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Title: Model UN
Post by: gizgiz on December 31, 2007, 01:08:10 pm
Rules:

* No profanity (this always eventually creeps into MUN threads...)
* No (continued) racism, sexism or prejudices
* No world wars. They get too annoying
* Use professional language. n0 1ml337n355. You are the leader of a country. Be that person!
* No fighting over Big 5 (UK, US, France, Russia, China). PERIOD. FULL STOP. THAT MEANS NO FIGHTING.

How to play: Select a country, used countries listed below. Follow the story, and play along!

Used Countries
Ireland - Daniel Doorgakant (Ass. Stephen Murphy)
Kingdom of Unite - gizgiz
United States - blue25
Russia - Scandalian Airlines
Japan - mavalenzu
Philippines - blumage
Uzbekistan - Hampo
Greece - Seattle
New Zealand - DAK
Australia - nwaboy
Title: Model UN
Post by: blumage on December 31, 2007, 01:20:49 pm
I'll be the Philippines, i like that country.
having lived there for 4 year made me love that country, unforgettable experience
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Post by: Hampo on December 31, 2007, 01:23:57 pm
Uzbekistan  :D
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Post by: blue25 on December 31, 2007, 02:36:53 pm
USA :o I'll take that one.
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Post by: Scandalian Airlines on December 31, 2007, 02:58:09 pm
I have absolutely no idea what this is about :lol:
But I'll pick Russia :)
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Post by: blumage on December 31, 2007, 03:16:56 pm
So what do we do? Pass resolutions? Talk about global warming? Child Labor?
International Cooperation?
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Post by: mavalenzu on December 31, 2007, 03:17:57 pm
neither do i, but i'll pick Japan
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Post by: CornField on December 31, 2007, 03:42:25 pm
Quote from: "blue25"
USA :o I'll take that one.


Now you have to get ticked off at the moronic behavior, stop paying the bills on this, and walk out..... :lol:
Title: Model UN
Post by: dktc on December 31, 2007, 03:45:28 pm
Let's skip to the walk out part...


BOOM!! WW3!! The world has vanished!
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Post by: mavalenzu on December 31, 2007, 03:50:36 pm
Quote from: "dktc"
Let's skip to the walk out part...


BOOM!! WW3!! The world has vanished!

So boring game ¬¬
Title: Model UN
Post by: blumage on December 31, 2007, 03:53:42 pm
the game seems nice it's just not enough players, plus we should start discussing topics.

This game looks like simnation, where u get to vote for bills and resolutions.
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Post by: Jps on December 31, 2007, 03:54:31 pm
Quote from: "dktc"
Let's skip to the walk out part...


BOOM!! WW3!! The world has vanished!


Green Industries lives  :lol:
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Post by: Hampo on December 31, 2007, 04:00:09 pm
Damn
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Post by: blue25 on December 31, 2007, 04:01:25 pm
Quote from: "Hampo"
Damn

The only place that are still in-tact are: all of The Netherlands and Appleton :lol:
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Post by: gizgiz on December 31, 2007, 04:08:01 pm
Quote from: "blumage"
So what do we do? Pass resolutions? Talk about global warming? Child Labor?
International Cooperation?


Everything. :) You'll see.

10 hours till the show begins people :)
Title: Model UN
Post by: blumage on December 31, 2007, 04:10:38 pm
Quote from: "gizgiz"
Quote from: "blumage"
So what do we do? Pass resolutions? Talk about global warming? Child Labor?
International Cooperation?


Everything. :) You'll see.


But when will the game commence?
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Post by: Seattle on December 31, 2007, 05:21:22 pm
hehehehe....I'll be Greece!
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Post by: CornField on December 31, 2007, 05:23:41 pm
Quote from: "dktc"
Let's skip to the walk out part...


BOOM!! WW3!! The world has vanished!

I forget....  It wasn't current events to you, its history....

Reagan, the 80's, you had to be there.......
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Post by: DAK on December 31, 2007, 05:25:55 pm
I'll pick New Zealand, it is 2008 already there....
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Post by: nwadeltaboy on January 01, 2008, 07:41:14 am
I call Australia! :D
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Post by: Vamerica on January 01, 2008, 07:45:15 am
I must be in NZ too, Its in by blood.
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Post by: gizgiz on January 01, 2008, 07:55:23 am
kk, I'll kick the ball :)

To keep everything in order, try to split up each of your replies into 3 sections - civil, military and international.
Civil - Everything to do with your country. This includes the internal cabinet, legislative and judiciary wings.
Military - Self explanatory.
International - Things to do with peaceful or non-peaceful discussions with other countries.

Here's the first one:

---United Kingdom---

Civil
PM Gordon Brown today announced a 3% increase in British land tax rates. In an urgent press conference amid hundreds of protesters standing outside the PM office on Downing Street, Mr Brown said that it would lead to a stable surplus in the new year's funds. In return, the PM promised to increase funding for social welfare and family planning, targeting those living in less privileged circumstances. In other news, the UK celebrated the new year with plenty of screaming and pushing and drinking.

Military
The UK has stepped up defense in and around the Persian Gulf, sending two more frigates from an undisclosed base in Egypt to the area. The UK has sent a military envoy to Washington to discuss further issues regarding the temporary government in Iraq and the surrounding area. It eagerly awaits the US to receive the envoy.

International
The UK has proposed a new resolution, to be debated and voted upon in the United Nations. All nations are requested to read and reply to the resolution, so that it can be passed or rejected quickly.

Quote
Resolution #1
Question of: Global warming
Issued to: General Assembly (all states allowed to vote EXCEPT the Vatican)

ALARMED at the recent reports regarding aggravated states of global warming,
CONCERNED about the future of all peoples around the world in the coming future,
EXPRESSING INTEREST in a possible way to resolve the issue,

PROPOSES all nations to reduce emissions of CO2, CO, NOx and suspended particulates to 80% or lower or its current values by the year 2015,
SUGGESTS a Climate Change Fund to be created to assist countries who have financial difficulties applying the previous clause,
and STRONGLY URGES all nations to educate its citizens about the serious problem and what can be done to lower each person's emissions.


That's basically how it works in a nutshell. If you have questions, PM me :)
Title: Model UN
Post by: nwadeltaboy on January 01, 2008, 08:03:58 am
civil: after Gordon Brown raised the UK's taxes, Australia nearly doubled in population with immigrants from the UK.  PM Nate raised taxes in Australia, and they all moved back to UK.  Gordon Brown raised taxes again, and everyone moved back to Australia.  Nate raised taxes once more, so everyone moved back to the UK.  Meanwhile, any airlines serving the Kangaroo Route are raking in huge profits.

military: see international section

international:  WAR ON NZ!!! :twisted:
Title: Model UN
Post by: Vamerica on January 01, 2008, 08:07:20 am
In this call of war. NZ gets there army and Help from every side of the world. After NZ won the war, the Australian people over throw the government. Nwaboy was sent to jail for violating coad 6948205840285 in section 58346-8563645 page 498636376
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Post by: nwadeltaboy on January 01, 2008, 08:15:52 am
Vamerica wakes up and realizes this was all just a dream :P and that NZ has absolutely no chance of ever beating Australia :twisted:

Therefore nwaboy feels pity on Vamerica and decides to ally with NZ once more

...and team up against UK! :twisted:
Title: Model UN
Post by: Jps on January 01, 2008, 08:17:32 am
I'd like to be North Korea and fire all the nukes at UK
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Post by: Vamerica on January 01, 2008, 08:19:04 am
The country that made you. Look at your flag.(http://wwp.greenwichmeantime.com/time-zone/australia/images/australia-flag.jpg)
Then look at theres...(http://wwp.greenwichmeantime.us/time-zone/europe/uk/images/uk-flag.jpg)
Do you see :?:
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Post by: nwadeltaboy on January 01, 2008, 08:19:19 am
Quote from: "Jps"
I'd like to be North Korea and fire all the nukes at UK

yay!  now Jps is on our side, too!

oh wait, that's not good, Jps isn't good at aiming nukes :(
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Post by: nwadeltaboy on January 01, 2008, 08:22:49 am
Quote from: "Vamerica"
The country that made you. Look at your flag.(http://wwp.greenwichmeantime.com/time-zone/australia/images/australia-flag.jpg)
Then look at theres...(http://wwp.greenwichmeantime.us/time-zone/europe/uk/images/uk-flag.jpg)
Do you see :?:

The country that made you. Look at your flag.(http://ec.europa.eu/education/img/flags/new_zealand.gif)
Then look at theres...(http://wwp.greenwichmeantime.us/time-zone/europe/uk/images/uk-flag.jpg)
Do you see :?:
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Post by: Vamerica on January 01, 2008, 08:25:18 am
I do see, but im not the one that wants to destroy them. They made you for inmates and mine for Sheep and cow
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Post by: nwadeltaboy on January 01, 2008, 08:26:52 am
that's it :evil: nukes on the sheep and cows :twisted:
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Post by: blumage on January 01, 2008, 09:54:52 am
The Philippines

Civil
The Philippine Govt approved the National Bank BSP(Bangko sentral ng Pilipinas) to cut further key policy rates an action taken to slow down the fast running pace of the Philippine Peso(National Currency), currently the Strong Peso is affecting the country export and USD earner of the country. On the other hand the strong currency has helped maintain inflation and low oil prices. The Peso has gained 18.8% appreciation against the Dollar making it the best performing Asian currency. The once 1USD=55PHP  now stands at 41, future forecasts will see the peso reach 37.50 in 2008.

Military
The AFP (Armed forces of the Philippines) has strengthen its cooperation with the US army to fight alleged terrorist groups linked to Al qaeda.

International
In terms of Global Warming our country is helping in our own little ways. After the Bali summit the government passed the Billion Tree Act that aims to plant 1B trees a year.
The Philippine Govt requests to reduce the target to 50% for developing nations
except for the most polluters like China and India which are some of the major CO2 emissioners  in the World, we also request the US to take more action against this global problem
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Post by: suntoucher on January 01, 2008, 11:30:12 am
I guess I have China then

Civil
To increase development funds, the Chinese Government has withdrawn further loans to other countries. This sudden burst in funds (although seemingly poor for the long run, the Chinese Government believes that in the future little will be paid before the next large war) has increased the value of the Yuan by 30% and after two months dropped the value of the US dollar by almost half once debts were starting to be claimed.

Military
The Chinese Military is at an all time high due to the slight increased US threat, if negligible the threat is still there due to the US sudden income drop. The Chinese have also invested in three 80,000tonne Aircraft Carriers for future plans of the Blue Water Navy.

International
The Chinese Government has taken this opportunity to laugh and count the increasingly large wad of cash building up in it's pockets, right in the UN. It again laughs due to the fact that we're far from a consumerist nation and this money is bound to just keep growing.
In response to the Global Warming Threat the Chinese Government decided on selling a large portion of it's higher consumption vehicles to the highest bidder. Filters are to be mandated for high output factories and CO2 filters are to be installed on the edge of cities. At least one per 200,000 population.
Title: Model UN
Post by: Seattle on January 01, 2008, 05:33:21 pm
Greece's News:

International: Greece's Prime Minister, Konstandinos Karamanlis has agreed to sign Great Britain's proposal to reduce emissions of CO2, CO, NOx, and suspended particulates to 80% or lower or its current values by the year 2015. Greece will also invest at least 500 million Euros to create a Climate Change Fund, that will assist countries who have financial difficulties applying the strict regulations. Additionally, Greece stands at a neutral stance to all wars, incidents, and terrorism, unless one of the above takes place in Greece.


Civil: Karamanlis has issued an edict to all schools in Greece to immediatly form a environmental class that will be held for 30 minutes everyday of the work week. Karamanlis also stated that an additional 3.3 billion euros will be spent on creating more mass transit operations, improving air pollution, expanding forests and recently burned forests, creating fines to apprehend violaters of laws that will be issued later on to insure citizens of not meeting standards, putting a cap on car emissions, by not allowing cars with less than 35 miles per gallon (minus tourists who enter the country), funding research for alternate fuels, increasing pressure for airlines flying to Greece to reduce emissions and noise, and finally, to clean the once pristine Aegean and Ionian Sea.


Military: Dora Bakoyannis, director of foreign affairs has also taken position as general advisor of the Greek Army. Bakoyannis stated that Greece will continue its policy of a draft, but there will be more exemptions, such as going to University or playing for a sports team. However, the pay for while being drafted, has risen from its previous 30,000 Euros a year to 45,000 Euros a year. Yanni Theotokoglou (Director of the Greek Airforce), mentioned an order for 15 Boeing B767-400 Tankers and 12 "specially" modified Boeing B767-400 water tankers as well as 3 B747-400's for the government.
Title: Model UN
Post by: Blue Sky Mine on January 01, 2008, 09:22:03 pm
Ok, since Australia is gone I'll have Singapore.

As I see it now Australia is at war with NZ, and NZ, Australia and North Korea attac Great Britain. Singapore invites all 4 countries for a big peace conference.
Singapore's suggestions:
-all parties agree to a ceasefire
-the North Koreans get paid $20 mio. by their former foe and friends as development aid
-the UK government gets back to London and buys a Concorde as their presidential aircraft
-the Kiwis and the Aussis go have a party
-all the nuclear warheads get stored at S'pore to prevent further aggression
-all the bomber aircraft go to S'pore as well

The nations may however keep their fighterjets to protect themselves.
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Post by: kazoom on January 01, 2008, 09:33:55 pm
Can I join? If so, I would like to be Zimbabwe.  :)
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Post by: blumage on January 01, 2008, 10:23:14 pm
What part of the no war didn't u understand?
The Philippines will bring the War in New Zealand and Australia in the Agenda of the ASEAN summit and asks Singapore to review its strategy.
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Post by: hpscot08 on January 01, 2008, 10:41:28 pm
I'll take Texas. It's like a whole other country ;). But we really were a country so I guess we count...
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Post by: blumage on January 01, 2008, 11:23:04 pm
Quote from: "hpscot08"
I'll take Texas. It's like a whole other country ;). But we really were a country so I guess we count...

I see ur location is Dallas. LOL, I've been there but spent most of my time at Allen.
Dallas on sundays looks like a ghost town. Nobody is around. Going to see the JFK museum was creepy.
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Post by: Vamerica on January 01, 2008, 11:33:18 pm
NZ never went to war against UK.And NZ(real life) said they will never make nuclear weapons
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Post by: mwdfdolan on January 02, 2008, 12:24:32 am
Quote from: "blumage"
I've been there but spent most of my time at Allen.


Lol! A bunch of my family lives in Allen! I live up in McKinney...
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Post by: blue25 on January 02, 2008, 12:27:43 am
Who wants USA? I'm giving it all up :roll:
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Post by: jameswyhk on January 02, 2008, 12:56:35 am
May I be the Republic of China(ROC)?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/72/Flag_of_the_Republic_of_China.svg/125px-Flag_of_the_Republic_of_China.svg.png)
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Post by: suntoucher on January 02, 2008, 02:07:58 am
Quote from: "Vamerica"
NZ never went to war against UK.And NZ(real life) said they will never make nuclear weapons


New Zealand has nothing to do with Nuclear anything. Hell both Russia and USA attempted to bring Nuclear Subs in at varying times which we had a good riot about.

Quote
The nations may however keep their fighterjets to protect themselves.


We have an airforce of like ten planes. Including WW2 models for airshows(NZ)

Quote
May I be the Republic of China(ROC)?

Go ahead there's two governments in China fighting for power right now.
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Post by: gizgiz on January 02, 2008, 02:26:34 am
Quote from: "jameswyhk"
May I be the Republic of China(ROC)?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/72/Flag_of_the_Republic_of_China.svg/125px-Flag_of_the_Republic_of_China.svg.png)


I'd love to be able to give it to you, but Taiwan / ROC is currently not a member of the UN General Assembly. ;)
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Post by: jameswyhk on January 02, 2008, 02:42:40 am
Quote from: "gizgiz"
Quote from: "jameswyhk"
May I be the Republic of China(ROC)?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/72/Flag_of_the_Republic_of_China.svg/125px-Flag_of_the_Republic_of_China.svg.png)


I'd love to be able to give it to you, but Taiwan / ROC is currently not a member of the UN General Assembly. ;)

ROC is one of the co-founders of UN!
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Post by: jameswyhk on January 02, 2008, 03:23:27 am
May I be the Republic of China?
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Post by: gizgiz on January 02, 2008, 09:38:16 am
Quote from: "jameswyhk"
ROC is one of the co-founders of UN!


True, except it currently does not have a seat in the UNGA, as per reso 2758: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Nations_General_Assembly_Resolution_2758 in effect since 10/25/1971. ;)

in-character:

Civil
Two Russian nationals were arrested by London police today after having fired 27 rounds of live ammunition in a mall 10 kilometres west of the London city centre. A man aged 27 and a woman, 35, were taken to hospital, condition stable. In other civilian news, the UK government has ordered thirty carbon-dioxide filters for its cities and has mandated all vehicles to be checked for emissions (and will be stricter checks). All failing vehicles will be scrapped and all parts (unless out of order) reused.

Military
In response to the abrupt eruption of violence in the Tasman Sea, the UK has ordered British Airways to cease flights to Sydney immediately. Three 50,000 tonne frigates, five cruisers, a battleship and a fully-armoured aircraft carrier, the Ark Royal, have been sent at full speed to aid Australia and New Zealand and to help the two sides come to a ceasefire as soon as possible. HRH has sent an appeal to both states to remain peaceful and not to conduct violent activities. The Commonwealth Office also issued a warning to both states this morning.

International
The UK government congratulates the Philippines on its actions in mitigating the global warming issue. It has sent twenty million Euros to Manila as a reward. The UK government has sent an envoy to China to discuss aerospace issues, regarding China's recent launch of a new global satellite tracking system.
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Post by: Scandalian Airlines on January 02, 2008, 10:07:13 am
Russia opposes the arrest of 2 of their diplomats in London recently. 27 rounds was greatly over exaggerated, it was more like 26...
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Post by: EXTspotter on January 02, 2008, 10:41:16 am
Can I represent Sealand?

Its a country with 2 people in it on a disused WW2 gunning platform in the English Channel about 2 miles off Kent.
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Post by: Blue Sky Mine on January 02, 2008, 11:49:52 am
Quote from: "blumage"
What part of the no war didn't u understand?
The Philippines will bring the War in New Zealand and Australia in the Agenda of the ASEAN summit and asks Singapore to review its strategy.


Singapore argues that in having no rockets to launch the missile heads they'd be the perfect country to store them.

Civil
Yesterday a Businessman was caught on tape while urinating into an elevator and after that blocking its doors with a chewing gum. As a result his picture is printed in today's Straits times and the government will revise its eased policy on chewing gums later this week.
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Post by: blumage on January 02, 2008, 12:05:50 pm
Malacañang Palace ,Manila Philippines.

President Gloria Macapagal Arroyo wishes to thank the UK for the Financial Aid given.
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Post by: Blue Sky Mine on January 02, 2008, 12:38:06 pm
Oh yeah,
International
Singapore advises that at the given time it would be smarter for GB to withdraw its battleships from the region and that these ships are barred from using the Singaporean habour and the Singapore Straits.
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Post by: Jps on January 02, 2008, 12:50:09 pm
North Korea

Military
Today, we have launched 37 nukes at the United Kingdom. This is a response to UK's military visit to Oceania. We expect the nukes to kill Chester Li.
Title: Model UN
Post by: gizgiz on January 02, 2008, 02:03:23 pm
Please ignore Jps. NK doesn't have 37 nukes. Nor is Chester Li currently in GB, let alone Europe.

@EXTspotter: Again, love to be able to do it, but Sealand isn't in the UN General Assembly :P

And on the side: Can anyone besides Scandalian, Blue sky and blumage be professional please?
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Post by: blumage on January 02, 2008, 02:03:49 pm
The Philippines Grants The UK to use Manila Bay to harbor their carriers and battleships, and will set up a ban against north korea for starting another useless war.The Philippines would like to remind that the UN was established to promote and maintain world peace, and not to start Wars.We're sure that the war in Oceania will end soon, and for the mean time The Govt calls all it's nationals in the region to head  home. The Philippine Embassy at Canberra and Wellington will be closed starting next week and will re open as soon as possible.
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Post by: suntoucher on January 02, 2008, 02:34:11 pm
Militaly: The Chirese Government wishes to offer defenshive aid to the United Kingdom againsht the Norf Kolean Empty Misshile Sherlls. (Which it didn't plovide at all, we shtick by that...)

Intelational: The Chirese Government has stopped all clates full of toys, addressed to Norf Kolea, for the time being. Glaphic included.

(http://www.freewebs.com/originalsuntoucher/standard%5Flarge.jpg)
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Post by: Jps on January 03, 2008, 05:07:53 am
North Korea

Military
The Military has shipped the cargo back to China.
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Post by: Blue Sky Mine on January 03, 2008, 10:42:49 am
Civil
The border police has by chance controlled a container today sent by a dubious company in Peking, adressed to Number 10 Downing Street, UK. Buried under a ton of Chinese toys they found a missile defensive system. Of course we do not approve this weapon smuggling and confiscate them.
Title: Model UN
Post by: suntoucher on January 03, 2008, 10:50:53 am
Quote from: "Jps"
North Korea

Military
The Military has shipped the cargo back to China.


Militaly? Don't you mean Civil...What would the militaly want with toys? Cough cough.
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Post by: jameswyhk on January 03, 2008, 10:53:12 am
ROC would like to return to UN.
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Post by: suntoucher on January 03, 2008, 11:06:37 am
Well there's valious initiation lituals involring paddles and brindfolds. Are you sure?

Edit: And sucking on a hose while brindfolded.
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Post by: blumage on January 03, 2008, 11:11:39 am
For the Philippines ROC entrance to the UN is fine, but fears repression by the Chinese Govt, in fact we just received a warning by the Chinese PM.
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Post by: Scandalian Airlines on January 03, 2008, 11:44:21 am
Chinas russian neighbours puts in it's veto against adding ROC to the UN General Assembly.
The future of ROC has not yet been decided, and we consider it to be an issue that first should be solved with talks between the 2 parties. If any hostilities arise in the region Russia will not sit quietly. Russia also declare that we see no problems in having ROC as a free state within Chinas borders, with it's own leadership but governed by China.
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Post by: Scandalian Airlines on January 03, 2008, 11:52:53 am
Russia has today sent an envoy to North Korea to show it's disgust with recent development. If Kim Il Jips continues to show such blatant disregard to other countries we see no other solution than removing all nucleus material we have provided to North Korea, and to stop all planned deliveries of uranium and oil/gas/coal and steel. The material was supposed to ease the pains of the North Korean people through providing work, healthier living conditions and the introduction of new technology. Even if the nukes were non armed and non loaded it was in excusable and we demand that Kim Il Jips apologizes to the people of Great Britain.
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Post by: blumage on January 03, 2008, 12:01:11 pm
The Philippines still haven't lifted its ban on north korea. We also call for the Intl. community to follow Russia's example. Meanwhile Philippine President is expected to travel to Europe to meet EU's top official and discuss about Problems affecting the SEA region.
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Post by: suntoucher on January 03, 2008, 01:17:51 pm
Civil/Interrational: The Chirese Government blandishes it's paddle, unzips it's fry and aglees to the ROC joining the UN plovided any views explessed in said Committee do not contravene with methods of lemedy for issues alising in mainrand China. And we want a cake. A big one. With icing letters in gleat font acloss the side stating WE RUVE YOU CHIRESE PLIME MINISTER.

Edit: Who blought the brindfold?
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Post by: quatzalcoatl on January 03, 2008, 06:38:43 pm
can i join, i wanna be germany
Title: Model UN
Post by: blumage on January 03, 2008, 07:28:05 pm
Quote from: "quatzalcoatl"
can i join, i wanna be germany

Everybody is welcome to join, just follow the story!!
Title: Model UN
Post by: quatzalcoatl on January 03, 2008, 08:04:48 pm
ok so, im germany:

civil: in order to participate in the uk's programme to cut back on global warming, the cancellor, angela merkel, closed down all the airoports in the country yesterday. this lead to overcrouded trains and highways and some serious accidents. people where also rioting in the streets, cos its just the start of the holiday season and many had to cancel this. today the minister for transport said it was a bad move and the airports will be reopened from tomorow.
as a result of the whole dilemma, the german parliament decided to shoot merkel onto mars and hold another election, the riots turned then into parties celebrating this move.

military: the  government announced a major cutback in armed forces due to the lack of reason for their existence. the defence-ministry has not yet made any statement on this. the money saved will be donated to developing countries.

international: the german government calls upon new zealanand, australia and korea to stop the war on uk, cos its too close to germany and in anyway is a big waste of resources, we should better justget on and use the money saved on much more useful things, like ending poverty. if nz government would agree, the cancellor announced, germany would help work out a plan to convert all the remaining nukes into powerstations for africa.
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Post by: Blue Sky Mine on January 03, 2008, 08:13:41 pm
international
The Singaporean government questions why the rest of the German government wasn't shot to the Mars as well. It is also worried that the German government wants to export nuclear power into unstable countries.
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Post by: quatzalcoatl on January 03, 2008, 08:32:37 pm
international: the rest of the government didnt fit in the rocket, there are only 3 seats, which are reserved for merkel, mehdorn (the chairman of dbag (railway))  and schell (chairman of gdl, a trade union currently in dispute with the rail, the reason for many services to be cancelled). but the parliament is trying to organize a bigger rocket, maybe to fly to jupiter or so.
the government means to defunct the warheads and use them for civilian purposes, cloely guarded by a consortium of international diplomats and experts. all facilities are to be guarded by armed forces to prevent technology from being stolen. germany is calling upon the international community on this, since its own armed forces arent great enaugh any more since the cutback. if singapore brings up a better, more useful idea for reusing the warheads, germany does oblige to consider this.

millitary: germanys armed forces are now finally reduced to some frigates for fishery control, some fighters and tanks for possible (unlikely) defence and use in the un-forces. the airforce also offers to trade its eurofighter for c-17s with anybody who wants. these will be used for bringing food to developing countries.
Title: Model UN
Post by: Blue Sky Mine on January 03, 2008, 08:51:30 pm
Singapore has already submitted the proposal that the warheads should remain in a country without launchable rockets = Singapore. It also shows a strong interest in Germany's Eurofighters to protect itself against crazy warlords from Down Under and the DRPK.
Title: Model UN
Post by: blumage on January 03, 2008, 09:25:14 pm
International: The Philippines is releasing a top secret report. Eurofighters dont exist anymore because some Arabian countries have them. The Philippine secretary of foreign affairs submits a protest against the German Govt. disrupting An official visit of the Philippine President to Europe. The Plane was supposed to land at Frankfurt,the flight was then redirected to Rome, where the President had met the Pope Joseph Ratzinger, Followed by an official meeting with the Head of the State Giorgio Napolitano and Prime minister Romano Prodi. The President will then fly to Paris and meet the French President at the Elisee, Nicholas Sarkozy seems happy to receive President Gloria Macapagal Aroyo. After France the President Aroyo will visit The UK and Spain.
Title: Model UN
Post by: quatzalcoatl on January 03, 2008, 09:28:14 pm
civil: after sending merkel to the mars, germany has a new cancellor: Harald Schmidt. this is a unique experiment to explore if comedians would be better suited to ruling a country than politicians.
schmidt put forth his goals for the rest of the term later this evening:

- finding a way to meet the 80% cutback of co2 emissions without risking riots again
- completing the cutback of the armed forces and rename them:german distress tranport group (g.d.t.g.)
- ending that stupid war australia vs. uk
- ending poverty in africa
- finding a larger rocket for the rest of the german government and sell them a one-way ticket to jupiter
- lowering the salaries for highranking managers and politicians and then lower taxes.

international:germany would support singapore with the proposal, if singapore agrees to do something useful with them (not war) and to end poverty somewhere. if singapore has something to offer , the ministry of defense would trade 160 of its eurofighters, its 65 phantoms and its 187 tornados. germany would be interested in all kinds of transport aircraft.
the german government lets the phillipines know its very sory for the disruption and will propose to refund the flight ticket with up to 500€ and also sends a present containing a ticket from paris to frankfurt, a promotional pencil and a promotional sharpener for the pencil.
Title: Model UN
Post by: Vamerica on January 03, 2008, 10:54:56 pm
HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THIS!!!!!

I NEVER WENT TO WAR WITH UK :evil:
Title: Model UN
Post by: Blue Sky Mine on January 03, 2008, 11:16:18 pm
International:
Singapore signs a treaty that it won't buy any missiles suitable of carrying the missile heads. It offers Singapore Airlines last few 747-400s in exchange for the fighters. It agrees on trying to end poverty in Indonesia and is interested in buying Harald Schmidt's Nazometer :P
Title: Model UN
Post by: blumage on January 03, 2008, 11:16:49 pm
Quote from: "Vamerica"
HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THIS!!!!!

I NEVER WENT TO WAR WITH UK :evil:

Im getting confussed, U went to war with australia but all the dream thing just turned into reality. Currently is North Korea engaging in a war against UK. Russia and GErmany and Singapore want some scene so that's why they make such statements.
Currently Im worried about singapore's idea of buying Eurofighters. Germany has gone nuts sending all of its politician to Mars. Meanwhile the Philippine president is on an official tour in EU.
Title: Model UN
Post by: Blue Sky Mine on January 03, 2008, 11:20:52 pm
Quote from: "blumage"
Quote from: "Vamerica"
HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THIS!!!!!

I NEVER WENT TO WAR WITH UK :evil:

Im getting confussed, U went to war with australia but all the dream thing just turned into reality. Currently is North Korea engaging in a war against UK. Russia and GErmany and Singapore want some scene so that's why they make such statements.
Currently Im worried about singapore's idea of buying Eurofighters. Germany has gone nuts sending all of its politician to Mars. Meanwhile the Philippine president is on an official tour in EU.


Eurofighters are no good as bombers you know (at least not much, and Malaysia as the only rational target of a raid would flatten us with their huge army)
Title: Model UN
Post by: Vamerica on January 03, 2008, 11:38:10 pm
Well Australia went to war with me. I had to fight. And When they went to war with UK I tried to stop telling UK is what made Australia. But he did not listen. Now NZ is just watching every thing. But we are improving owher travel quote. We are becoming a huger vacation destination because we have every thing that someone would want.
Title: Model UN
Post by: blumage on January 03, 2008, 11:41:53 pm
Quote from: "Vamerica"
Well Australia went to war with me. I had to fight. And When they went to war with UK I tried to stop telling UK is what made Australia. But he did not listen. Now NZ is just watching every thing. But we are improving owher travel quote. We are becoming a huger vacation destination because we have every thing that someone would want.


The Philippines has re opened it's embassy at Wellington.
Title: Model UN
Post by: Vamerica on January 03, 2008, 11:43:50 pm
We welcome all countries to open embassy building in Wellington. Also the last flight for Air New Zealand was done and Air Kiwi is now the carrier for NZ.
Title: Model UN
Post by: Vamerica on January 03, 2008, 11:59:25 pm
In other NZ news, Prime Minister Doug has ordered more troops to go to the Cook Islands. This has been made becasue the Fiji army has taken over the government again. Doug said in a press release. "We are worried that Fiji may enter Nz waters in the Cook Islands, that is why the expansion in troop numbers has gone up in the Cook Island's. This is to protect the people of NZ in the Cook's." As seen in this picture, you can see the troops position in the Cook Island's.
(http://masseynews.massey.ac.nz/2007/Massey_News/issue-09/images/warfighting-3.jpg)
Title: Model UN
Post by: quatzalcoatl on January 04, 2008, 06:53:09 am
civil: in order to reduce co2 emissions, the government bought up all that remains of  the aircraft-manufacturer dornier, reopened it and commenced with developing its 728-family, improving the plans, so it now runs on alcohol. the government also stated, that this would help on the problem of drink-driving, as alcoholic drings are now restricted. lufthansa and air berlin expressed their interest in the new plane.

international: germany apologizes for its false accusation of nz making war on uk (it was all rather onfusing) and also re-opens an embassy there and builds a completely new building, cos the current one looks ugly. meanwhile, harald schmidt expresses his joy at the decission of singapore to end poverty in indonesia and would greatly offer to help, if singapore needs any transport aircraft. he also sells the nazometer to the indonesian government.
germany would rather take the a380 instead of the 747.
Title: Model UN
Post by: Vamerica on January 04, 2008, 06:59:55 am
It was ugly :lol:
(http://img.groundspeak.com/waymarking/display/7b6fd03a-ba59-479e-b4f4-3be3fff40e07.jpg)
Title: Model UN
Post by: quatzalcoatl on January 04, 2008, 07:07:01 am
yeah, ido think, we need to expand outta that, it doesnt even have a toilet.
Title: Model UN
Post by: Vamerica on January 04, 2008, 07:28:11 am
It also failed the Safety Test of NZ
Title: Model UN
Post by: quatzalcoatl on January 04, 2008, 07:36:37 am
what would tha be, but anyways, germany is building a new one. it will look like this:

(http://www.uni-augsburg.de/allgemeines/bilderbuch/bilder/neuschwanstein.jpg)
Title: Model UN
Post by: Vamerica on January 04, 2008, 07:40:38 am
does that one have a bathroom? :lol:
Title: Model UN
Post by: quatzalcoatl on January 04, 2008, 07:44:51 am
more than one :)  but we cant build it in wellington. its gonna be in the countryside, i understand, that nz has quite astonishing scenery that would fit this embassy.
Title: Model UN
Post by: Vamerica on January 04, 2008, 07:49:07 am
yes,NZ has some of the best scenery in the world
Title: Model UN
Post by: Vamerica on January 04, 2008, 08:30:45 am
NZ News-

  Today troops on the cook Island saw a Royal Fiji Helicopter. The hel. entered Cook airspace. Nz is thinking this may be a sine of something. additional troops have been sent to the Cooks. We are ready if something does happen.

(http://www.wpclipart.com/armed_services/helicopters/Black_Hawk_helicopter.png)
Title: Model UN
Post by: gizgiz on January 04, 2008, 09:19:12 am
Oh god look at the...

(http://zedomax.com/image/200610/zedomax_spam.gif)

I give up.

The United Kingdom has left this weird planet in search of Earth. What the heck.
Title: Model UN
Post by: Vamerica on January 04, 2008, 09:20:32 am
Im not spamming, Im just saying what NZ is doing
Title: Model UN
Post by: Scandalian Airlines on January 04, 2008, 09:27:13 am
Gizgiz, is that Kim Il Jips North Korean Embassy in London?

Seriously though, some order is needed in this thread, and I don't think scenery discussions are that common in Un-GA, neither is showing slides of embassies ;)
Title: Model UN
Post by: gizgiz on January 04, 2008, 12:15:07 pm
Quote from: "Scandalian Airlines"
Gizgiz, is that Kim Il Jips North Korean Embassy in London?

Seriously though, some order is needed in this thread, and I don't think scenery discussions are that common in Un-GA, neither is showing slides of embassies ;)


THANK YOU. I think we should restart. Could a mod please delete this thread? Thanks...
Title: Model UN
Post by: StephenM on January 04, 2008, 12:22:48 pm
I thought this was the UN? Your not supposed to be fighting.  :lol: