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Title: New UN thread
Post by: jameswyhk on February 14, 2008, 02:18:21 pm
The old UN thread was locked after gizgiz filed for it. Let's start again!
Tell me which country would you like to be by replying here.
I will be the Republic of China.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/72/Flag_of_the_Republic_of_China.svg/800px-Flag_of_the_Republic_of_China.svg.png)
Member List:
jameswyhk-Republic of China
SATA-United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
Vamerica-New Zealand
Blue Sky Mine-Singapore
zkvac-Italy
pck-Federation of Malaysia
gagahput3ra-Indonesia
nwaboy-United States of America
seafly4fun-Mexico
Bobandirus-Micronesia
Title: New UN thread
Post by: SATA on February 14, 2008, 02:26:36 pm
Can i be Scotland!? :D
Title: New UN thread
Post by: jameswyhk on February 14, 2008, 02:34:08 pm
Quote from: "SATA"
Can i be Scotland!? :D

Great, but I strongly recommend you to be UK.
Title: New UN thread
Post by: SATA on February 14, 2008, 02:41:16 pm
okay ill be UK  :P
(http://www.poster.net/anonymous/anonymous-union-jack-5000572.jpg)
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Vamerica on February 14, 2008, 02:52:35 pm
Ill take New Zealand
Title: New UN thread
Post by: pseudoswede on February 14, 2008, 03:18:44 pm
The western hemisphere.

West si'de representin' yo.
Title: New UN thread
Post by: jameswyhk on February 14, 2008, 03:21:43 pm
Quote from: "pseudoswede"
The western hemisphere.

West si'de representin' yo.

What do you mean?
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Blue Sky Mine on February 14, 2008, 03:32:15 pm
I wanna be Singapore again 8)
Title: New UN thread
Post by: zkvac on February 15, 2008, 04:36:32 am
Quote from: "Vamerica"
Ill take New Zealand

What is this? I LIVE there! :P

I'll be Italy. What do I need to do?
Title: New UN thread
Post by: gagahput3ra on February 15, 2008, 06:04:46 am
Indonesia is here.  :P

(http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/2783/indonesianflagse9.jpg)

Sigh...the white part is invisible on this forum  :? btw what's this game?  :?:
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Jps on February 15, 2008, 08:31:39 am
I want to be North Korea  :twisted: ..
Title: New UN thread
Post by: jameswyhk on February 15, 2008, 09:22:00 am
Quote from: "Jps"
I want to be North Korea  :twisted: ..

Sure?
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Vamerica on February 18, 2008, 07:19:53 am
New Zealand News~ we are a good country
Title: New UN thread
Post by: jameswyhk on February 18, 2008, 09:52:27 am
Not enough people.
Title: New UN thread
Post by: pck on February 18, 2008, 10:26:29 am
I'll be

Federation of Malaysia
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/86/231823932_8277e9e239.jpg)
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Jps on February 18, 2008, 10:33:19 am
Quote from: "jameswyhk"
Quote from: "Jps"
I want to be North Korea  :twisted: ..

Sure?


Course im sure.. *Jps prepares to use nukes on a country to the west of North Korea*  :twisted:
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Blue Sky Mine on February 18, 2008, 11:09:33 am
I THOUGHT NO NUKES THIS TIME
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Jps on February 18, 2008, 11:18:58 am
I see no rules about it  :lol:
Title: New UN thread
Post by: gagahput3ra on February 18, 2008, 11:40:21 am
Where's my country on the first post  :?
Title: New UN thread
Post by: jameswyhk on February 18, 2008, 03:14:02 pm
Still don't have enough people.
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Bobandirus on February 18, 2008, 07:02:06 pm
Does the UK include all its oflying islands? If not, then can I be them??
Title: New UN thread
Post by: SATA on February 18, 2008, 08:08:14 pm
im UK :D  Be ireland maybe?
Title: New UN thread
Post by: zkvac on February 19, 2008, 04:26:22 am
Can someone please explain what I put my name down for?? What is this game?
Title: New UN thread
Post by: blumage on February 19, 2008, 06:04:14 am
well u need to organize more , try putting up a topic to discuss
Title: New UN thread
Post by: jameswyhk on February 19, 2008, 09:22:48 am
For details, see the old thread.
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Jps on February 19, 2008, 10:07:39 am
If you are smart enough to put some names on the list.. you would see it's ENOUGH.
Title: New UN thread
Post by: seafly4fun on February 19, 2008, 12:16:42 pm
I want to be Mexico. Cheap beer, cheap woman and cheap labor! What more can you ask for? :)
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Bobandirus on February 19, 2008, 09:36:18 pm
Can I be micronesia, or the minor pacific islands, or whatever the UN recognises as the country?


EDIT: After a quick look on the CIA world factbook, I wish to represent The Federated States of Micronesia. :D
Title: New UN thread
Post by: nwadeltaboy on February 19, 2008, 10:28:29 pm
U. S. of A. for M.E. :D

News:  This time around, the United States allies with Australia and New Zealand instead of being their enemies, creating the AUSANZAC.  All three countries have gone into North Korea and destroyed all their nukes to promote world peace.  And if North Korea ever wants to make more nukes, they will face the wrath of hundreds of AUSANZAC members dressed as civillians in North Korea who will stop them! :D :twisted:
Title: New UN thread
Post by: seafly4fun on February 19, 2008, 11:48:01 pm
Quote from: "nwaboy"
U. S. of A. for M.E. :D

News:  This time around, the United States allies with Australia and New Zealand instead of being their enemies, creating the AUSANZAC.  All three countries have gone into North Korea and destroyed all their nukes to promote world peace.  And if North Korea ever wants to make more nukes, they will face the wrath of hundreds of AUSANZAC members dressed as civillians in North Korea who will stop them! :D :twisted:


Throws poo at the members of AUSANZAC for being bullies! Mexico has a bit of oil that it will with hold from the members of AUSANZAC if they continue to bully small nations.
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Vamerica on February 20, 2008, 12:22:57 am
New Zealand says, what the HE*L are you talking about. We formed nothing of the sort. So stop these lies.
Title: New UN thread
Post by: seafly4fun on February 20, 2008, 05:38:22 am
I"d like to propose that Tuesdays be known as Taco Tuesdays here at the UN. The delegates from Mexico will be serving up free Tacos for members of the UN in the cafeteria.
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Vamerica on February 20, 2008, 05:49:03 am
YES!!!!!!!!! yum yum YUM!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Title: New UN thread
Post by: gagahput3ra on February 20, 2008, 08:31:18 am
Indonesia announce we never eat tacos :lol:
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Bobandirus on February 20, 2008, 10:17:54 am
Micronesia wants as meany tacos as we can get! We dont have enough land to make the food we need  :(
Title: Re: New UN thread
Post by: Jps on February 20, 2008, 10:31:46 am
Quote from: "jameswyhk"

SATA-United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland


Guess why I'm laughing... it's something about the country.
Title: Re: New UN thread
Post by: jameswyhk on February 20, 2008, 10:57:24 am
Quote from: "Jps"
Quote from: "jameswyhk"

SATA-United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland


Guess why I'm laughing... it's something about the country.

Ireland/Northern Ireland?
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Bobandirus on February 20, 2008, 11:41:04 am
Does my bid to represent the Federated states of Micronesia get in then?
Title: New UN thread
Post by: quatzalcoatl on February 20, 2008, 12:12:54 pm
Can i be Germany again?
Title: New UN thread
Post by: pck on February 20, 2008, 01:18:49 pm
DELETE
Title: New UN thread
Post by: pck on February 20, 2008, 01:24:51 pm
Malaysia starts pumping oil out, if interested, u can always ask for a trade :D
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Seattle on February 20, 2008, 03:12:02 pm
I wanna be Greece!!!!

First decision. We conquer rightfully owned Macedonia, Istanbul, and Bosnia. (well... Bosnia is just for the fun of it :P )
Title: Re: New UN thread
Post by: SATA on February 20, 2008, 03:22:56 pm
Quote from: "jameswyhk"
Quote from: "Jps"
Quote from: "jameswyhk"

SATA-United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland


Guess why I'm laughing... it's something about the country.

Ireland/Northern Ireland?


I think its that Great Britain and United Kingdom are the same thing :P
Title: Re: New UN thread
Post by: jameswyhk on February 20, 2008, 04:03:38 pm
Quote from: "SATA"
Quote from: "jameswyhk"
Quote from: "Jps"
Quote from: "jameswyhk"

SATA-United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland


Guess why I'm laughing... it's something about the country.

Ireland/Northern Ireland?


I think its that Great Britain and United Kingdom are the same thing :P

Of course, they are not the same thing!
Title: New UN thread
Post by: jameswyhk on February 20, 2008, 04:05:04 pm
Great Britain=England(including Wales)+Scotland
United Kingdom=Great Britain+Northern Ireland
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Bobandirus on February 20, 2008, 04:08:38 pm
Quote from: "jameswyhk"
Great Britain=England(including Wales)+Scotland
United Kingdom=Great Britain+Northern Ireland


U.K. = What you said, but also all the minor offlying islands :P
Title: New UN thread
Post by: SATA on February 20, 2008, 04:14:12 pm
oh i get it, thats pathetic i live in britain :P
Title: New UN thread
Post by: quatzalcoatl on February 20, 2008, 05:20:32 pm
Do we want to organise announcements like last time?

National
The minister for energy started an initiative to close down all coal/oil/gas power plants and replace them with more efficient and cleaner plants.
International
The german Chancellor condemns Greece's actions regarding the war on Macedonia, Bosnia and Istanbul and is calling for a peaceful solution. The german delegate to the European Union also calls for peace and for other countries to back up this request.
Military
The minister of defence announced yesterday that the german military will be downsized and focused on transport actions (again).
He also announced that the developement of the new Airbus A400M would be speeded up and that an order for 12 A380F in a military variant were placed to be primarily used in troubled regions for vital transports such as foood and medicine. For this reason germany will open a trade with mexico for tacos.
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Vamerica on February 20, 2008, 11:39:10 pm
NZ planes to make a taller building than the sky tower.

used to be...
(http://www.incentivesnz.co.nz/admin/images/copy/7232409_skytower.jpg)
Future...
(http://www.uaepropertytrends.com/ptrends/mvnplugin/mvnforum/upload/storyimages/burj_dubai_world's_tallest_tower_060416_0401.jpg)
Title: New UN thread
Post by: a1b23 on February 20, 2008, 11:48:35 pm
canada!!!!!
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Vamerica on February 20, 2008, 11:50:55 pm
what?

ow wate, do you want to be Canada?
Title: New UN thread
Post by: a1b23 on February 20, 2008, 11:52:23 pm
Quote from: "Vamerica"
what?

ow wate, do you want to be Canada?


i live there so why not :mrgreen:
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Vamerica on February 20, 2008, 11:53:19 pm
I see
Title: New UN thread
Post by: seafly4fun on February 21, 2008, 04:42:49 am
Quote from: "Vamerica"
NZ planes to make a taller building than the sky tower.

used to be...
(http://www.incentivesnz.co.nz/admin/images/copy/7232409_skytower.jpg)
Future...
(http://www.uaepropertytrends.com/ptrends/mvnplugin/mvnforum/upload/storyimages/burj_dubai_world's_tallest_tower_060416_0401.jpg)


Mexico would like to offer New Zeland some cheap labor in exchange for some sheep.
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Vamerica on February 21, 2008, 04:48:36 am
We have plenty of sheep to give, but we want this kiwi made. We will give some sheep for some gold.
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Seattle on February 21, 2008, 05:04:04 am
Greece is looking for cheap labor from Mexico. We trade olives, olive oil, olive wine, and olive bread! :P
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Blue Sky Mine on February 21, 2008, 10:17:46 am
Singapore would like to buy Germany's disfunct airforce 8) (and if poland is there, we'd like your Migs as well ;) )
Title: New UN thread
Post by: SATA on February 21, 2008, 01:21:17 pm
Quote from: "Vamerica"
NZ planes to make a taller building than the sky tower.

used to be...
(http://www.incentivesnz.co.nz/admin/images/copy/7232409_skytower.jpg)
Future...
(http://www.uaepropertytrends.com/ptrends/mvnplugin/mvnforum/upload/storyimages/burj_dubai_world's_tallest_tower_060416_0401.jpg)


the united kingdom would like to become parteners with NZ and if so will tribute you 2Billion for your tower to be built :P
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Bobandirus on February 21, 2008, 02:46:44 pm
Micronesia would like to say that they need all the charity that they can get! Also, that they will allow fishing rights to any country that will assist us with army talks, as we only have a megre population, and no armd forces
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Seattle on February 21, 2008, 04:40:08 pm
Quote from: "Bobandirus"
Micronesia would like to say that they need all the charity that they can get! Also, that they will allow fishing rights to any country that will assist us with army talks, as we only have a megre population, and no armd forces


Greece accepts and will send its death squads over immediatly. :)
Title: New UN thread
Post by: quatzalcoatl on February 21, 2008, 04:57:22 pm
Germany is willing to sell a portion of its army to both Singapore and Micronesia.
Singapore is welcome to make an offer and we will buy the fishing rights of Micronesia for 2 Eurofighters, 3 Tanks and 10 utility vehicles.

The Minister for Environment proposed a new Environmental Resolution:
-All oil/gas/coal power stations will be closed and replaced by renewable energy like solar power etc.
-Cars will be powered by overhead wires (much like bumper-cars) by 2010 to reduce the need for oil
-Packaging on food etc. will be limited by law to reduce rubbish (You know these chocklates where each one is wrapped in an extra paper, they're a nuicance)
-A new initiative will be opened to preserve rainforrests.

The Minister also calls upon other states to be more environmentally friendly.
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Seattle on February 21, 2008, 05:19:56 pm
Quote from: "quatzalcoatl"
Germany is willing to sell a portion of its army to both Singapore and Micronesia.
Singapore is welcome to make an offer and we will buy the fishing rights of Micronesia for 2 Eurofighters, 3 Tanks and 10 utility vehicles.

The Minister for Environment proposed a new Environmental Resolution:
-All oil/gas/coal power stations will be closed and replaced by renewable energy like solar power etc.
-Cars will be powered by overhead wires (much like bumper-cars) by 2010 to reduce the need for oil
-Packaging on food etc. will be limited by law to reduce rubbish (You know these chocklates where each one is wrapped in an extra paper, they're a nuicance)
-A new initiative will be opened to preserve rainforrests.

The Minister also calls upon other states to be more environmentally friendly.


However, it isnt sending 500 death squads, with 50 people in each. That makes for 25000 leathel killers. :D (They all like olives)
Title: New UN thread
Post by: quatzalcoatl on February 21, 2008, 08:22:53 pm
No, Germany isn't going to send any death squads anywhere, expecially not 25000, thats more than 1/10th of our whole army.
However Germany is sending some Transport-planes to pick up all the olives and distribute them to the people of Macedonia, Bosnia and Istanbul. The The Minister for Defence also asks Mexico for some Tacos in exchange to some good old german beer. These tacos will also be given to the war-ridden people of Macedonia, Bosnia and Istanbul.
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Seattle on February 21, 2008, 09:17:28 pm
Quote from: "quatzalcoatl"
No, Germany isn't going to send any death squads anywhere, expecially not 25000, thats more than 1/10th of our whole army.
However Germany is sending some Transport-planes to pick up all the olives and distribute them to the people of Macedonia, Bosnia and Istanbul. The The Minister for Defence also asks Mexico for some Tacos in exchange to some good old german beer. These tacos will also be given to the war-ridden people of Macedonia, Bosnia and Istanbul.


Hey! There not war ridden! These people are Greek (minus Bosnia) They accepted us and actually have lifted Greece to become one of the best world powers. The Death Squads are programed so that they will kill anyone at anycost and were founded thousands of years ago...
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Bobandirus on February 21, 2008, 09:47:04 pm
Micronesia would like to thank Grease for sending over its armed forces, and would like to say that it needs a bit of a navy as well, considering we are an almost totally water based country, so if anyone will assisst with the navy, total fishing rites will go to them, Grease, and Micronesia, with them being allowed to keep 100% of their catch, as long as it inst endangerd, and a total of what is being caught is sent to the Micronesian Goverment for record.
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Seattle on February 21, 2008, 10:06:31 pm
Quote from: "Bobandirus"
Micronesia would like to thank Grease for sending over its armed forces, and would like to say that it needs a bit of a navy as well, considering we are an almost totally water based country, so if anyone will assisst with the navy, total fishing rites will go to them, Grease, and Micronesia, with them being allowed to keep 100% of their catch, as long as it inst endangerd, and a total of what is being caught is sent to the Micronesian Goverment for record.


Definantly! Greece has the largest commericial fleet of ships in the world! How about 50 fishing vesseles, 2 aircraft carriers, 8 destroyers, 25 coast guard vessels, 15 coast gaurd helicopters, 5 police boats, 10 battleships, and 5 green - friendly subs. :)

(and free olives!) :P
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Bobandirus on February 21, 2008, 10:32:22 pm
Micronesia signs deal with Grease, closing the deal.

The Only countrys with fishing rites for Micronesian waters are Micronesia and now Grease, as long as they stick by the rules affor mentiond in the topic.
This will be enforced with our new millatry coast guard :D


DO BE AWARE! When we find the right place to build or off-shore airport, we WILL be on the look out for a small Airforce, so if anyof you would like to assist with any part of this plan, feel free to say. All deels will be farely considerd
Title: New UN thread
Post by: SATA on February 21, 2008, 10:35:50 pm
The UK would like to help and in further cooperation the UK will build a airbase in Btitain for Micronesia to expand there little airforce if you are intrested? :D
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Bobandirus on February 21, 2008, 10:46:21 pm
I shall think about what I would like to do over a good nights sleep :)
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Seattle on February 21, 2008, 10:49:15 pm
Quote from: "Bobandirus"
Micronesia signs deal with Grease, closing the deal.

The Only countrys with fishing rites for Micronesian waters are Micronesia and now Grease, as long as they stick by the rules affor mentiond in the topic.
This will be enforced with our new millatry coast guard :D


DO BE AWARE! When we find the right place to build or off-shore airport, we WILL be on the look out for a small Airforce, so if anyof you would like to assist with any part of this plan, feel free to say. All deels will be farely considerd


Greece will provide 10 million gallons of fuel, 15 767 tankers, 5 fire repellent planes, 10 787-900 cargo planes, 20 ERJ-175AR's*, 5 ERJ-195AR's*, 15 F-22's, 15 Boeing-Lockheed Martin Bombers on order, 10 war heads, 500 kilos of missles, 3 boeing 737-800's*, 2 737-900ER's*, 5 737-700's*, 15 boeing 787-800's*, and 3 Boeing 737-700 BJJ's.

*for a Micronesian Airline

Supplies will be provided for a dual runway airport in the capital of Micronesia. one rwy will be 11,980 ft the other one will be 9,750 ft. Three terminals will open. One for domestic, regional, and low cost carrier flights. One for international flights, no more gate capacity than a b767-200ER, one for long hual international flights. ILS and Radar. :) (for a cost to greece of 2.9 billion. We treat that as any other olive)
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Bobandirus on February 21, 2008, 10:57:36 pm
Quote from: "Seattle"
Quote from: "Bobandirus"
Micronesia signs deal with Grease, closing the deal.

The Only countrys with fishing rites for Micronesian waters are Micronesia and now Grease, as long as they stick by the rules affor mentiond in the topic.
This will be enforced with our new millatry coast guard :D


DO BE AWARE! When we find the right place to build or off-shore airport, we WILL be on the look out for a small Airforce, so if anyof you would like to assist with any part of this plan, feel free to say. All deels will be farely considerd


Greece will provide 10 million gallons of fuel, 15 767 tankers, 5 fire repellent planes, 10 787-900 cargo planes, 20 ERJ-175AR's*, 5 ERJ-195AR's*, 15 F-22's, 15 Boeing-Lockheed Martin Bombers on order, 10 war heads, 500 kilos of missles, 3 boeing 737-800's*, 2 737-900ER's*, 5 737-700's*, 15 boeing 787-800's*, and 3 Boeing 737-700 BJJ's.

*for a Micronesian Airline

Supplies will be provided for a dual runway airport in the capital of Micronesia. one rwy will be 11,980 ft the other one will be 9,750 ft. Three terminals will open. One for domestic, regional, and low cost carrier flights. One for international flights, no more gate capacity than a b767-200ER, one for long hual international flights. ILS and Radar. :) (for a cost to greece of 2.9 billion. We treat that as any other olive)



 :shock:  :shock:

What do you want in return??


also, please bare in mind, that this (http://web.mit.edu/12.000/www/m2009/teams/5/Micronesia%20Map), is our land map. The airport may not be built in the capital, more like very neer it, on the water, with a very large ferry sevave between it.


This is tempting though, I will leave it untill 0800 zulu tomorow, to see if anyone else would like to help, and then I shall sine the deel :D
Title: New UN thread
Post by: EXTspotter on February 21, 2008, 11:59:42 pm
Turkey now has a leader who is hard of hearing.

Turkey agrees to the German Anti-Climate Change Policy and is now fitting all donkeys with Anodes and Cathodes and putting batteries under all paved and unpaved surfaces to recharge them as they move. Turkey has also heard the pleas of Micronesia and is sending over a supertanker of Turkey Gravy. The Turkish Govt. has also set up a Quango to make sure that Greece is awarded 12 points in this years eurovision song contest. Turkey has also drawn up a treaty to act with Greece as an Olive Co-operative, to increase the two countries olivey stranglehold on the world. Italy, France and Spain have also been invited into the deal.
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Seattle on February 22, 2008, 01:30:14 am
Quote from: "EXTspotter"
Turkey now has a leader who is hard of hearing.

Turkey agrees to the German Anti-Climate Change Policy and is now fitting all donkeys with Anodes and Cathodes and putting batteries under all paved and unpaved surfaces to recharge them as they move. Turkey has also heard the pleas of Micronesia and is sending over a supertanker of Turkey Gravy. The Turkish Govt. has also set up a Quango to make sure that Greece is awarded 12 points in this years eurovision song contest. Turkey has also drawn up a treaty to act with Greece as an Olive Co-operative, to increase the two countries olivey stranglehold on the world. Italy, France and Spain have also been invited into the deal.


Greece accepts the olive deal. Olive production has increased to 100 billion barrels of olive oil a second.  :)  Thats 98.5% of the industry. 1.5% is Turkey.  :wink:
Title: New UN thread
Post by: seafly4fun on February 22, 2008, 04:06:47 am
Quote from: "Seattle"
Greece is looking for cheap labor from Mexico. We trade olives, olive oil, olive wine, and olive bread! :P


Cheaper labor sold to Greece.
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Seattle on February 22, 2008, 04:45:44 am
Quote from: "seafly4fun"
Quote from: "Seattle"
Greece is looking for cheap labor from Mexico. We trade olives, olive oil, olive wine, and olive bread! :P


Cheaper labor sold to Greece.


Ok. An assortment of Olive products, fish products, coffee, and meat products are shipped to Mexico. :P

Next step: Make all of Greece 100% Greek Orthodox :P
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Blue Sky Mine on February 22, 2008, 08:59:53 am
Quote from: "Seattle"
Quote from: "seafly4fun"
Quote from: "Seattle"
Greece is looking for cheap labor from Mexico. We trade olives, olive oil, olive wine, and olive bread! :P


Cheaper labor sold to Greece.


Ok. An assortment of Olive products, fish products, coffee, and meat products are shipped to Mexico. :P

Next step: Make all of Greece 100% Greek Orthodox :P


Singapore expresses worries about the planned suppression of religious freedom in Greece.

Trade offers
The Singaporean government today offered to trade SQ's A380s+ A380 delivery positions for Germany's remaining Eurofighters.
Title: New UN thread
Post by: quatzalcoatl on February 22, 2008, 11:29:51 am
Germany signs the deal with Singapore about the Eurofighters (finally rid o those awful things) and joins Singapores concern about the religious situation in Greece.
To the freeing of Macedonia and Istanbul: The people might approve of the actions but the Macedonian and Turkish Gvts. won't, thats why Germany is helping out the people of those areas.
Our gouvernment wants to purchase one micronesian island to build an embasy on but aa#t the same time expresses concern about the need for such a large airport in that area.
Germany also likes to make a deal with both, Greece and micronesia, to purchase olives for consumption.
Title: New UN thread
Post by: EXTspotter on February 22, 2008, 11:38:33 am
Turkey has put up a trade-block between itself and Germany, for not buying enough olives. The trade barrier will only be raised when the Germans actually give something that turkey wants. Not Speedo'd Germans with their towels on all the sunbeds.
Title: New UN thread
Post by: pck on February 22, 2008, 11:41:45 am
Just to remind Singapore: Your food supplies and water supplies are pure malaysian. Made in Malaysia!
Title: New UN thread
Post by: quatzalcoatl on February 22, 2008, 11:42:28 am
Germany makes a deal with turkey for olives in exchange for more sunbeds , towels and alarm-clocks to give the turkisch people a fair chance against german tourists at the pool. :lol:
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Blue Sky Mine on February 22, 2008, 12:50:44 pm
Quote from: "pck"
Just to remind Singapore: Your food supplies and water supplies are pure malaysian. Made in Malaysia!


The Singaporean government is aware of that situation. However it plans to strengthen its ties with Indonesia in case some crazy ruler tries to cut the water :wink:
Title: New UN thread
Post by: pck on February 22, 2008, 01:21:54 pm
no, water supplies will not be cut and Malaysia will always support Singapore!
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Seattle on February 22, 2008, 03:24:37 pm
Greece has recieved 90% satisfaction rate in the areas captured. Oviously Turkey doesnt mind since we hold an olive embargo on the world :P

Greece has successfully converted everyone in Greece to Greek Orthdox. They did this by debates will all pre-existing religions in Greece. No one is forced. Bosnia is an exception, becuase of the great bio-diversity of Muslims, Orthodox, athist, and Catholics.

All materials and jets sent to Micronesia have had their eco-foot-print to the world reduced by 45%. All oil exported their is olive oil, works like oil, smells like olives. :P

To Micronesia: Can we send missionareis to Micronesia, so we can peacefully convert your people to Greek Orthodox.
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Post by: EXTspotter on February 22, 2008, 04:45:54 pm
Turkey is not satisied by the laughable German response and is now sending in more immagants to Germany than ever before. This will have 1 of 2 effects. One: increase points awarded to Turkey in Eurovision (because it is all political) or 2, force the current german govt. out of power because the German public are anti-turkish and try to set fire to their apartments in a xenophobic manner.
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Seattle on February 22, 2008, 04:51:15 pm
Greece Agrees with Turkey. All olive supplies are cut-off from Germany :P

Greece recomends the EU to hold an embargo on Germany, until they stop burning down Turkish homes. 8)

Greece automatically wins  the Eurocup, becuase they won last time. 8)  :D
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Post by: quatzalcoatl on February 22, 2008, 06:10:01 pm
Hey now, Turkey is always getting maximum points from Germany in the eurovision.
The german gouvernment is aware of the problem and has come up with following rezolution:
-national-sozailistic parties like NPD and DVU are forbidden permanently.
-All nazies are banned to the north-pole (at least until the summer, after that we expect them to be drowned)
-after banning all nazies, the overall violence in the country has halfed.

Germany has pulled the previous offer and submitted a new one:
-Turkey gets max points in the Eurovision, Greece gets second most.
-Germany will speak for Turkey on the issue of EU application, i the current turkish gouvernment is willing to change according to european laws.
-Germany enforces the need for making Turkey as a touristic region more attractive for german tourists as that would also provide income for the locals.
-Germany still wants its olives.
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Seattle on February 22, 2008, 06:16:49 pm
Quote from: "quatzalcoatl"
Hey now, Turkey is always getting maximum points from Germany in the eurovision.
The german gouvernment is aware of the problem and has come up with following rezolution:
-national-sozailistic parties like NPD and DVU are forbidden permanently.
-All nazies are banned to the north-pole (at least until the summer, after that we expect them to be drowned)
-after banning all nazies, the overall violence in the country has halfed.

Germany has pulled the previous offer and submitted a new one:
-Turkey gets max points in the Eurovision, Greece gets second most.
-Germany will speak for Turkey on the issue of EU application, i the current turkish gouvernment is willing to change according to european laws.
-Germany enforces the need for making Turkey as a touristic region more attractive for german tourists as that would also provide income for the locals.
-Germany still wants its olives.


okay :)

Greece accepts. Oil embargo is dropped. EU threats dropped. Two countries are willing to accept Turkey into the Eu. Greece wins the World Cup!!!!!!!!!!!!11 :D  :D
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Post by: EXTspotter on February 22, 2008, 07:03:41 pm
Turkey is accepted into the EU and pours concrete into the Strait of Bosporus to demonstrate that it is properly connected to Europe. Turkey wins Eurovision and puts a quota on the number of German men whereing revealing bathing suits at all resorts, like Izmir and Antalya.
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Seattle on February 22, 2008, 07:15:03 pm
Greece gives only the city of Istanbul back to Turkey (remeber their all 100% Greek Orthodox) as a gift for joing the EU!
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Post by: quatzalcoatl on February 22, 2008, 07:38:58 pm
Turkey is also supposed to issue euro coins (yeah, new ones) Hopefully you choose interesting designs don't make our mistake.

Germany wants to sell all of it's 206A class subs and two 212A class subs (they're the most modern ones in the world), who wants them?
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Seattle on February 22, 2008, 07:45:02 pm
Quote from: "quatzalcoatl"
Turkey is also supposed to issue euro coins (yeah, new ones) Hopefully you choose interesting designs don't make our mistake.

Germany wants to sell all of it's 206A class subs and two 212A class subs (they're the most modern ones in the world), who wants them?
greece takes all of them; gives germany 5 million barrels of extra extra extra virgin olive oil.
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Post by: quatzalcoatl on February 22, 2008, 08:02:11 pm
Allright, so they stay in Europe after all.
The Gouvernment issues the extra olive oil at the "Berliner Tafel" (a charity feast for the poor) and people are absolutely thrilled. As a result of which, many germans are reorganising their summer-holidays to go to Greece and buy more olive oil.
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Bobandirus on February 22, 2008, 09:45:20 pm
Quote from: "Seattle"

All materials and jets sent to Micronesia have had their eco-foot-print to the world reduced by 45%. All oil exported their is olive oil, works like oil, smells like olives. :P

To Micronesia: Can we send missionareis to Micronesia, so we can peacefully convert your people to Greek Orthodox.


Many thanks go to Greece, for their large help in forming army, navy, and airforce :D

Alas, upon a vote with the Micronesian people, the desision was made to remain a Humanist country. The missionarys are allowed in, but only for 1 month, as that is the limit on our visa (you have to apply for special circumstances other wise), and they did preash, but the people, unfortunatly for Greese, did not listen, and 99.8% of the Micronesian people remained either non-religious, or humanist. Sorry Greece :( You can still come here for a holiday though!


Micronesian Scientists are happy to announce that they are well on the way to breeding potates and fish, in order to make ready made fish and chips! They should be ready for the end of the year, and if any country would like to start makeing orders, please say so now!
Title: New UN thread
Post by: zkvac on February 22, 2008, 09:55:14 pm
Italy just does nothing and gets (stays?) drunk all day.
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Seattle on February 22, 2008, 11:17:55 pm
Greece has succesfully converted All of the Former Yugoslave countries, Romania, Bulgaria, and Bermuda into Greek Orthodox. Special vacation packages have been proposed to Germany, Turkey, and Micronesia.

We only but trade two B-52 Bombers for 2 tonnes of ready made fish&chips from Micronesia.

Greece also has located the reason why the US has so many obese people. Simple. They dont drink Extra Virgin Olive Oil. 8)
Title: New UN thread
Post by: nwadeltaboy on February 22, 2008, 11:30:49 pm
USA is looking for peaceful countries (ie ones without nukes) to ally with

never we bully little countries, unless they are threats.
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Seattle on February 22, 2008, 11:31:47 pm
Quote from: "nwaboy"
USA is looking for peaceful countries (ie ones without nukes) to ally with

never we bully little countries, unless they are threats.



extra virgin olive oil for transport and food?
Title: New UN thread
Post by: nwadeltaboy on February 22, 2008, 11:54:03 pm
sure... :? ... :D
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Post by: EXTspotter on February 22, 2008, 11:56:08 pm
Can I put in an order for 6.6bn Fish and Chips in a swap for all the oil needed to cook them (you can use it again). This will end world hunger (for a day) therefore making a nice contribution to the world. Turkey has also sent an offer to the USA to help them start their own supply of Olives to make Olive Oil, which can be used as biofuel, to bring the US inline with many other countries and make it possible for them to sign onto the Bali Agreement. A similar offer has been sent to Australia, the only other high power useage country which has not signed the agreement. Olive Groves will be planted in areas with similar climates to the meditteranian, like Northern California and South-East Australia.

In other news, a trial is being made by THY Turkish Airlines to use Olive-derived biofuel instead of Kerosene. Onur was originally offered a similar grant to which the reply "Steam power is the way to go for Onur on our A300s, A320s and MD88s." Was given.
Title: New UN thread
Post by: nwadeltaboy on February 22, 2008, 11:57:34 pm
Sure! :D

whats the Bali agreement?
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Seattle on February 22, 2008, 11:57:58 pm
but of course they will only be blimps on our radar screen, and we (Turkey and Greece) will control the Olive industry, right?
Title: New UN thread
Post by: EXTspotter on February 22, 2008, 11:59:24 pm
That is Correct, their contribution to the world Olive market will be small for a long time as the groves will not mature for decades.

Bali Agreement is a followup to Kyoto Agreement.
Title: New UN thread
Post by: nwadeltaboy on February 23, 2008, 12:02:59 am
whats Kyoto agreement?  your not helping much
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Seattle on February 23, 2008, 12:06:09 am
Quote from: "EXTspotter"
That is Correct, their contribution to the world Olive market will be small for a long time as the groves will not mature for decades.

Bali Agreement is a followup to Kyoto Agreement.


okay, Greece sends 15,000 planters to the US, armed with OLIVES!!!!!

Greece proposes a plan to the US to peacdefully convert about 55-65% of its population to Greek Orthodox by a way of peaceful debates.

Current conversion: GO = Greek Orthodox

Istanbul and former Turkish part of Europe: 100% GO
Former Bosnia: 7.89% GO
Greece: 100%
Cyprus: 100%
Bermuda: 100%
former Macedonia: 100%
Bulgaria: 98.45%
Romania: 87.04%
Micronesia: .2%
Title: New UN thread
Post by: EXTspotter on February 23, 2008, 12:14:34 am
In return for helping the growth of Olives in the US and Australia, Ankara requests some sort of future payment. From the US, Turkey requests US companies to set up factories or regional headquaters within turkey. Talks with boeing have already procured a lease on land around Sabiha Gökçen International Airport near Istanbul as a site for a new construction plant for Boeing Narrowbody aircraft, like the 737 and Y3. From Australia, Ankara requests the ownership of Norfolk Island, however, Australia can continue to use it as previously as a tourist destination, but some of the money generated goes towards the Treasury of Turkey.
Title: New UN thread
Post by: nwadeltaboy on February 23, 2008, 04:45:23 pm
Quote from: "Seattle"
Greece proposes a plan to the US to peacdefully convert about 55-65% of its population to Greek Orthodox by a way of peaceful debates.

30% at the most, 25% would be best.
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Seattle on February 23, 2008, 04:55:19 pm
In set of 300 debates all over the country, Greece has manages to accidently overshoot its goal an managed to convert 43% of the population. Meanwhile, doing this, Canada accepted Greek Orthodox as its main religion, after 150 debates their.

All countries with 100% GO: Greece, Bulgaria, Romania, Former European part of Turkey, Istanbul, Cyprus, Bermuda, Canada, Former Macedonia.

.2 to Micronesia
43% to the US
17% in Italy
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Bobandirus on February 24, 2008, 12:17:01 pm
Micronesian Scientist would like to say that the Fish/Potato cross is now compleatly finised, and they are breading happily! They will accept any orders, the price is $1 million for 1million fish.
The Scientists would also like to say that they are working on an apple and buiskt cross, for ready made apple pie. They are fairly confident that this sould work, and are accepting early orders now, but with the price TBC.
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Blue Sky Mine on February 24, 2008, 12:26:03 pm
The government of Singapore has decided to order 30 Boeing 747-800s to refund Singapore airlines for the traded A380s.
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Seattle on February 24, 2008, 02:54:41 pm
Quote from: "Blue Sky Mine"
The government of Singapore has decided to order 30 Boeing 747-800s to refund Singapore airlines for the traded A380s.


Appluase! :D


Greece has signed a deal with Boeing to bring final assembly of the 747-800 + into Greece. Much of the stuff for building it will be built in neigboring Turkey :D
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Post by: quatzalcoatl on February 24, 2008, 07:17:06 pm
Germany (now renamed to Germland) puts an order for 82.5mill fish'n'chips per day. That will go right with our newly aquired olive oil.

The Germlandish gouvernment also reopens the formerly disfunct aircraft manufacturer Dornier and rebuys the rights for the 328 and 728/528/928 series of aircraft. Lufthansa will place and order for theese aircraft, as do BA and Air France. Anybody else wants them, they're good planes.
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Blue Sky Mine on February 24, 2008, 07:38:52 pm
Quote from: "quatzalcoatl"
Germany (now renamed to Germland)


The Singaporean government bans 200 000 web pages that are making fun of the new name

(Du weisst schon was das Wort 'germ' auf Englisch bedeutet, oder? :shock: )
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Seattle on February 24, 2008, 08:04:37 pm
greece buys 1 billion fish chip  :)
Title: New UN thread
Post by: quatzalcoatl on February 24, 2008, 08:15:36 pm
Quote from: "Blue Sky Mine"
Quote from: "quatzalcoatl"
Germany (now renamed to Germland)


The Singaporean government bans 200 000 web pages that are making fun of the new name

(Du weisst schon was das Wort 'germ' auf Englisch bedeutet, oder? :shock: )


I know what that means, thats why i formed it.
Just to explain: i live in germany but spend to years in Ireland on xchange. In direct comparison i can say that Ireland at least is 100 times better and i guess that gues for many other countries. And then: take the first half of the english word for germany and the second one of the german word and you're left with Germland. :lol:


Back to business: Germland is calling on to Greece buy 40 mill more litres of olive oil per day, as we found out that we don't have enaugh olive oil to feed the entire population on fish'n'chips.(that was the original plan)
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Seattle on February 24, 2008, 08:34:04 pm
Quote from: "quatzalcoatl"
Quote from: "Blue Sky Mine"
Quote from: "quatzalcoatl"
Germany (now renamed to Germland)


The Singaporean government bans 200 000 web pages that are making fun of the new name

(Du weisst schon was das Wort 'germ' auf Englisch bedeutet, oder? :shock: )


I know what that means, thats why i formed it.
Just to explain: i live in germany but spend to years in Ireland on xchange. In direct comparison i can say that Ireland at least is 100 times better and i guess that gues for many other countries. And then: take the first half of the english word for germany and the second one of the german word and you're left with Germland. :lol:


Back to business: Germland is calling on to Greece buy 40 mill more litres of olive oil per day, as we found out that we don't have enaugh olive oil to feed the entire population on fish'n'chips.(that was the original plan)


55 trillion gallons are assigned (we had a bit to much) :P
Title: New UN thread
Post by: quatzalcoatl on February 24, 2008, 08:41:13 pm
Thats fine with me, as long as we don't have to pay more, we will put that extra 15 mill into resaerch. Dornier just started a new prgram, dubbing it the Do-728o which will be a 728 series aircraft running on olive oil, procing 50% less poisonous waste and a nice scent while passing. :lol:
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Seattle on February 24, 2008, 08:57:45 pm
Quote from: "quatzalcoatl"
Thats fine with me, as long as we don't have to pay more, we will put that extra 15 mill into resaerch. Dornier just started a new prgram, dubbing it the Do-728o which will be a 728 series aircraft running on olive oil, procing 50% less poisonous waste and a nice scent while passing. :lol:
:lol:
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Blue Sky Mine on February 24, 2008, 09:11:23 pm
Quote from: "quatzalcoatl"

I know what that means, thats why i formed it.
Just to explain: i live in germany but spend to years in Ireland on xchange. In direct comparison i can say that Ireland at least is 100 times better and i guess that gues for many other countries. And then: take the first half of the english word for germany and the second one of the german word and you're left with Germland. :lol:

Just wanted to make sure :)

Singapore today signed a LOI for 10 yet-to-be-designed Il 96-300 for state transport which will be powered by olive oil.
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Seattle on February 24, 2008, 09:27:49 pm
All Tupolev, Yakvlov, antonov, sukhio, and Ilysuin aircrafts are to be made in Greece. :D
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Post by: nwadeltaboy on February 24, 2008, 09:33:10 pm
The United States shows its thanks to the leaders of Greece and Turkey by giving each of them a Boeing 797 aircraft!

(http://zedomax.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/wow_airplane.jpg)

































After realizing how messed up those planes were, the US decided to take those back and give each of them a private A380 instead as a gift. :D

(http://mfgcommunity.autodesk.com/files/blog/kevin/A380.jpg)
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Post by: Seattle on February 24, 2008, 09:35:54 pm
Thanks!

Major announcement:

Airbus moves all operations to Greece, except for the ones based in Germany!

(many suppliers also moved to Turkey).

Boeing will also produce "the ridicualous" looking 797 on the Island of Crete. (also where the 747-400-800's are produceded)
Title: New UN thread
Post by: nwadeltaboy on February 24, 2008, 09:37:50 pm
the United States asks that Greece allow for A380's to be produced in Arden Hills, MN, US, but that all other Airbus productions may remain in Greece.
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Seattle on February 24, 2008, 09:41:50 pm
Quote from: "nwaboy"
the United States asks that Greece allow for A380's to be produced in Arden Hills, MN, US, but that all other Airbus productions may remain in Greece.


Permission only granted for making it their. Final assembly in Tripolis, Greece.
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Post by: Bobandirus on February 24, 2008, 09:44:36 pm
The mega yacht companys of Sunseeker, Princess, and Wally, move to Micronesia, Riva and many others are looking at Micronesia as the next place to be, and may move sometime in the future,  meaning Micronesia is now one of the leading centers for luxary yachting!

The boats now being produced in Micronesia (only 1 moddle form each company shown)
Sunseekers:
(http://www.superyachtuk.com/members/images/members/7.jpg)
Princess yachts:
(http://www.elmarine.com/images/princess-v55-yacht-charter.jpg)
Wally, who also announced that the Wally Island is going to be produced here, this image is the Wally Island):
(http://sharkride.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/wallyyacht.jpg)
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Seattle on February 24, 2008, 09:47:34 pm
Microsot, Google, Yahoo, and Zymogentics move to Larisa, Greece. (the silicon valley of Europe)

Apple inc. moves to Phaplitika, a village just to the east of LArisa.
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Post by: nwadeltaboy on February 24, 2008, 09:52:37 pm
All airlines have agreed to move their headquarters to somewhere in the United States (but keep their present hubs), and all airlines now have at least one flight to the United States.
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Seattle on February 24, 2008, 09:55:25 pm
minus OA, Aegean, and Turkish Airlines, who have decided to stay in their present countries
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Post by: nwadeltaboy on February 24, 2008, 09:57:33 pm
OA, Aegean and Turkish Airlines swap office buildings with Microsoft, Google, and Apple, because all six have changed their minds and went back to their original countries.
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Seattle on February 24, 2008, 10:03:25 pm
Quote from: "nwaboy"
OA, Aegean and Turkish Airlines swap office buildings with Microsoft, Google, and Apple, because all six have changed their minds and went back to their original countries.


nope, They almost all stay. OA is owned by the government, there for cant go (same with Turkish). Aegean cant go becuase OA has shares in Aegean :shock:, so it cant go. Microsoft wants to come to Greece. Apple goes back. Google and Yahoo stay, as they have to pay 0% taxes the Greek gov.


---

from now on, we must ask countries for company switches. (minus countries with no players)
Title: New UN thread
Post by: nwadeltaboy on February 24, 2008, 10:06:49 pm
how about...all companies go back to their original countries
Title: New UN thread
Post by: EXTspotter on February 24, 2008, 10:24:25 pm
:p They make Sunseekers in Poole and Princesses in Plymouth.
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Bobandirus on February 24, 2008, 10:25:46 pm
Yea, and I like them, thats why I nicked them :P
Title: New UN thread
Post by: MrOrange on February 24, 2008, 10:52:21 pm
Just out of curiosity, do you guys still wonder why the old UN thread was closed?
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Bobandirus on February 24, 2008, 10:58:34 pm
Thought it just got to old?

Do tell, im curious
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Seattle on February 25, 2008, 01:20:08 am
Quote from: "nwaboy"
how about...all companies go back to their original countries



nooo..... that would ruin the economy of the world.

Just no more trading without permission.

OA purchases rival Aegean Airlines, making it the largest carrier in Greece. :D
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Post by: Vamerica on February 25, 2008, 01:29:21 am
New Zealand is proud to purchase the one in a kind Freedom Ship . This is a ship that is unlike any before. If your thinking you want one, well bad luck. They will only make one.
(http://www.surfersvillage.com/img/st/Freedom-Ship.jpg)

it has an airport

(http://download77.com/freedomship/gallery/new/bow_low.jpg)
(http://download77.com/freedomship/gallery/new/elevation.jpg)
(http://download77.com/freedomship/gallery/new/bay_interior_high.jpg)
(http://download77.com/freedomship/gallery/new/stern_aft_low.jpg)
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Post by: Seattle on February 25, 2008, 01:37:40 am
Greece claims New Zealand's spending is a horrendous waist of money! Greece wants a reason, or it will hold an oil embargo on NZ, and NZ will either have to pay ridiculous high prices for real oil .
Title: New UN thread
Post by: nwadeltaboy on February 25, 2008, 03:00:03 am
NWA buys out OA creating:

a.) a company based in the United States
b.) the absolute worst airline ever :P
Title: New UN thread
Post by: zkvac on February 25, 2008, 03:41:17 am
Italy purchases $2 million worth of fish and chips in exchange for the same value in Fiat cars/vans. We can't be bothered cooking tonight :P
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Vamerica on February 25, 2008, 04:04:13 am
Quote from: "Seattle"
Greece claims New Zealand's spending is a horrendous waist of money! Greece wants a reason, or it will hold an oil embargo on NZ, and NZ will either have to pay ridiculous high prices for real oil .


This is not a waste of money. We have already paid it off by people buying houses and renting stores already as it getting made.
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Seattle on February 25, 2008, 05:06:14 am
Quote from: "nwaboy"
NWA buys out OA creating:

a.) a company based in the United States
b.) the absolute worst airline ever :P


Deal is destroyed by the government of the US, you cant buy out a government owned airline, dimwit! :P  :roll:
Title: New UN thread
Post by: quatzalcoatl on February 25, 2008, 09:09:00 am
Germland condemns the Freedom ship as a big waste of money and it's yet impossible to make such a large ship anyway.
The Germlandish gouvernment is seriously asking what has happened here, what with all those companies moving back and forth, but at the same time buys all moving companies :lol: Germland is more than happy to give the A380 project to Greece under the condition that Greece will take full responsibility in case it's a failure. All germlandish airlines stay in Germland, so do all other companies here, cos they deem it a waste of money to move across the globe.

ps. the old thread got closed because it was getting too ridiculus, like this one is getting now, so if we want to continue playing, get more seious. And the large pics were one reason too.
Title: New UN thread
Post by: nwadeltaboy on February 25, 2008, 01:29:17 pm
Quote from: "Seattle"
Quote from: "nwaboy"
NWA buys out OA creating:

a.) a company based in the United States
b.) the absolute worst airline ever :P


Deal is destroyed by the government of the US, you cant buy out a government owned airline, dimwit! :P  :roll:

umm, i am the government of the US, numnut! :twisted:
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Seattle on February 26, 2008, 12:35:35 am
Quote from: "nwaboy"
Quote from: "Seattle"
Quote from: "nwaboy"
NWA buys out OA creating:

a.) a company based in the United States
b.) the absolute worst airline ever :P


Deal is destroyed by the government of the US, you cant buy out a government owned airline, dimwit! :P  :roll:

umm, i am the government of the US, numnut! :twisted:


Well, I ment Greece. So, I say NO! :P

Due to Germanies agreement with Greece, an oil embargo will be placed onto New Zealand.
Title: New UN thread
Post by: nwadeltaboy on February 26, 2008, 12:36:45 am
And a corn embargo from the US...no more corn to feed their sheep :twisted:
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Post by: Vamerica on February 26, 2008, 01:07:13 am
Nz is now reconsidering its once thout partner country's. Nz gets it oil from Dubai not Greece.  Owher sheep eat grass grown in NZ :roll:  Now with what is happening NZ is becoming protective on partners.
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Seattle on February 26, 2008, 01:12:10 am
Quote from: "Vamerica"
Nz is now reconsidering its once thout partner country's. Nz gets it oil from Dubai not Greece.  Owher sheep eat grass grown in NZ :roll:  Now with what is happening NZ is becoming protective on partners.


Whats the cost of Greek oil, (3.35$)

Dubai oil: 101$ :twisted:
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Vamerica on February 26, 2008, 01:22:14 am
we would pay the cost for the Dubai oil than Greece
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Seattle on February 26, 2008, 01:36:25 am
ok, your losing more like 98$ :lol: a barrel :lol:
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Vamerica on February 26, 2008, 03:18:20 am
so :roll:
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Post by: Seattle on February 26, 2008, 03:19:21 am
it mean your stupid :D

jking.. maybe....  :P  :twisted:
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Vamerica on February 26, 2008, 03:22:30 am
no it means you lose the profit from NZ and UAE gets it. :P
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Post by: Seattle on February 26, 2008, 03:30:34 am
sure... Ilose your profit. No problem.  :lol:

Any country would rather pay 98$ less for something clean, good smelling, and CHEAP. :wink:
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Post by: Vamerica on February 26, 2008, 03:42:47 am
Yes but NZ gets discounts from UAE because we changed  :P
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Post by: Seattle on February 26, 2008, 03:51:03 am
No you dont. Then UAE wouldnt make any money. You can always get rid of your gas guzzling ship :)
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Vamerica on February 26, 2008, 03:57:04 am
the ship runs on solar and water currents catchers on the bottom of the hull
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Post by: Seattle on February 26, 2008, 03:59:29 am
prove it. Despite that, were are you going to get the plane fuel!? The massive amount of eneregy to build it? :P
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Post by: Vamerica on February 26, 2008, 04:03:00 am
UEA is bidding it :P  We are good partners with them. And they are good friends with Japan meaning they get new technology and help make the ship a eco friendly ship. And we have boeing working on a new fuel that runs on NZ sheep wool
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Seattle on February 26, 2008, 04:08:27 am
Minus that Boeing runs that ops on Crete in GREECE!! :?


Japan = Uses our fuel

Even the UAE has found its cheaper to use our fuel :lol:

The price will lower to .95 $ a barrel once we triple production. It produces absolutely noooooooo particulate matter or Carbin Dioxide 8)
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Vamerica on February 26, 2008, 04:13:59 am
Nz wount buy from a county that comes and tells us were wasting owher cash.
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Seattle on February 26, 2008, 04:18:55 am
Quote from: "Vamerica"
Nz wount buy from a county that comes and tells us were wasting owher cash.



Doug, you have a strange mind when it comes to business :lol:
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Vamerica on February 26, 2008, 04:21:33 am
I think outside the box
Title: New UN thread
Post by: zkvac on February 26, 2008, 04:43:16 am
Quote from: "Vamerica"
UEA is bidding it :P  We are good partners with them. And they are good friends with Japan meaning they get new technology and help make the ship a eco friendly ship. And we have boeing working on a new fuel that runs on NZ sheep wool


UEA are bidding it? Maybe you mean the United Arab Emirates, or UAE are Building it.
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Vamerica on February 26, 2008, 04:45:15 am
:oops:
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Seattle on February 26, 2008, 04:46:42 am
:D  :twisted:  :lol:
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Seattle on February 26, 2008, 04:47:04 am
I already had me 1500th post! :cry:
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Bobandirus on February 26, 2008, 06:31:46 am
In a bit to assist with world hunger, Micronesia are happy to donate 2/3 of their fish chips production to the hungy area of the world, as long as some other country suppys the other nessasery parts, like the oil, the pans, and the cooker.

THis would ammount to 20 billion fish chips a year, and if more are needed, production of fish chips is very easy to increase, due to them breeding like rabbits :D
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Blue Sky Mine on February 26, 2008, 11:15:47 am
Quote from: "Seattle"
All Tupolev, Yakvlov, antonov, sukhio, and Ilysuin aircrafts are to be made in Greece. :D


Luckily we didn't order Ilysuin :lol:
Title: New UN thread
Post by: quatzalcoatl on February 26, 2008, 02:03:46 pm
Germland welcomes Micronesias decision to end world hunger. It also supplies transport planes to get the ish'n'chips to africa etc. Also we would like to offer our pans and cookers if they help.

Due to the low prizes Germland buys even more oil from Greece which will be stacked for later use.
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Bobandirus on February 26, 2008, 02:39:19 pm
Micronesia gladly accepts germanys offer, and sencearly hopes that they are able to handle the 667 billion fish that they are going to be transporting a year.

More help might just be nessassery! Lend a hand people!
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Blue Sky Mine on February 26, 2008, 02:43:31 pm
Singapore will transport its share with its own 748s (as soon as they get delivered)
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Bobandirus on February 26, 2008, 02:54:57 pm
Excelent! Maby america can lend a hand with cooking them? That would be good, german efficiancy and quality, with the american bank re-scources, should be able to get the cooking done easily :D
Title: New UN thread
Post by: EXTspotter on February 26, 2008, 05:25:14 pm
We are building 738Ts, a 737-800 with a tank inside the main deck which can carry liquids around the world, which are being used to transport Olive oil around the world and helping the plight of Africa.
Title: New UN thread
Post by: iranair777 on February 26, 2008, 05:41:52 pm
I'll be Iran!

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/ca/Flag_of_Iran.svg/800px-Flag_of_Iran.svg.png)

can someone just enlighten me to what this thread is about? :P
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Blue Sky Mine on February 26, 2008, 06:40:46 pm
It's about a model UN! States do stuff (trade, lead war etc.).

Be prepared, the mad government of Greece will try to convert Iran..
Title: New UN thread
Post by: iranair777 on February 26, 2008, 06:49:00 pm
Quote from: "Blue Sky Mine"
It's about a model UN! States do stuff (trade, lead war etc.).

Be prepared, the mad government of Greece will try to convert Iran..


in their dreams  :twisted:

I decide to start up a army with the latest military dogfighter (which is that, my military aircraft knowledge is crap
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Blue Sky Mine on February 26, 2008, 06:56:27 pm
Oh yeah, just one advice: Try not to start wars- you might find yourself in quite a chaos (be aware of Greece- they've bought half of Germany's airforce!)
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Bobandirus on February 26, 2008, 07:03:15 pm
Micronesia would like several trillion tonnes of sand, on order to build a new island, and will happily exchange for 100 million fish and chips.
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Blue Sky Mine on February 26, 2008, 07:12:47 pm
Singapore would like to give the advice to Micronesia that Australia has a lot of Sand and needs a lot of Fish'n'Chips!
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Bobandirus on February 26, 2008, 07:13:20 pm
Will you accept a lower offer? If so, sold!
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Blue Sky Mine on February 26, 2008, 07:32:46 pm
Singapore doesn't want to sell it's precious sand, we don't even have enough as of now!
Title: New UN thread
Post by: quatzalcoatl on February 26, 2008, 08:43:11 pm
Germland doesn't want to sell land, but we have other technology that could make you your island. There is a method where you by a type of scaffold and you pass a small electric current through it and then an island grows, isn't there. Germland bought the rights on it. We like to sell Micronesia an island under the condition that we can also build another island for a germlandish embassy.
Title: New UN thread
Post by: EXTspotter on February 26, 2008, 09:16:54 pm
They already have their own olive oil....
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Bobandirus on February 26, 2008, 10:04:13 pm
Shure thing Germany, or whatever you name is :P!
Do you want the rights to selling all the ready made applepies that our scientists are developing now? Or money, or fish and chips?
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Vamerica on February 26, 2008, 10:54:18 pm
Nz would love to send some sheep meat and deer meat for world hugger relief.

also in other news...

Nz is in plan for a new international airport. We are leaning to an airport at sea. New too come on this subject
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Bobandirus on February 26, 2008, 10:56:38 pm
Excelent! Thank you New-Zeland!
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Vamerica on February 26, 2008, 10:59:09 pm
Nz is always ready to help.
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Bobandirus on February 26, 2008, 11:03:55 pm
If that is so, would you be willing to help our scientists work out a way to grow fruit and veg, and then be able to almost just stop it doing anything, untill it is eaten by the africans? Our nutrituionists are a little worried that they are only eating fish and chips, sheep and deer meet.

I hope you can understand that :P
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Vamerica on February 26, 2008, 11:08:11 pm
we can also ship tons of Kiwi Fruits
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Bobandirus on February 26, 2008, 11:18:35 pm
Excelent!

Micronesia would like to give good news to the UN.

The famin chrisis in the world is rapidly going away

In joyous news, The Federated statetes of Micronesia would like to say that in a resant study, the famin crysis in the world is rapidly going down, due to a lot of help from Micronesia, New-Zeland, Germany. If any countrys have been missed off that list, speak up and you will be added.
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Seattle on February 27, 2008, 12:06:46 am
Greece asks Iran in exchange for 50 trillion gallons of extra extra extra extra virgin virgin olive oil will be traded for a chance to convert up to 25% of your population to Greek Orthodox? We will do this in a series of debates. Additionally, we will help end world hunger by sending 55,000 aid workers to Africa, 25,000 to Asia, 15,000 to Oceania, 20,000 to South America, 1,500 to Europe, and 10,000 to North America.

I also is increasing olive oil production to 4.5 million barells a second. The current world consumptiuon in 5 million barrels a second. Consumption is excepted to rise to 10 million barrels a second.

Greece also announces that it is buying a fleet of 200 NEW SUBS, 200 NEW DESTROYERS, and 200 NEW BATTLESHIPS, too help renew its "aging" fleet.
Title: New UN thread
Post by: quatzalcoatl on February 27, 2008, 12:11:35 am
The Germlandish gouvernment approves of Micronesia's plan to end famine and helps in any way it can. We bought majority stocks in FedEx which would give us the largest civilian fleet of aircraft in the world, which will now be flying sceduled flights between Micronesia and Africa/crisis areas. The gap left by FedEx will be taken up by TNT. Germland puts and order for 30 A380F aircraft to expand it's worldwide charity transport service even more.

Germland also puts in a bid to build the island for NZ with our newly aquired technology.

Germland opens an embassy in Micronesia for improved relations between the two countries but at the same time requests an embassy in Greece, Singapore and NZ.

Does Greece want class 212A subs (most modern in the world)?
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Vamerica on February 27, 2008, 12:22:58 am
Hay Greece, we can haddle the Oceania so you don't need too.

and you got the permision to build an embassy in Wellington
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Seattle on February 27, 2008, 03:06:11 am
Quote from: "Vamerica"
Hay Greece, we can haddle the Oceania so you don't need too.

and you got the permision to build an embassy in Wellington
huh!? :?

Yes, we allow an emabssey in Athens.

We request an emabsey in the US, NZ, Turkey, Iran, Germany, UK, Micronesia, Singapore, and Malaysia.

Greece can supply sand... however not as much as required.
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Vamerica on February 27, 2008, 03:14:28 am
Greece's application for an emabsey inington, New Zealand is denied
Title: New UN thread
Post by: zkvac on February 27, 2008, 03:29:53 am
The Italian Government has ordered Alitalia to actually clean its planes for once, and has allocated them sufficient funds to purchase 30 Boeing 737-800's to replace its aging MD fleet, and 25 B777's (mix of 777-200LR's and 777-300ER's) to replace its Long Haul fleet. Further expansion plans are being sorted out currently.

The Italian Defence force has ordered 100 C-27J's, and 100 F/A 18 Super Hornets to keep the Greek Orthodox missionaries away :D
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Vamerica on February 27, 2008, 03:40:01 am
Same, Greek Orthodox missionaries should not even get the thought of coming to New Zealand. We pride ourselves on free religion. If they want to they can but you better not send any to NZ.
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Seattle on February 27, 2008, 05:02:00 am
Quote from: "Vamerica"
Same, Greek Orthodox missionaries should not even get the thought of coming to New Zealand. We pride ourselves on free religion. If they want to they can but you better not send any to NZ.


Doug, your contradicting your self... If NZ prides it self with free religion, then all religions are allowed! So, I could send missionaries when ever I want :wink: . (That is according to your  laws).

Italy, we would like to inquire to have an embassey created in Rome. We would also like to ask if we could hold up to 150 debates through-out Italy, to peacefully try to convert people who have interests.
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Vamerica on February 27, 2008, 05:22:50 am
you may send missionaries but no debates or any like a debate in Nz
Title: New UN thread
Post by: zkvac on February 27, 2008, 05:27:32 am
Quote from: "Seattle"
Quote from: "Vamerica"
Same, Greek Orthodox missionaries should not even get the thought of coming to New Zealand. We pride ourselves on free religion. If they want to they can but you better not send any to NZ.


Doug, your contradicting your self... If NZ prides it self with free religion, then all religions are allowed! So, I could send missionaries when ever I want :wink: . (That is according to your  laws).

Italy, we would like to inquire to have an embassey created in Rome. We would also like to ask if we could hold up to 150 debates through-out Italy, to peacefully try to convert people who have interests.


Sure, feel free to make an embassy, but no debates. Italy is a new kind of communist country (eg no work is allowed before 10am, everyone must attend at least one party/week, subsidies allow everybody to own a nice car/party van and no boring church is allowed. We still get the pope though :P )

Does Greece do anything apart from making people believe in a false god? Do you have some scam going where all money paid to churches in collection plates etc goes to the government? Italy is investigating :P
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Vamerica on February 27, 2008, 05:32:58 am
Nz would like to join Italy in this part move. Nz is now going to open 5 new clubs in all major cites.
Title: New UN thread
Post by: zkvac on February 27, 2008, 05:53:01 am
Italy welcomes NZ to our form of Government. It was voted in by our citizens, and is working fantastically well.

5-6pm, 6-7pm, 7-8pm, 8-9pm and 10-11pm are now all 'Happy Hours' on Fridays in Italy, where all drinks are paid for by the government. We have also replaced the most full buses in the cities of Rome and Milan with Civilian CH-53 Pave Low helicopters :D .
Firenze (Florence) has been named Italy's most beautiful city, announced the president from his mansion in the small Umbrian town of Bastardo.

The 130km/h speed limit has also been abolished on all main Italian highways, and instead a minimum speed of 120km/h has been put in force (excluding trucks).

Would NZ like to enter into a free trade agreement with Italy?
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Vamerica on February 27, 2008, 06:02:27 am
ya, sure :D
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Seattle on February 27, 2008, 06:10:31 am
Quote from: "zkvac"
Quote from: "Seattle"
Quote from: "Vamerica"
Same, Greek Orthodox missionaries should not even get the thought of coming to New Zealand. We pride ourselves on free religion. If they want to they can but you better not send any to NZ.


Doug, your contradicting your self... If NZ prides it self with free religion, then all religions are allowed! So, I could send missionaries when ever I want :wink: . (That is according to your  laws).

Italy, we would like to inquire to have an embassey created in Rome. We would also like to ask if we could hold up to 150 debates through-out Italy, to peacefully try to convert people who have interests.


Sure, feel free to make an embassy, but no debates. Italy is a new kind of communist country (eg no work is allowed before 10am, everyone must attend at least one party/week, subsidies allow everybody to own a nice car/party van and no boring church is allowed. We still get the pope though :P )

Does Greece do anything apart from making people believe in a false god? Do you have some scam going where all money paid to churches in collection plates etc goes to the government? Italy is investigating :P


Hey... Watch it. :evil:
Greece would also like to join this "communism" rule. Everyone in Greece now has an income of 100K or more per year :D  and LOW PRICES :D

Greece is almost done with Singapore's first 747-800. It will be sent over shortly!
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Vamerica on February 27, 2008, 06:14:38 am
nz is now having beach party's 24/7 :D
Title: New UN thread
Post by: zkvac on February 27, 2008, 06:20:15 am
Quote from: "Seattle"
Quote from: "zkvac"
Quote from: "Seattle"
Quote from: "Vamerica"
Same, Greek Orthodox missionaries should not even get the thought of coming to New Zealand. We pride ourselves on free religion. If they want to they can but you better not send any to NZ.


Doug, your contradicting your self... If NZ prides it self with free religion, then all religions are allowed! So, I could send missionaries when ever I want :wink: . (That is according to your  laws).

Italy, we would like to inquire to have an embassey created in Rome. We would also like to ask if we could hold up to 150 debates through-out Italy, to peacefully try to convert people who have interests.


Sure, feel free to make an embassy, but no debates. Italy is a new kind of communist country (eg no work is allowed before 10am, everyone must attend at least one party/week, subsidies allow everybody to own a nice car/party van and no boring church is allowed. We still get the pope though :P )

Does Greece do anything apart from making people believe in a false god? Do you have some scam going where all money paid to churches in collection plates etc goes to the government? Italy is investigating :P


Hey... Watch it. :evil:
Greece would also like to join this "communism" rule. Everyone in Greece now has an income of 100K or more per year :D  and LOW PRICES :D

Greece is almost done with Singapore's first 747-800. It will be sent over shortly!


Good contradiction- you're obsessed with religion, then you ban it! Make up your mind! :P
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Vamerica on February 27, 2008, 06:21:26 am
:lol:
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Seattle on February 27, 2008, 06:30:17 am
Quote from: "zkvac"
Quote from: "Seattle"
Quote from: "zkvac"
Quote from: "Seattle"
Quote from: "Vamerica"
Same, Greek Orthodox missionaries should not even get the thought of coming to New Zealand. We pride ourselves on free religion. If they want to they can but you better not send any to NZ.


Doug, your contradicting your self... If NZ prides it self with free religion, then all religions are allowed! So, I could send missionaries when ever I want :wink: . (That is according to your  laws).

Italy, we would like to inquire to have an embassey created in Rome. We would also like to ask if we could hold up to 150 debates through-out Italy, to peacefully try to convert people who have interests.


Sure, feel free to make an embassy, but no debates. Italy is a new kind of communist country (eg no work is allowed before 10am, everyone must attend at least one party/week, subsidies allow everybody to own a nice car/party van and no boring church is allowed. We still get the pope though :P )

Does Greece do anything apart from making people believe in a false god? Do you have some scam going where all money paid to churches in collection plates etc goes to the government? Italy is investigating :P


Hey... Watch it. :evil:

I dont believe I banned it. I just said we would have some sort of "communist" style, and that is every one gets paid more than 100K a year..... I didn't say religion was blocked. Get your facts straight :roll:  :twisted:  :P
Greece would also like to join this "communism" rule. Everyone in Greece now has an income of 100K or more per year :D  and LOW PRICES :D

Greece is almost done with Singapore's first 747-800. It will be sent over shortly!


Good contradiction- you're obsessed with religion, then you ban it! Make up your mind! :P
Title: New UN thread
Post by: zkvac on February 27, 2008, 09:11:00 am
I agree. That was a fantastic comeback :roll:
Title: New UN thread
Post by: quatzalcoatl on February 27, 2008, 09:19:27 am
Germland would also like to join Italy with partying and puts a bid for an embassy in Rome.

We also want to sell some Dornier 528/728/928 aircraft to Alitalia. They run on olive oil, reducing the fuel usage by 50%, toxic gases output by 40% and leave a nice scent while passing.
Also included in the package would be 50 mill bottles of Jägermeister to be supplied to italian clubs and a contract with Porsche to give every italian person one Carrera3. Germland is giving them out to their own people right now.

If anybody else is interested in the package, please put a bid.
Title: New UN thread
Post by: zkvac on February 27, 2008, 09:25:00 am
Italy would like to offer you:
C-27J Spartans for the Germland AF (easily converted to run on olive oil)
A Ferrari 360 Modena for Any Germland citizen that wants one
40 mill bottles of Limoncello.

Welcome to our kind of government!
Title: New UN thread
Post by: quatzalcoatl on February 27, 2008, 11:49:01 am
Great, agreed.

Germland introduces a new law in leu with our new form of gouvernment:
-anybody who is not having fun in any way is punished to XX years of nightclubbing.


Germland uses its newly aquired Spartans for it's service Micronesia <-> Africa.
Germland also asks the iranian gouvernment for an embassy and to build a new airport to serve as a base for our flights from Micronesiato Africa to end famine there. As payment Germland wants to give every iranian citicen an BMW X5 and Dornier Do728/528/928 aircraft for Iranair. For specifications see our last post.
Title: New UN thread
Post by: iranair777 on February 27, 2008, 12:12:39 pm
Quote from: "quatzalcoatl"
Great, agreed.

Germland introduces a new law in leu with our new form of gouvernment:
-anybody who is not having fun in any way is punished to XX years of nightclubbing.


Germland uses its newly aquired Spartans for it's service Micronesia <-> Africa.
Germland also asks the iranian gouvernment for an embassy and to build a new airport to serve as a base for our flights from Micronesiato Africa to end famine there. As payment Germland wants to give every iranian citicen an BMW X5 and Dornier Do728/528/928 aircraft for Iranair. For specifications see our last post.

:lol: about the law, probably the harshest possible :lol:
We will approve the building of the new embassy and you cant build a new airport, but upgrade the existing Tehran Mehrabad airport or if its only for cargo + aid use to use Tehran Imam Khomeni airport. We will also gladly accept the BMW's but not for every citizen, we will only allow it if you start a BMW factory here in order to create jobs. We will instead opt for a discount to my citizens when buying the cars (about $30,000, assuming a BMW is $50k)
We will also accept the dornier in order to do free flights for disadvantaged children in Iran who will not be able to fly a plane, or fly at all in their lives


Quote from: "Blue Sky Mine"
Oh yeah, just one advice: Try not to start wars- you might find yourself in quite a chaos (be aware of Greece- they've bought half of Germany's airforce!)


I wasnt planning to start a war ;) just building up my airforce ;)

Iran air the national carrier of Iran is going to order 30 777-300ER's and 10 777-200LR's with a option for 30 787's and 10 A380's we will not be ordering any other Airbus aircraft other than the A380 due to the dislike of our president to airbus aircraft :lol:

In terms of home relations, we have the usual laws that apply to all countries (i.e. no murder, rape etc.) and we also would like to devise a new law which states that the president has total control of everything, but it is still a democratic state. ( dont worry, I'll keep my country well ;) )

We would like to stregthen our ties with the United states of America and The United Kingdom. In this light we would also like to order about 40 Eurofighter typhoons for our military in order for our power to slowly come to strength.

We would also like to order about 10 (+20 options) Maglev trains off Japan to introduce high speed linkage of cities and countries! these trains will carry about 400-500 passengers each and operate from Tehran as its hub as well as Shiraz, Isfahan, Shiraz and Mashad.

In orders:




we also need a map which shows the countries already taken. and a proper rule and law system for the game. and how about a AM type game  :D
Title: New UN thread
Post by: quatzalcoatl on February 27, 2008, 01:11:03 pm
Germland would like to put a bid for 50 Transrapid trains instead of the maglevs. Transrapid are slightly slower, but more efficient and already in service ie. properly tested in service. Upgrading an existing airprt is fine with me, or even better, as it already has all necesary facilities. We would like to build 2 cargo terminals and 10 warehouses. All cargo passing through there will be equally distributed between the needy, so no military action there.
BMW builds a new production plant outside Tehran (producing all cars for Asia and the middle East there) and a new testing facility for cars. BMW now starts development on a new version of the Bugatti Veron, which will be powered by olive oil but about 600km/h fast.

Germland also approves of Irans use of the Dorniers.
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Jps on February 27, 2008, 01:15:07 pm
Is someone already being France? If not.. Ill take it  :twisted:
Title: New UN thread
Post by: jameswyhk on February 27, 2008, 01:17:52 pm
Quote from: "Jps"
Is someone already being France? If not.. Ill take it  :twisted:

No one is being French Republic.
Title: New UN thread
Post by: iranair777 on February 27, 2008, 01:49:13 pm
Quote from: "quatzalcoatl"
Germland would like to put a bid for 50 Transrapid trains instead of the maglevs. Transrapid are slightly slower, but more efficient and already in service ie. properly tested in service. Upgrading an existing airprt is fine with me, or even better, as it already has all necesary facilities. We would like to build 2 cargo terminals and 10 warehouses. All cargo passing through there will be equally distributed between the needy, so no military action there.
BMW builds a new production plant outside Tehran (producing all cars for Asia and the middle East there) and a new testing facility for cars. BMW now starts development on a new version of the Bugatti Veron, which will be powered by olive oil but about 600km/h fast.

Germland also approves of Irans use of the Dorniers.


We will clear the building of 3 cargo terminals and 15 warehouses as we will be glad to be on the centre of the world and be the top place in the world in terms of aid given out. We are already creating a 2 new runways to add to the two runways we already have at Imam khomeni international airport and we are going to build the 2 new runways (36L & 36R) so there is a straight in and straight out departure and arrival of your aircraft so no carbon emmisions are wasted in stacking or long SID's or STAR's.
Dont worry, we are at the moment creating 2 new military bases one to the east and one to the west of Tehran to accomodate our order of 50 or so eurofighters. the pilots will be instructed to not fly in commercial aviation routes, but instead to go south to the desert and start training there.

Iran has also started on constructing a solar power and water heating plant in the middle/south of Iran where the temperatures can reach about 45-50C and where there is constant sunlight and heat. We are seeking other countries to help us build this mammoth complex as its going to be twice the size of central london with maybe plans for it to be 3-4 times the size of central london and for there to be a small city closeby to accomodate the workers and workers families.

We have also recruited about 20,000 troops to fill our vacant army shortage and are looking for about 980,000 more troops. You will have all your expenses paid for you and your family if you opt for this scheme.

Iran is also going to start secret scientific research which we will release the information in the coming future.
Title: New UN thread
Post by: Seattle on February 27, 2008, 02:46:24 pm
Quote from: "zkvac"
I agree. That was a fantastic comeback :roll:
:? ...where did it go :lol:
Title: Ameristars
Post by: nwadeltaboy on February 28, 2008, 02:13:50 am
The United States unleashes its brand new fleet of Ameristars, which are the United States' version of Eurostar.  Amtrak is replacing all its passenger services with Ameristar trains, and also giving the option of airlines to run Ameristar services as well.
Title: New UN thread
Post by: iranair777 on February 28, 2008, 02:10:16 pm
Iran decides to replace its ageing phone and cable lines with ultra high speed lines which are not affected by any interferance. These lines will also give our citizens a speed of 1GB/s on their internet connections
Title: New UN thread
Post by: iranair777 on March 31, 2008, 08:53:03 pm
What happened to this thread? did I kill it like all the other threads I kill? :lol:

Anyway:

Iran has finished phase one of the solar panel complex installation which is the installation of the solar panels, cables and control centre and now we are starting on the transport links around the complex which will enable technicians to speed up their work on the complex.

Iran Air has recieved 10 77W's, 5 77L's, 15 787's (due to the advanced way of building so many aircraft so quickly) and 4 A388's. In military, we have received nearly all but 8 Eurofighters and also we have received 9 Maglev trains which have been deployed straight away on routes between Tehran and other major iranian cities.

We are deciding soon on space travel for our citizens for a cheap price (which includes trans continental air travel via space in a few hours) and for a normal price for foreigners.

also we really need something like this:
Quote
we also need a map which shows the countries already taken. and a proper rule and law system for the game. and how about a AM type game
Title: New UN thread
Post by: thecoffeecake on March 31, 2008, 11:44:33 pm
is greece taken?????
(http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i140/greek_ho/greece_flag.jpg)