere in Eruope.

I put in a bunch of fireworks. :twisted:
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Vamerica on June 24, 2008, 12:40:34 am
A quarter comes out

I put in a lighter that just happens to be flaming  :twisted:
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: blue25 on June 24, 2008, 01:07:44 am
Quote from: "Vamerica"
A quarter comes out

I put in a lighter that just happens to be flaming  :twisted:

I put in barrel of oil and run like heck.

I can't pull out anything because I'm running. :shock:
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: zenmen5 on June 24, 2008, 03:22:50 am
i place a new machine in and then put in a picture of Blue25
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: nwadeltaboy on June 24, 2008, 03:35:23 am
blue25 himself comes out.

I chuck blue25 back in.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: blue25 on June 24, 2008, 04:20:40 am
Quote from: "nwadeltaboy"
blue25 himself comes out.

I chuck blue25 back in.

I hurl nwadeltaboy towards the machine and miss. [End up hitting the wal]

I put in some pudding.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Wizzie on June 24, 2008, 07:05:49 am
I thought me blowing up the machine was the end of it

A basket of eggs comes out

Puts Jet Fuel Vapour inside the tank with a match and runs like heck
*hears a very loud bang*
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Vamerica on June 24, 2008, 07:08:05 am
turns out that big bang was Nate eating
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Seattle on June 24, 2008, 07:12:34 pm
Quote from: "Vamerica"
Quote from: "Seattle"
Quote from: "new-at-flying"
You forgot to say what to put in...
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I put in a random photo.


A  photo of Dog ( :twisted: ) comes out.

I put Dog's sister in


Who is Dog???
Dog you know who Dog is. :wink:  (dont you remember how I always used to spell your name as Dog instead of Doug?????)
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: nwadeltaboy on June 25, 2008, 01:35:22 am
His name is not Dog, it is Doyg. :P


Nate, being falsely accused, looks at the bang Doyg made while eating.

Nate throws Doyg into the machine and Doyg blows up.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Seattle on June 25, 2008, 04:26:32 am
Quote from: "nwadeltaboy"
His name is not Dog, it is Doyg. :P


Nate, being falsely accused, looks at the bang Doyg made while eating.

Nate throws Doyg into the machine and Doyg blows up.


The remains of Doyg come out

I put in 1 flip flop
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Vamerica on June 25, 2008, 05:18:02 am
A video of Nate dressed in a Tellitubby costume comes out...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=tsWl0NlBJ7w

I put in Nate so he can't attack people with love ever again ( hopes he stays in there)
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: MaitlandAir on June 25, 2008, 06:48:32 am
A pile of dung comes out.

I put Doug's siggy in.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Wizzie on June 25, 2008, 07:03:26 am
Warning P***ed off mode has been activiated
"I though I killed the (Bleep) machine with the (Bleep) jet fuel vapour
You guys just don't (Bleep) get it"
(P***ed off mode deactivated)
A flippy floppy disc comes out

Puts an activated nueclear bomb in
That should do it
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: MaitlandAir on June 25, 2008, 07:06:10 am
Nothing comes out.

I put Wizzie in with the nuclear bomb and I run away.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Wizzie on June 25, 2008, 07:10:16 am
Thats not f...
*Bomb blows up*
*self lands in billions of dust particles*
I'll get you for that.
Puts Maitland with a nuclear sub
This means war
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: MaitlandAir on June 25, 2008, 07:11:32 am
*calls my fleet of Russian nuclear subs to Wizzie's back door*

"At the ready comrade!"
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Vamerica on June 25, 2008, 07:11:39 am
how is dust going to get nick in a sub? :lol:
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: MaitlandAir on June 25, 2008, 07:12:52 am
Quote from: "Vamerica"
how is dust going to get nick in a sub? :lol:


He has a point! What a smart cookie Doug is :P
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Wizzie on June 25, 2008, 07:18:53 am
*calls the US army to Nick's front door*
Way ahead of you :twisted:
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: MaitlandAir on June 25, 2008, 07:21:03 am
My Russian aircraft carriers are already waiting outside Sydney harbor. Korean midget subs under the harbor bridge. TU-142's en route to Sydney and my Chief General flying down on Emirates in First! :lol:  :lol:
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Vamerica on June 25, 2008, 07:22:20 am
As leader of the US Army, your call for us has been denied. Please try again later
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Wizzie on June 25, 2008, 07:23:00 am
Now now. This would actually be a fair fight if I knew where you lived
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: MaitlandAir on June 25, 2008, 07:24:11 am
Me? Ill give you a hint! Im in Australia. :lol:
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Wizzie on June 25, 2008, 07:24:57 am
And Doug: Your opinion is not needed. :lol:
Government is already sending troops to fend off the Russians, Aircraft carriers to take down the  142s and 5 F24s to take down the Emerites jet :twisted:
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Vamerica on June 25, 2008, 07:25:47 am
The  Love City is the second hint
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Wizzie on June 25, 2008, 07:26:05 am
Should we continue this via PM?
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: MaitlandAir on June 25, 2008, 07:26:41 am
But my nuclear submarines and midget subs haven't been noticed! *attack at will!!!!*
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: MaitlandAir on June 25, 2008, 07:27:27 am
Quote from: "Wizzie"
Should we continue this via PM?


But then Doug wont be able to stop the American Navy coming to battle my Russian sub's!
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Vamerica on June 25, 2008, 07:28:55 am
I found you Wizz...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tsWl0NlBJ7w
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: MaitlandAir on June 25, 2008, 07:29:57 am
Quote from: "Vamerica"
I found you Wizz...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tsWl0NlBJ7w


I thought Nate is the Tellitubby! :lol:

Or was it Peter? :twisted:
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Vamerica on June 25, 2008, 07:31:09 am
all 3 are in that costume
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Wizzie on June 25, 2008, 07:37:33 am
I don't think the costumes big enough to fit all 3
Lets just get back to the war *attack at will*
*Sees some massive explosions in the background*
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: nwadeltaboy on June 28, 2008, 03:24:32 am
With all this war going on, I replace the vending machine.

I put in anybody involved in the war.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: MaitlandAir on June 28, 2008, 03:53:47 am
Geniuses come out.

I put in a dumbass named Nate. :P
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: blue25 on June 28, 2008, 04:01:47 am
I get out a tree. [Dumb as a stick :lol: ]

I put in a group of Canadians. :wink:
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Wizzie on June 28, 2008, 06:22:49 am
Nate comes out

*Destroys a sub* :twisted:

Nate goes back in
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: MaitlandAir on June 28, 2008, 09:10:20 am
A pile of illiterate poop comes out.

*sinks a aircraft carrier*

The illiterate poop goes back in.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Wizzie on June 28, 2008, 09:22:59 am
A toilet comes out

*Sees an TU 142 crash land in the Harbour*

Nate is shoved in the toilet and the toilet (With Nate inside) is thrown back inside
Sorta like Nate bashing isn't it  :lol:
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: MaitlandAir on June 28, 2008, 09:46:24 am
A red colored mosaic comes out. All parts of Nate are visible.

*conquers Sydney*

Throws Nate's brain in the machine.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Wizzie on June 28, 2008, 09:51:21 am
A beaver comes out

*Recaptures Sydney*

Nate's body goes in
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Vamerica on June 28, 2008, 09:52:21 am
A sharpy comes out

*Europe is taken over, sends aid to Nick(mailtland) in Sydney*
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: MaitlandAir on June 28, 2008, 09:52:54 am
A stick of chalk comes out.

*launches Russian troops to take over Sydney harbor and Garden Island*

A blackboard with Nate's name written on it goes in.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Wizzie on June 28, 2008, 10:01:34 am
Nate's brain comes out

*Recieves troops from Asia and the Middle East to recapture Sydney*
*Sees the Emirates Jet taken down*
*Laughs an evil laugh*

A piece of poo goes in
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: MaitlandAir on June 28, 2008, 10:04:34 am
And Nate's brain comes back out.

*Chief General touches down on EK414 as the news of EK412's bombing over Sydney*

A bird brain going in.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Vamerica on June 28, 2008, 10:06:00 am
chalk comes out

*Flys over to NZ to that has been taken over by Nick*
* also sending 134,839 troops with more coming*

a chalk eraser goes in
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Wizzie on June 28, 2008, 10:15:23 am
*recieves over 2 million troops from Asia and the Middle East*
*Recaptures Sydney*
*Captures the General*
Nate's hand comes out
*Shoots Nate in the head*
Nate's dead body goes in
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: MaitlandAir on June 28, 2008, 10:19:47 am
A worm comes out.

*Russia forfeits the battle for Sydney. Calls Wizzie a bully too.*

Worm poop goes in.
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Vamerica on June 28, 2008, 10:22:25 am
more Chalk comes out
*takes over the region of Perth easily*
*2.5 million troops surround the area*
*sets up nuclear launch pads to fire if someone enter the area*
*also land mines are now surrounding the Perth region too with the 2.5 million troops*

puts another box of chalk in
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Wizzie on June 28, 2008, 10:24:56 am
Nate comes out

Nick: Tell me where you live so we can continue this

Nate's hair goes in
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: MaitlandAir on June 28, 2008, 10:25:39 am
Quote from: "Wizzie"
Nick: Tell me where you live so we can continue this


Stalker! :o
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Wizzie on June 28, 2008, 10:28:03 am
Ok. That does it :evil:
*Blows up Nick and sends 25 million troops to Perth*
*Sends aircraft carriers and fighter jets to Perth*
*Sets up a military base in Kalgoolie*
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Vamerica on June 28, 2008, 10:31:25 am
:lol: *laughs a the little boy sending little plastic planes in the air to perth*
*Troops knock over the line of wizz's plastic troops*
 *Gets Wizz and takes him home, its his bed time*
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Wizzie on June 28, 2008, 10:32:26 am
*Stabs Doug in the back with a kitchen knife*
Don't make fun of my age you... :evil:
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: MaitlandAir on June 28, 2008, 10:33:19 am
Thats a plastic kitchen knife for you.

And didnt you parents tell you not to play in the kitchen?
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Vamerica on June 28, 2008, 10:34:07 am
*watches Wizz try tto poke me with a plastic knife that bends when it hits me*
* Don't worry, your almost home*
*pats Wiz on the head*
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Wizzie on June 28, 2008, 10:38:00 am
*Punches Doug in the head* :evil:
*Gives Nick the bird* :evil:

This is what it's come down too
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: MaitlandAir on June 28, 2008, 10:39:00 am
You dont expect any big boys to bash you up do you? :?

*puts wizzie back in the crib*
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Vamerica on June 28, 2008, 10:39:52 am
jog on little boy

your home, hands ove Wizz to his parents and comes in to have some tea and talk to his parents about his behavior
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Wizzie on June 28, 2008, 10:41:49 am
Watch me as I break out GTA style
*Gets Bazooka*
*Shoots at door*
*Kills everyone in the house (other than myself)*
*Runs out of the house*
*Goes on a rampage* :twisted:
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Vamerica on June 28, 2008, 10:42:49 am
little boy, you knoked down you block town. Be more careful
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: MaitlandAir on June 28, 2008, 10:43:04 am
Explains to Doug so he can tell Wizzie's parents about his imagination. Quite large for a 2 year old. :lol:
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Wizzie on June 28, 2008, 10:45:08 am
Quote from: "MaitlandAir"
Explains to Doug so he can tell Wizzie's parents about his imagination. Quite large for a 2 year old. :lol:

I'm 13 you idiots :evil:
*Must not be so mellowdramatic or whatever the hell that word is*
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: MaitlandAir on June 28, 2008, 10:46:02 am
Quote from: "Wizzie"
Quote from: "MaitlandAir"
Explains to Doug so he can tell Wizzie's parents about his imagination. Quite large for a 2 year old. :lol:

I'm 13 you idiots :evil:


Perhaps physically. :lol: Mentally is another thing. :P
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Vamerica on June 28, 2008, 10:46:14 am
Your talking to big boys. Laughs at wizz for thinking he is a teen
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Wizzie on June 28, 2008, 10:48:17 am
*Gets Guido to kill Doug*
I'll take care of Nick
*Gets out AK-47*
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: MaitlandAir on June 28, 2008, 10:49:28 am
Quote from: "Wizzie"
*Gets Guido to kill Doug*
I'll take care of Nick
*Gets out AK-47*


Ohh. Why am I special that you will try and shoot me with your plastic water gun instead of Doug? :?
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Wizzie on June 28, 2008, 10:55:01 am
No Point shooting Doug if he lives over the Pacific.

And it is not a water pistol. It is a real F***ing AK-47 (Sorry for language)
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: MaitlandAir on June 28, 2008, 10:57:58 am
No im pretty sure I saw the same gun at a $2 shop when I was younger. Its a water gun... just press the trigger.

And btw.... you dont know where I live so haha! :P
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: Vamerica on June 28, 2008, 11:00:36 am
BTW Wizz, I live in Australia, just never thought to update my profile
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: nwadeltaboy on June 28, 2008, 12:16:22 pm
*Nate destroys the Vending Machine before any more Nate-thrashing happens, then he nukes anyone who thrashed him.*

This topic's gonna get locked very, very soon
Title: The universal vending machine game.
Post by: StephenM on June 28, 2008, 01:01:00 pm
Off topic. Locked.