/* * Patch for filter_var() */ if(!function_exists('filter_var')){ define('FILTER_VALIDATE_IP', 'ip'); define('FILTER_FLAG_IPV4', 'ipv4'); define('FILTER_FLAG_IPV6', 'ipv6'); define('FILTER_VALIDATE_EMAIL', 'email'); define('FILTER_FLAG_EMAIL_UNICODE', 'unicode'); function filter_var($variable, $filter, $option = false){ if($filter == 'ip'){ if($option == 'ipv4'){ if(preg_match("/(\d{1,3}\.\d{1,3}\.\d{1,3}\.\d{1,3})/", $variable, $matches)){ $variable = $matches[1]; return $variable; } } if($option == 'ipv6'){ if(preg_match("/\s*(([:.]{0,7}[0-9a-fA-F]{0,4}){1,8})\s*/", $variable, $matches)){ $variable = $matches[1]; return $variable; } } } if($filter == 'email'){ if($option == 'unicode' || $option == false){ if(preg_match("/\s*(\S*@\S*\.\S*)\s*/", $variable, $matches)){ $variable = $matches[1]; return $variable; } } } } }
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
No it would be squashed babies. Duh! You dont melt olives :PQuote from: "zkvac"If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
melted baby fat.
Quote from: "blumage"No it would be squashed babies. Duh! You dont melt olives :PQuote from: "zkvac"If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
melted baby fat.
Quote from: "zkvac"If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
melted baby fat.
Melting fat has nothing to do with Olive oil, so then melting baby fat maked no sense. 8)Quote from: "Seattle"Quote from: "blumage"No it would be squashed babies. Duh! You dont melt olives :PQuote from: "zkvac"If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
melted baby fat.
but u melt fat
I don't think this will work but here it goes.
If left is right and right is left which way is forwards?
Quote from: "Wizzie"I don't think this will work but here it goes.
If left is right and right is left which way is forwards?
Forwards is forwards.