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Non-Airline Mogul => General Chat => Topic started by: norge on September 05, 2013, 02:31:52 pm
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Okay, it's my turn to (finally) host one of these. Anyone in?
(and it is #9, I've counted)
Players:
(http://www.airlinemogul.com/airlinemogul/images/flags/png/ca.png) Canada - Shawa
(https://www2.sparebank1.no/ShowProperty?nodeId=/ContentServer/ImageFile-1268405002490) Democratic People's Republic of Northern Norway - Virgin Serbia
(http://www.airlinemogul.com/airlinemogul/images/flags/png/no.png) Norway - norge
World Map:
(http://i.imgur.com/qvsVaCS.png)
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Canada here.
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Democratic Republic of North Norway reporting in.
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Norway have decided not to recognize the Democratic Republic of Northern Norway as a sovereign state.
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The DRNN requests a freetrade agreement with Canada.
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Norway will be disgusted if Canada accepts the freetrade agreement.
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A vote on Svalbard has made it clear that the population of Svalbard want to join the Democratic Republic of North Norway.
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Norway is pleased with the result and are willing to give away that useless piece of land.
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At a massive military parade today, The Democratic Republic of North Norway has revealed the highly advanced S-500 laser air defence system. The system has been deployed along the South Norwegian border and on Svalbard, as well as a ring around the capital, Mehamn. A minefield, 40 km deep, was also revealed, stretching all the way from the coast to the Swedish border along the South Norwegian border, the so called Stjørdal Line.
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Canada's foreing affairs and economic trade minister released a statement concerning the DPNN's request of a free trade agreement:
"Nuts!"
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The Democratic Republic of North Norway grants Canada's wishes, and supplies Canada with nuts for the next 2 years, with a free-trade agreement as result.
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Norway request a free-trade agreement with Canada.
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Silly DPNN, you can't make nuts grow in a frozen tundra.
Canada accespts Norway's free trade agreement.
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Silly DPNN, you can't make nuts grow in a frozen tundra.
We found a way. And we just sent a pair of bulk carriers loaded with 100.000 tons of assorted nuts to Canada.
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The Department for Agriculture and Food just released a worrying statement, regarding the possibility that DRNN might have sent all it's valuable seed and nuts from the Svalbard Global Seed Vault (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Svalbard_Global_Seed_Vault), and is commencing an investigation in Svalbard in a few days.
Should this be the case, Norway will ask for Canada to take care of the seed and nuts.
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The captain of the ferry carrying the South Norwegian delegation didn't use up-to-date maps, and sailed through a minefield. It is with great regret than nobody survived, despite the heroic efforts of the Air Force. BTW, the seeds are still there.
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A memory stone have been set up in Jan Mayen in memory of the 4 people who boarded the ship. Norway is relieved that the seed bank is still functioning.
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The DPN requests that the United Nations starts overseeing the demilitarization of South Norway.
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Norway have no idea what DRPNN is talking about.
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The Democratic Republic of North Norway launched it's first nuclear powered aircraft carrier today. Equipped with 96 SAAB Gripen NNG (Naval NextGen), she will patrol the atlantic against the aggressors.
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Canada Asks the UN to declare an exportation ban of every nuclear fuel to the DRNN
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The DPRoNN agrees with Canada's proposal, and stops all exports of uranium. We are the main producer of it afterall. ;)
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Norway wishes to integrate 500 lucky North Norwegians fleeing from the horrible regime that is DPRoNN.
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Nobody has attempted to flee the DPRNN. 500 people where killed by accident, however, when they went for a stroll in the minefields and stumbled into a cave full of poisonous gasses.
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Norway wishes the UN gives fines to DPRNN for still using mines which is a threat to the local inhabitants.
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The minefield was clearly marked and fenced in. The DPRNN can't take responsibility for drunk people who run into the minefields.
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Then why was it exactly 500 people?
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Then why was it exactly 500 people?
There were 562 at the start, before South Norwegian snipers killed 62 in order to scare them into the minefield.
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Norway is disgraced by these accusations of DPRNN, considering Norway's strict gun policy.
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The South Norwegian army did it.
So we have now launched a massive surprise invasion. 1500 tanks and 300.000 troops swarmed through secret underground invasion tunnels and subsequently snatching everything north of the 63rd parrallel, the new border between the war-mongering southern neighbours, and the peace-loving north.
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Korean war version 2.0 :lol:
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Norway remains strictly neutral in this situation. Norway wishes Canada would help.
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Norway remains strictly neutral in this situation. Norway wishes Canada would help.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Funny, since I just invaded you ;) :lol: :lol: :lol:
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The invasion failed. With 300 000 troops, that would mean each troop would contain about 1.6 people. Norway remains neutral.
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We hired Canadian and Russian mercernaries to fight with our forces, so we had more than enough troops. And we werent defeated, a defensive line has just been erected along the 63rd parrallel.
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Canada, can you confirm this?
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Denmark can.
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A DRNPONN representative stated that they have capitulated after a month of "war", and the true Norway gets back it's lost territories. :D
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A DRNPONN representative stated that they have capitulated after a month of "war", and the true Norway gets back it's lost territories. :D
He has been swiftly executed. North Norwegian Artillery shelled Oslo today.
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Oh. We capitulate, and the remainder of Norway joins the Glorious Nation of the Democratic People's Republic of Northern Norway.
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Nonsense. South Norway hasn't capitulated. Besides, we got what we were looking for, and retreated back to our border again.
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And then the two nations lived happily in peace forever. :P
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The DPRNN demands to know why South Norway just invaded the Seychelles.
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Because it is a lovely place for a vacation and we felt our 270 000 km2 was a bit little.
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We demand that you pull out of the Seychelles!
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Norway decided to hold a refendum in the Seychelles to decide if the country wants to join the Kingdom of Norway (we have free healthcare btw) or not. The refendum will be arranged 6th of Decemeber 2013.
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A recently leaked report shows that South Norway is about to become bankrupt, meaning that they are going to cut down on social welfare. Widespread rioting has begun among South Norwegians in Oslo.
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South Norway decides to join the European Union with immediate effect and recieves a gigantic loan from Germany.
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Good luck with that. Germany just sold off the Seychelles for you. And your military has just been disbanded, and taxes raised to 65 percent. Public welfare is officially gone in South Norway, and you cant keep your oil yourself anymore. And Ryanair has just killed off Norwegian and Wideroe. And Tine and all the farmers cant compete with the influx of cheap german and polish and dutch and danish dairy products! Free market for Norway at last!
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Yay, finally!
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A terrorist attack just destroyed a commuter bus in Canada. Many people were killed, and many hockey games cancelled. Preliminary evidence suggests that the bomb was made in the Seychelles.
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danish dairy products!
Ther will never be a butter crisis again. Thanks, Denmark!
The Kingdom of Southern Norway is disgusted at the terrorists actions and wishes UN will investigate the German Seychelles.
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We should make this again, seems interesting.
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Why not? Who'll be in charge of Part X? :D
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I think I will just participate, you know, to learn this whole thingy.
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No one interested? :(